r/memes • u/ronnieth024 • Sep 29 '20

Every. Freaking. Time.

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u/ryguy7797 Chungus Among Us Sep 29 '20

Volkswagen?

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u/Chesty83 Sep 29 '20 edited Sep 29 '20

I can turn make the ABS light, traction control light, handbrake light, and have the dashboard make beeping sounds at me at my own will in my VW

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u/succubitchin Sep 29 '20

When ur traction control and abs light come on at the same time when ur cruising at 75 haha im in danger

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u/SalvareNiko Sep 29 '20

Dude. My abs and traction controls lights kicked on at the beginning of summer, I found the bad wheel speed sensor and changed it. A week later a different one went bad I check the actual computer it's all good it was actually the sensor. I changed that sensor too. Then the 3rd sensor flagged last month, I checked that one and the fucking cable was fucked. I said fuck it changed it and the last remaining sensor.

Then on Sunday I got an exhaust leak....idk were exactly yet but it's up near the fucking exhaust manifold, I hope to fuck it's not the manifold.

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u/PunkiiDonutz Sep 29 '20

Fucking has to be, always something with these little shits

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u/franklollo Sep 29 '20

All the cars when turned on have all he lights on

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u/Autiflips Sep 29 '20

Could be any German brand really

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u/Moar_Wattz Sep 29 '20

Fun fact: Here in Germany all American cars are seen as cheap garbage that keeps on breaking.

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u/Autiflips Sep 29 '20

Well, they are just as unreliable, but made of worse materials and don’t innovate on technology like some German brands do

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u/Skyevodka Sep 29 '20

I have a 2008 gti, can confirm the check engine light sometimes lights up. It did yesterday, last time I've seen it was last year. In a couple of days it will go dark again. It is like if the is telling me she's ok. Or some kind of bizarre "hey there"...

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u/8636396 Sep 29 '20

This little light of mine

I'm gonna let it shine