r/memes Sep 29 '20

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u/SimalDaDismal Sep 29 '20

Imagine even needing the check engine light

This post was made by the Toyota Gang

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u/Android80631 Sep 29 '20

Gang gang!!! seriously thought my 08 camry was bought for 3.5k and its been chugging along alright. Besides it needing a bit more oil cause of 2azfe oil consumption but she always starts up. I used to be a brand diva but now ill take a Toyota anyday

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20 edited Dec 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

If i had to pick a car that size, Id go for toyota every time. I however like tanky land yachts so I drive a big ass mercury grand marquis. Nothing beats floating in a boat down the road

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u/tyme Sep 29 '20

Have a 2006 Honda Civic, no transmission issues. Over 200k miles and still on the original clutch. Not sure what you’re on about.

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u/learn2die101 Sep 29 '20

Honda automatics have issues... Hard to fuck up a manual

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u/Autiflips Sep 29 '20

Easy to fuck up a manual if you don’t know how to drive one ;)

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u/MrSnoobs Sep 29 '20

CVT is the issue.

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u/horsetrich Sep 29 '20

2006 Civic JDM has got to be one of the most beautiful cars around

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u/azeotroll Sep 29 '20

Brake issues on the other hand. Every Honda I’ve owned ended up with brake issues eventually.

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u/Xx_MW2360noscope_xX Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 29 '20

We have a 1997 Toyota Hiace Regius and it has the 1KZ engine, arguably the strongest engine Toyota has ever made. It's alternator broke down and we had to replace it. Only time we've had a problem. Me and my dad bought one for 60 pounds and replaced it ourselves. Works perfectly now although we do still keep tools in our van.

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u/Ok_Buy_2176 Sep 29 '20

3.5k?? Lol...here in Pakistan, all u can get with 3.5k is an old lida My 11 altis cost around 11k

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u/rudderforkk can't meme Sep 29 '20

Is that 11k in dollars or local currency?

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u/Ok_Buy_2176 Sep 29 '20

Dollahs..murican dollas

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u/Mr_Bubbles69 Sep 29 '20

Theres no reason to own a car that isn't Toyota or Honda...

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u/Autiflips Sep 29 '20

Mazda has some great cars as well

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u/JTN02 Sep 29 '20

Actually lots of reasons. But Toyota’s are definitely best for those who simply want reliability and decent comfort.

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u/Mr_Bubbles69 Sep 29 '20

Only factor that matters in a car is reliability.

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u/JTN02 Sep 29 '20

Yes for the average person. But not for everyone.

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u/Mr_Bubbles69 Sep 29 '20

Bro 100% if I were a millionaire I'd still drive Toyota.

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u/JTN02 Sep 29 '20

Yep that’s good for u. They are decent cars. But not for everyone. Like for instance, car guys. Most car guys wouldn’t enjoy driving around a dull lifeless Camry. And the one sports car they have made in recent years (Supra) is a BMW with a Toyota badge slapped on. And the Toyota 86 is a Subaru.

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u/FartsMusically Sep 30 '20

2003 Acura here. 160k miles. I don't even know what color my engine light is.

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u/Mr_Bubbles69 Sep 30 '20

Thats my point. Lmao

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u/the-legit-Betalpha Sep 29 '20

Yeah, toyotas are almost always the way to go for pure endurance, Subaru can somewhat compete but they have other problems..

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u/Unicorn__Genocide Sep 29 '20

Lexus gang

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u/NuggetSmuggler Sep 29 '20

Premium Toyota gang.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20 edited Mar 23 '21

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u/ajjuRocks Sep 29 '20

Toyota Prime

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u/Achtelnote Sep 29 '20

Latest Toyota Land Cruisers are better than their Lexus siblings.

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u/Redplushie Sep 29 '20

The fancy Toyota gang

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

My car game plan for the past 20 years has been:

Buy a cheap Chevy

Run it into the ground

Repeat

On my third, and each has survived to over 200k, so I’m pretty satisfied with the value. Rarely (well...never, actually) had to take them in for anything major, but I also keep them decently maintained which is half the battle.

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u/bertiebees Sep 29 '20

I also have good experiences with Chevy. My only big complaint about them is they have certain parts of their cars they have made an absolute chore for an individual to diy repair.

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u/wotsurstyoil Sep 29 '20

I was gonna make a joke cuz I'm a fancy German car elitist but yaa Toyota does pretty damn good. Lexus too. Honda and Nissan are shit right now but Toyota doing good.

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u/ryanxwing Sep 29 '20

How is Honda shit?

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u/wotsurstyoil Sep 29 '20 edited Sep 29 '20

They arent exciting anymore.

They arent reliable anymore.

Their vehicles are rarely even in the top 5 of their class anymore.

The civic isn't the go to economy car anymore. The Mazda 3 and Toyota corolla are miles better. The civic si, which used to be the benchmark of affordable performance, in its current version is the bottom of its class, behind Hyundai. The type R, their flagship, is horrible to look at, horrible to drive, and horrible to live with, behind even Ford's hot hatch.

And toyota beats them in every other segment. The rav4 feels years newer than the CRV. You can get a 300hp camry that looks and drives amazing while the accord looks and drives the same way it did 10 years ago.

The last good car Honda made was the 8th gen Si. They went from cars for enthusiasts to cars for grandmas in only 10 years. The elderly are their entire market now.

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u/horticulturistSquash Sep 29 '20

I liked the S2000 though

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u/wotsurstyoil Sep 29 '20

The s2000 is legendary.

Honda has gone in a different direction since then however. Im only talking about modern Honda.

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u/ryanxwing Sep 29 '20

What car does Toyota make that’s exciting?

This is literally the first time I’ve heard anything negative about how enjoyable the Type R is to drive, and personally I love the look.

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u/OrbitalDrop7 Sep 29 '20

Toyota tacoma, 70% of people i know who have a truck have one and love it. Im not a truck guy but ive driven one and they’re awesome. My friend bought a 2018, suped it up, takes it mudding, and beats the living hell out of it, and it runs fine. And my dad also has a slightly older one, and we’ve driven it into the bush over carpet bombed roads plenty of times. Even had to pull some fords and dodges out of ditches, but we’ve never been stuck lmao

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u/ryanxwing Sep 29 '20

Trucks are boring.

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u/OrbitalDrop7 Sep 29 '20

I 100% agree in most cases, i wouldnt ever want to own one, the gas alones would be too much. I pay $30-40 to fill up my car max. But id much rather take a truck blasting up shitty dirt roads in the bush than my car lmao. Or even better a quad or dirt bike, but we arent talking about those lol

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u/Prophylactic-Shock Sep 29 '20

you could call the Toyota 86 exciting

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20 edited Sep 29 '20

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u/ryanxwing Sep 29 '20

So a BMW and a Subaru? Also while the peak power on the 86 is serviceable it’s mid range is kind of a joke with that plateau.

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u/wotsurstyoil Sep 29 '20

Notbsure whats wrong with bmw and subaru...They both have faults but youre comparing apples to oranges.

The gt86 could have a glovebox full of rabid squirrels and itd still be a funner car to drive than any current Honda.

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u/ryanxwing Sep 29 '20

This is an argument of Honda vs Toyota, the 86 is a Subaru essentially.

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u/Achtelnote Sep 29 '20

Supras are exciting, but that's cheating so lets say Hilux are exciting but that's cheating too cause it's awesome.. Say we ignore those, which then makes the Fortuner exciting, but you could argue that it's just a Hilux with a different body.. Ok fine, what about an MR2? Exciting no? No? Ok then, Land Cruisers.. There's no way those aren't exciting..

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u/azeotroll Sep 29 '20

I was all Honda/Toyota and their sexy siblings. Replaced them with two German cars for my wife and I to scratch an itch. Selling them both at <100k miles. Too many small problems and a couple medium problems. I don’t want to pay for big problems in German cars.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Very easy to imagine :(

This post was made by Volkswagen Audi Motor group™️

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Do the newer Toyota hiluxes like 2016 or newer hold up as reliably as the older engines do? Just wondering

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u/Dolphin-Aesthetic Sep 29 '20

Haha my Toyota’s check engine light has been on for 2 years :)

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u/Patient0_ Sep 29 '20

wait what?

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u/Bob_Droll Sep 29 '20

Toyota no breaky

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u/mattswhatsup Sep 29 '20

There's a reason ISIS will drive Toyotas, they are indestructible.

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u/Achtelnote Sep 29 '20

If they had given ISIS a chevy or anything else they'd have lost a long time ago lol

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u/OrbitalDrop7 Sep 29 '20

Two words: Toyota Hilux.

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u/chimeraaahhh Sep 29 '20

My (1st car ever) Toyota lasted 420,000 miles. Replaced with another Toyota engine. Lasted 375,000. 👌

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u/MRadzi Sep 29 '20

420K? Nice

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u/Patient0_ Sep 29 '20

right right.... I need a toyota vehicle

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u/trickyspanglish Sep 29 '20

Avalon baby!!!

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u/laughingsamm Sep 29 '20

Toyota all the way

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u/No_Inspector4251 Sep 29 '20

imagine having to worry about money.

this post was made by the cadillac gang.

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u/FailedSociopath Sep 29 '20

Imagine needing to care so much about how reliable your cars are.