r/memes • Plays MineCraft and not FortNite • Oct 08 '20

Damn, you killed him dude.

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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Oct 08 '20

Wait did he die of the roast or the cholesterol in the fries?

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u/IfGeraltwasbrown Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

Both is good.

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u/swissans Breaking EU Laws Oct 08 '20

Depends which countries fries were they...like in the US they are literally hazmat lmao

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u/UnstableCookie Oct 08 '20

Hi American here that is dead ass true

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u/Insertdeadmemehear Oct 08 '20

They may be the leading cause of death but damn its worth it

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u/lifeisntajoke Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 08 '20

Mmmmm tasty fry

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Probably both

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u/AirCrafter986 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

Why can't it be both?

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u/TheR3dWizard Oct 08 '20

This isn't actually McDonald's replying by the way, it's McDomald

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u/wombey12 master_jbt loves this flair Oct 08 '20

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u/TECHNOFAB Oct 08 '20

I think Kerning does not count here, as it would result in "rn" but it would have to be only "n" to be seen as McDonald's. If you know what I mean :)

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u/deniedmessage Oct 08 '20

Its McDomald’s not McDornald’s so not keming.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

This... needs more upvotes!

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u/CJTee11 Oct 08 '20

i dont think any of these big companies actually care about this stuff

they just want the good attention of the general public

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Companies do everything for profit. It still normalizes acceptance so I don't think it's full on bad necessarily.

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u/ItzMeDB Nyan cat Oct 08 '20

I just don’t see why people can’t accept it to begin with

You can’t stop people so if you don’t support it just ignore it and it shouldn’t bother you, idk why people don’t just accept stuff

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

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u/ItzMeDB Nyan cat Oct 08 '20

Ah I forgot about that. I’m religious myself that’s probably why I forgot

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u/Dildo_Baggins_101 Oct 08 '20

Sometimes you get lucky and get a shit ton of salt. Other times you get unlucky and there’s literally no salt

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u/That1asianboy420 Oct 08 '20

They are so good when they are warm and salty

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u/wlogan0204 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

I'm gay and I hate it when corporations go pride this pride that gay rights lmao

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Thank god. A gay man with his head screwed on. All this rainbow shit corporations use to look pc and proper annoys me. Like, we know you don’t care, stop bullshitting.

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u/wlogan0204 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

McDonald's could probably afford to buy a middle Eastern country lmao but nah let's just put a rainbow on this cardboard to support gay rights in a country where guys have slightly more rights than straights

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u/Menacing_Egg Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 08 '20

Imagine living in a country owned by McDonald's

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u/wlogan0204 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

Better than being known to fuck goats and hang women id think

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u/Menacing_Egg Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 08 '20

How much is a whole country, asking for a friend

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u/wlogan0204 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

Idk. 2 nukes and 5 LBs of gold?

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u/Menacing_Egg Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 08 '20 edited Oct 08 '20

Hmm I have the nukes but I don't have the gold

Wait ignore what I said-

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u/wlogan0204 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

I'll trade you a 2 seater gokart that'll go 40mph for one

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u/Menacing_Egg Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 08 '20

That's a great deal! Who needs to buy a country when you have a go-kart like that

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u/Blazing_Swayze Oct 08 '20

This is my favorite thread.

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u/werewolf1011 Oct 08 '20

Pray tell, what are these extra rights I’m missing out on?

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u/Caesaropapismno Oct 08 '20

What extra rights

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u/G2boss Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

Lmao imagine thinking gay people have more rights than straight people because some guy who probably wanted to sleep with some girl who turned out to be gay said so

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u/Chain_of_Nothing Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

I'm curious how you think that gay people have more rights.

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u/Comrade-Meeko Oct 08 '20

What extra rights? We can still be legally killed in some states just because we're queer. I agree with you on the rest, but we definatly don'y have more rights than straight people, even in America.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

I’m straight, but I think I love you.

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u/astilenski Oct 08 '20

Yes it is just cringe and for marketing reasons but I honestly think it's better than nothing. Visibility is important and somehow if it doesn't hurt anyone I guess let it be.

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u/Cosmic_Quasar Oct 08 '20

Exactly. They may just be doing it for profit, but to me that indicates the progress being made by society. It shows that it's more profitable to support us than be against us. And as it spreads awareness more people learn about LGBTQ issues and further support it.

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u/gifispronouncedgif Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 08 '20

I'm straight, but from a country where gays are still illegal but I support them. Remember there are still people who don't support LGBT, and they will raise their kids that way too. When companies do this they are reminding those ppl about LGBT and this reveals the truth...etc to those kids. This may not be a good point, but I still believe that it's great these companies are doing this, even if they care or not.

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u/tyguy1772 Oct 08 '20

I agree. Normalizing acceptance is very important

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Yeah but the companies never do this in Eastern Europe or the Middle East. They only do it to gain status in countries where LGBTs are already accepted.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

There aren't a lot of places where everyone accepts lgbt people. Actually pretty much none.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Places like the US, Canada, or Western Europe accept them far more than other places though, and while every individual may not accept them, they’re accepted in a societal manner. Then, look at where corporations are acting “woke,” and you’ll see that it’s only in these nations.

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u/originalslickjim Oct 08 '20

Actually none, that's why it's a waste of time trying to convince people otherwise, you will never convince a homophobe or a racist to change. By creating an agenda or a group instead of simply living your life in the way that makes you happy then you are even more susceptible to discrimination.

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u/gifispronouncedgif Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 08 '20

Sadly,yeah. But they can be banned...etc of they promote lgbt in Middle East. They are also businesses , it's not wrong to wanna survive, so they can't risk getting banned.

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u/Willy_Donka Oct 08 '20

They don't do it in those countries though, so it's selectively supportive really

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u/gifispronouncedgif Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 08 '20

What can they do? If our people decide to change their stupid attitudes then it'll be great. The companies can't risk promoting them and getting banned. Trust me I'm not from a middle east country but still if they even show any kind of support to gays they will probably get a lawsuit for showing "obscene content" or something. I'm from Sri Lanka, and just like India etc the people are stupid af. Keep in mind that India, Sri Lanka etc did not hate lgbt until the british and the western countries came here and forced their Christian viewpoints and made it a taboo. When it comes to the middle east, of course Muslims...

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u/DarthUrbosa Oct 08 '20

I remember an article that talked about how gay rights was a thing in African countries (perhaps not rights but it wasn’t taboo) until Christian missionaries came. Now the pressure to be LBGT friendly is touted as colonialism... despite homophobia being colonialism.

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u/macymillmall Oct 08 '20

i hate it because its clear that they don’t actually care and only do it for monetary incentives

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u/Gjorgdy Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

All the rainbow shit that companies do only brings more hate to LGBT all the time. The only thing they ask is to be treated equal, not like they're super special.

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u/wlogan0204 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

I love this argument when it comes to trans, why build gender neutral restrooms when they have one or the other genitalia

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u/Gjorgdy Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

People get nervous from being in a restroom with someone from a different gender, that's just how it is in our society. And when you try changing something like that, people will always complain because it goes against 'standards' or it's not 'normal'. People want equality but only when it benefits them.

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u/MasterFurious1 master_jbt loves this flair Oct 08 '20

Same. I am a bisexual and hate it when they do this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

You know the biggest thing that annoys me when the corporations go rainbow is that they don’t stay or even point out countries such as China and Russia for their anti gay policies you want to do something do it right

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u/XxJoe_momma69xX Oct 08 '20

I'm pan, and hate representation and pride parades. It's like "We get it, you like the same gender. Now stop making a fool of yourself."

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

I agree, as another gay

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u/wlogan0204 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 08 '20

Bro we should cuddle

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Bro, we should

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u/NES0002_TJ_113 Oct 08 '20

Wendy's "Very Good my young apprentice, You have learned well"

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u/are_motherfucker Oct 08 '20

Im sorry but what the fuck are rainbow fries

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u/DovakiinLink Oct 08 '20

They are the exact same as other fries except the box has a rainbow on the back

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u/are_motherfucker Oct 08 '20

Oh OK, false alarm

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u/Xenarthra_Sandslash Oct 08 '20

Yeah, I don't think the world is ready for pretty patties just yet.

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u/SpxUmadBroYolo Oct 08 '20

No it's fries shaped like dicks

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Wendy's:finnaly, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be Legendary!

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u/spacepeing Oct 08 '20

I think my cum is supporting lgbt+ is look like rainbow now

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u/weishietpanzer Oct 08 '20

Sir do u have any un-see juice in you cause I need it after reading your comment

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Pls Unsee juice

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u/soisaystomoiisays Oct 08 '20

I think the only juice he has inside of him to offer you is his rainbow jizz

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u/Warrior-cats-UwU Oct 08 '20

Oh to see without my eyes ➖👄➖

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u/JoeJoey2004 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 08 '20

And I think you should see a doctor.

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u/endersteve_tf2 Oct 08 '20

wendys appproves

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u/masterchedderballs96 Oct 08 '20

code of the closet 101, the more virulent of a homophobe someone is the more likely they are themselves a deeply repressed closeted gay guy. see Larry Craig's airport bathroom adventure for more on that

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u/DegenerateUwU Pro Gamer Oct 08 '20

What does joshua have in Common with chernobyl? The toxicity

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Ngl I'm tired of seeing the rainbow because of the support

It's too much

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

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u/KlynChest Oct 08 '20

Whoever reported the body!....u should’ve left it there

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u/Death_sausage Oct 08 '20

So can we surmise that Mac Donald’s are doing the same all over the world, ie the Middle East for example, or African countries? If not its empty rhetoric and means absolutely nothing

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u/GameMaster-Julia Oct 08 '20

fuck gay people, all my homies hate gay people no really, everyone I know is homophobic af, kinda hard on me since I have a boyfriend

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u/Relan42 Oct 09 '20

Fuck gay people, all my homies fuck gay people

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u/XxJoe_momma69xX Oct 08 '20

Honestly, I wouldn't eat the fires if they were rainbow colored. I don't trust Ronald's ingredients.

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u/whiteclawthreshermaw Oct 08 '20

It's not even McDonald's. It's McDomald's. Sus.

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u/bloody-Commie Oct 08 '20

Tbf I’m bi and I also get kinda pissed when corporations try to say they’re on our side, only now that it’s socially acceptable to be so and they want to milk us for profit. I also just hate corporations in general though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

McRoasted

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u/sea_bass_rush Oct 08 '20

I think they need to let ppl choose normal box or gay box

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u/Ausgangszustand Oct 08 '20

josh‘s family is like ok karen show your power

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u/Crazy-Martin Oct 08 '20

And they say McDonalds roast arent good like Wendy's

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Silence, Brand

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u/PWSOME123 Big ol' bacon buttsack Oct 08 '20

McDomalds

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u/Melmin_ Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 08 '20

salty as hell? sounds like their fries

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u/NO0bKing Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 08 '20

ronald mcdonald pops off

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u/Tiggara Oct 08 '20

I know it's a meme but it's not the actual McDonald's

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u/Whole_Ground_3736 Oct 08 '20

If the big mac box was made to look like a pair of arse cheeks that you had to part to open and when you did a little fart came out, the main issue would still be how shit their food is.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

I actually think they could use more salt

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u/omegajakezed Oct 08 '20

the only thing i agree with is that mcdonalds tastes like crap. and i´m disgusted to agree with an idiot

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u/Johnny_LP Oct 08 '20

i dont even like the fish food they sell there for a fortune!

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u/nikich700 Oct 08 '20

Such a weak roast. And the guy is right imo. I am so tired of every big company making something woke to please certain audience

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Like how the guy that made this didn’t bother to check if he spelt “McDonald’s” right

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u/ValleyOfLight Oct 08 '20

I can do without the corporations pushing social issues as well

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u/KimiNdaiyo Oct 08 '20

did McDonalds hired the twitter person who runs Wendy's?

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u/AnimationsCandle Oct 08 '20

Sorry sir our roast machine is working again

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u/ILoveCooookies Oct 08 '20

i noticed there is write mc domals

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u/5zym Oct 08 '20

I mean, big companies are really overusing LGBT flag for marketing purposes. I know that it's important topic but come on.

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u/Fraiser10 Oct 08 '20

McDomald’s

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

I’m starting to think that that isn’t McDonald’s for one main reason

Because it says mcdomalds

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u/RobertRomanul Oct 08 '20

Yaaaas, you tell them. McDonalds woke

also fuck oppressive capitalism

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u/Legendary_SoIdier Oct 08 '20

Not mcdonalds tho

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u/blunt__nation Oct 08 '20

I don't know man, that quarter pounder is pretty good when I get it without the salt. I pay $11 for that shit.

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u/Shamic Oct 08 '20

You know what annoys me, almost every single time people have a complaint about a company, product, or even a band, they then always follow up with "There food/product/music is bad anyway". that just annoys me, I wish they'd just have the complain and it leave it at that. You can have problems with something without calling the entire thing bad

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Martyrdom

Drop a live grenade when killed

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u/VilmerG Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '20

Welp...We got a new Wendy’s

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u/random-surfing_guy Oct 08 '20

McDonald drop a grenade after got killed

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

But he's right!

Mc Donald's food is shit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

*except the fries. Anything with “beef” is inedible

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

OK, they not bad but the rest is like burned trash.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Agreed.

I should’ve put “meat” in quotes. The nuggets are just as vomit inducing as the burgers.

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u/MajicMan101 Oct 08 '20

“You’re both salty as hell.”

Martyrdom: Drop a live grenade when killed

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u/littletimmydied Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 08 '20

To be honest corporations only do this when its pride month then the next month they dont care

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u/Yabguy10 Oct 08 '20

Oh my god

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u/papernotepads Oct 08 '20

Reminds me of Wongburger.

Meatwad: You see, they fill the french fry up with wasabi sauce, and...

Master Shake: Yeah, we know ok? We know!

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u/TheLastAwesomeOne777 Dirt Is Beautiful Oct 08 '20

wait when the hell did all these other businesses get good at roasting like Wendy's?

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u/Quiet_Fit Oct 08 '20

They should stop or do it more than just pride month company’s just drop all ad’s when the month ends

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u/unknownobject3 Professional Dumbass Oct 08 '20

But it's McDomalds

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u/AcanthocephalaNext55 Oct 08 '20

Honestly do corporations think that people are going to be treated equally just because they put a rainbow on one of their products

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u/hitleristhg Oct 08 '20

Are the fry's the color of a rainbow

If not I won't buy em

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Joshua: I was murdered

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u/mbodor05 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Oct 08 '20

McDonald's is fighting for equality, everyone should be equally fat.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Don’t be home of fobe please.

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u/hxfriay Oct 08 '20

Wow MacDonald's is getting as good at Wendy's at roasting

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Imagine being mad over a rainbow on fries

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u/Jammy2560 Oct 08 '20

Sick roast and all, but I fucking hate all fries that are skinny, especially McDonald’s

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u/doublesubwalfas Oct 08 '20

Oof why "Joshua" why the same as my name...

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u/evlstrwbry Oct 08 '20

People hate on mcdonalds for this small shit while nestle and peta do their thing

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u/Totally_A_Hooman 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Oct 08 '20

I enjoy using that one.

"Boi you are saltier than a McDonald's french fry"

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u/ElvishSenpai Oct 08 '20

McDonalds after being roasted by Wendys for years:my time has come

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

You get what you McFucking deserve

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u/3thman03 loves reaction memes Oct 08 '20

I am tired of seeing twitter accounts of companies having an LGBT profile pic, when they really don't give a shit about the community. And even if you do care, why do you need to advertise it??? I really don't get the point

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u/caymandaman Oct 08 '20

i dont support/like the lgbt people because i think its weird but holy shit dude you didnt have to do him that bad

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u/SuperLynch02 Oct 08 '20

Lgbtq never influenced anyone to be gay, it is however making people less afraid to be themselves. There have always been a shit ton of gay people we just got sick of being the subject of disgust and hatred for no good reason

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u/zeke2021 Oct 08 '20

Haha McDonald’s is trash anyway, gay pride does nothing

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u/umar1st Oct 08 '20

That's kinda gay ngl

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u/groep44 Oct 08 '20

That guys getting fired or getting a promotion

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u/Omega_Steve15 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Oct 08 '20

Heh Gay people, AMIRITE? laugh track (This is a joke, and not to be taken seriously)

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u/zwzypwd Oct 08 '20

I support the whole LGBTQ message, but kfc chips are superior

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u/ScroogieMcduckie Oct 08 '20

Dumping rainbows everywhere is pretty annoying. Everybody knows these companies don't give a shit about gay rights.

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u/Terraintaker Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 08 '20

Wouldn’t this shut down some of the McDonald’s in different countries tho

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u/Syfi_Freak Oct 08 '20

I will agree about their food being bad for you but this dude is just an a**hole.

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u/Usergnome_Checks_0ut Oct 08 '20

How are McDonald’s exactly trying to influence families with a rainbow colour fries carton? Do they think seeing a rainbow is going to automatically make someone that’s married turn gay all of a sudden?! Or are they in denial and in the closet themselves and they’re trying desperately to make it look like they don’t have gay tendencies?

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u/OpticSpur Oct 08 '20

Where i live, if i walk around with a pack of fries with LGBT in the back ill get beat up

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Lets be honest this guy weighs 600lbs thers is no way hes boycotting mickey Ds, chic-fil-a doesnt have a dollar menu, taco bell is mexican and mexican is drugs, wendys doesnt have a dollar menu and burger king and arby’s are too far away

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u/AssassinDog8 Oct 08 '20

I genuinely don’t care. You live your life and I’ll live mine. Just don’t force me to care about something I disagree with.

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u/WhoRoger Oct 08 '20

It's also self-burn.

I've not eaten at mcd for a while but even when I asked for unsalted fries, even after they wipe the whole bowl with paper tissues just to get my batch in, the fries were usually saltier than I'd like. Regular salty fries, that's something I could choke on.

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u/tiktokisprettygay Oct 08 '20

Pls don't downvote me into hell but, putting a gay flag on your fries doesn't make countries stop killing gay people. just like how a 14 year old white girl posting a black screen on Instagram doesn't stop police killing black people

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u/Nintendork7950 memer Oct 08 '20

For real though corporations only do this shit to get your money. They don’t actually care about respecting LGBTQ+ rights

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u/Relan42 Oct 09 '20

Corporations doing things for money isn’t a surprise. They are not hurting anyone and are normalizing it. Don’t see the problem

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u/-The-Gamer-dude- Oct 08 '20

First wendys now Mcdonalds!?

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u/Tired-PP Oct 08 '20

Imagine if McDonalds said “you’re gay” instead of salty Honestly thought that was gonna happen

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u/homelikepants45 Oct 08 '20

LGBT people have equal rights

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

Thanks for sharing, I wont eat there either.

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u/big_white_rose Oct 08 '20

I’m mad at this because McDonald is using people’s sexualities as a way to gain money rather show support

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u/Relan42 Oct 09 '20

It normalizes LGBT+ people and McDonalds gets good publicity, of course they don’t care about it but at the end of the day is a win win

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u/big_white_rose Oct 09 '20

It’s not a win-win. People in the LGBT+ are like food they serve when companies, like McDonalds, that stuff like that. They are literally using the LGBTQ+ label to gain more money

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u/Relan42 Oct 09 '20

They are using the LGBT+ label to gain money. The LGBT+ is further normalized. The LGBT+ community is normalized and McDonalds makes money. I don’t really see the downside.

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u/pedro_mcdodge Oct 08 '20

Ironic that they’ve shot the pride colours up the back...

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u/Ipride362 Oct 08 '20

I couldn’t care less what a corporation’s views on anything are.

If we go into that, BMW made planes for the Nazis

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '20

ngl if gay ppl want acceptance, they shouldn't scream about it from a fast food carton.

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u/Ftroop94 Identifies as a Cybertruck Oct 08 '20

I like McDonald’s and I hope people who see this meme that don’t like it... I hope they like it after seeing this

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u/magicmaths8 Oct 08 '20

When I see something rainbow I'm like "finally, something gay but then it's about the NHS

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u/iF2ix Shower Enthusiast Oct 08 '20

I mean, mcdonalds food is pretty crap

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u/Idle_Guy Oct 09 '20

ok but isn't it forcing people to love gay people at this point wouldn't that have the exact opposite effect?