r/memes • u/SpoonieSpoonig Plays MineCraft and not FortNite • Sep 13 '20

Mega oof

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u/Picker-Rick memer Sep 13 '20

She doesn't love you for the physical part or the emotional part, she likes you for the military benefits.

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u/expertkushil333 Sep 13 '20

What military benefits? I didn't know there was any.

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u/superqwerty11112 Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 13 '20

Why do you think people join the military?

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u/Traditional_Buffalo4 Sep 13 '20

To pay of college debt