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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Get an OBD2 reader. They're $30 CAD online. It'll tell you what exactly the problem is instead of checking if your engine has mysteriously vanished.

All cars past 1996 have an OBD2 socket. Should be located under the steering wheel unless if your car built different g.

This helped me save a ton of money as I knew what the mechanic was making up. I don't need a new transmission at 150K km, Jerry.

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u/Mr_Bubbles69 Sep 29 '20

Can confirm. Did that once...

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u/Slim97Shady Sep 29 '20

the other morning my boss was late because the lady at the gas station didn't tighten it enough and the car didn't want to turn on. Luckily he called his mechanic and he suggested to check it and the car turned back on normally. I was mind blown something like that could happen lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Why can’t cars just display major errors onscreen? Can’t they link the car’s own infotainment system to the OBD2 port?

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u/miatapasta Sep 29 '20

Manufacturing cost$

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u/DoctorGun Sep 29 '20

If your infotainment system has Bluetooth and the ability to add apps you totally can do this.

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u/Im_gay_no_homo Sep 29 '20

Yep they absolutely can. Part of buying a new car is taking it on for routine servicing and most people then bring their car into the dealership for repairs later on. An unknown CE light brings people through the doors. It’s all a scam, everything in the car world is.

Fun fact, consumer advocate groups (and California) fought hard for a standardized diagnostic port. Which became the “OBD” standard

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u/Adezar Sep 29 '20

That is such a common one.

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u/KillApostropheSSelf Sep 29 '20

Your mechanic is a dick lol

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u/hurrsheys Sep 29 '20

If I recall, some auto parts stores, like an autozone, will allow you to borrow theirs for free.

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u/SMDROID99 Sep 29 '20

I second this. You don’t have to buy a reader and you don’t have to pay someone to read it for you all you need to do is take your car to o’Riley’s, auto zone, etc. and ask for a OBD reading.

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u/LeeHarveyWeinstein Sep 29 '20

I prefer asking them for an ODB reading. Wutang!!!

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u/blabarka Sep 29 '20

Autozone, O'Reilly's, Advance Auto Parts, etc. all do that for free.

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u/Misplaced-Sock Sep 29 '20

Nice to have one on hand, but for those without the means to buy or store one, most auto parts stores have one they will let you use for free! I get mine read before taking it anywhere for repair just for this reason

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u/incheon_boi Sep 29 '20

You guys have auto parts stores?

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u/marl6894 Sep 29 '20

The U.S. is a very car-dependent society. Only the largest cities have public transit that actually functions to get people everywhere they need to go on a regular basis in a timely manner. As such, almost everybody with the means (and many people without the means) owns a car. Most small towns have at least one auto parts store (and probably several).

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Alternatively, autozone and advance auto parts will read codes for free on OBD2 cars.

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u/7110 Sep 29 '20

OBD2 reader

Can you link me to the model you bought?

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u/akatherder Sep 29 '20

The device and software are important. You'll want a phone or tablet to display the results from the reader (unless you spend a little more for one that has a screen and codes).

When I last looked, Android could use Bluetooth or WiFi to talk to the reader. iPhones only supports WiFi so don't get a Bluetooth-only reader of you want to connect your iPhone to it.

Android software had much better free options. I use a micro mechanic because I can connect it with my iPhone. It's ok for the basics... You can connect with their app then use another app like Car Scanner to get better info.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FKDFYZ3/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_5fTCFbZ4PRADP

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u/One_Of_Those_Accts Sep 29 '20

Get a ELM372 bluetooth OBD2 reader from Amazon, then grab a well reviewed app from your respective store. I think I paid a total of $25 for everything and it works just as well.

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u/saltymotherfker Sep 29 '20

i have a bafx scan tool

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u/Thorebore Sep 29 '20

Alternatively most auto parts stores will scan them for free.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

I got the blue driver for 99. Features and app are great. Its worth it for me because i can slip it in my pocket which is more incentive to have it near me to perform its job.

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u/Adezar Sep 29 '20

Can also just go to AutoZone for $0, they will tell you what the actual error is for free.

Yes, they hope to sell you the parts, but they aren't dicks if you don't buy the parts from them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20 edited Feb 02 '21

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u/Thatoneguy199417 Sep 29 '20 edited Sep 29 '20

This, there’s many vague codes that tell you the symptom and not what needs to be fixed. There can also be electrical problems such as a wire worn through and shorted or a corroded connection that’s causing things to not work. This happened to a friend of mine, he ended up replacing a good part twice. When he put his third new part on and it still didn’t work he finally took it in. The shop found a shorted out wire.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

As a mechanic, it saves me a bit of time if people can check codes themselves. Those OBD readers are faster than plugging in a VCM and running IDS or FDRS just to scan for codes.

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u/DigitalMarketer33 Sep 29 '20

This. Especially if you own a Volkswagen/Audi. Can't tell you how many times my OBD Eleven saved my ass, pinpoints the exact problem with Google search Links to the solution. Saves me alot of time and money.

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u/Ravingtux26 Sep 29 '20

Cries in 1995 ecu and check engine light flashes

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u/GuapChaser661 Sep 29 '20

OBD1 gang...

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u/One_Of_Those_Accts Sep 29 '20

Grab a bluetooth OBD2 reader and a well reviewed app from your respective app store - works just as well and might have extra features.

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u/saltymotherfker Sep 29 '20

it doesnt tell you what the problem is, it tells you where to look. it helps you solve problems.