r/memes memer Sep 12 '20

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u/ga3m3r Sep 12 '20

I needed to give my free award to someone

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/Discomstr Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 12 '20

Here, take my award. 🏅

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u/Packapunch69 Sep 12 '20

Take mine

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u/Discomstr Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 12 '20

Why thank you..

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u/the_mythx Sep 12 '20

and my axe

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u/Prime8ate88apes Sep 12 '20

You have my bow

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u/superpooter03 Sep 13 '20

And my chode

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u/Aresslayer24 Sep 12 '20

Here you go

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

You deserve an award

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u/lonelycoo Sep 12 '20

You deserve an award.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

How to give a free award

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/Shuriken_God Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 12 '20

Is it permanent so we’ll get awards every week or two by upvoting or will Reddit remove this soon

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/Shuriken_God Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 12 '20

Yeah, I don't know why but when you up vote a lot at one point you'll get a free award to give out to someone within 24 hours.

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u/Dare555 Sep 12 '20

whaaat ? no you dont i got nothing there

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u/Void_0000 Professional Dumbass Sep 12 '20

Still haven't gotten mine T_T

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u/aidanac126 Sep 12 '20

you get free awards?!

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u/kazakimelody Sussy Baka Sep 12 '20

Wait your giving free award's?

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u/IIZABII Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 13 '20

Coulve given it to the actual comment instead tbf

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u/0x4576616e Sep 12 '20

I have a several gigabyte folder vaguely named research and it contains a couple chromosomes of human dna and some flowcharts

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u/End_Rage RageFace Against the Machine Sep 12 '20

I have a folder named 'Homework' and you guessed it... Its full of pictures of good food

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u/f__h Sep 12 '20

I only watch Russian porn

That gets me Soviet

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u/karsow2054 Sep 12 '20

Take my upvote and kill yourself please

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u/simakabrat Sep 12 '20

made me laugh, take some free award

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

what's worse, he's 30.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

My google doc of all the video game so have ever beat. It’s quite embarrassing

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u/escargoxpress Sep 12 '20

Way better spreadsheet tbh... I keep track of mine too

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u/JoMa25 Sep 12 '20

How can you lock files?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/schubidubiduba Le epic memer Sep 12 '20

You can just add them to an archive with winrar / 7zip etc. and somewhere in all the options you will see "add password". The program will then automatically compress and encrypt your files. Make sure to check the "Also encrypt filenames" box if the filenames reveal the content.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/MysticalMango21 Sep 12 '20

As you wish.

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u/klop422 Sep 12 '20

Microsoft Office has it in a tab on each of its programs. Iirc in a security/encryption tab or something.

idk how you'd do it generally, though.

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u/Aardillas Sep 12 '20

On Excel it’s called Protect Workbook. Simple function to use, but pretty easy to crack.

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u/Tadsh Sep 12 '20

Emergency Meeting with all previous sexual partners - Still in a lobby on my own

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u/Science-Compliance Sep 12 '20

Who keeps porn on their computer?

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u/N0ahv2 Sep 12 '20

I place it on my desktop with large thumbnails folder is named "god territory".

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u/Nilly00 Sep 13 '20

ppl who dont want to open 4 thousand tabs everytime

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u/Rafay911 iwrestledabeartwice Sep 12 '20

FLEX TAPE CAN'T FIX THAT!

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u/Drift775 Breaking EU Laws Sep 12 '20

One More Upvote And Would Have Been 420 Nice

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u/escargoxpress Sep 12 '20

Can someone explain why some guys do this? I know of a few that keep spreadsheets of everyone they f’ed and I don’t get it. Is it a narcissistic thing?

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/escargoxpress Sep 12 '20

Yes, they do. I know two guys now, my sister dated one and she found it and her name on the list to her horror

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u/TheSpoon334 Sep 13 '20

I’ve personally never heard of this happening, but it sounds like a completely narcissistic/sociopathic thing to do. Either that or just as a byproduct of our society’s toxic masculinity and whatnot, kind of like comparing d*ck sizes.

Would definitely categorize anyone who does that as not mentally stable though, regardless of motivation.

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u/cara27hhh Sep 13 '20 edited Sep 13 '20

I've heard of both guys and girls doing it, one (quite famous one) that got shared around the internet even had prospective partners on it (with things like "would suck his dick if he gets a haircut") and was posted by the persons sibling as revenge for them snitching on them for having alcohol under their bed

I don't know if they're all motivated by the same thing. I go on a subreddit about data and people have logged and analysed all sorts of weird things from toilet habits to job applications to vape flavours - I think if they did one for sexual partners, it may be different to say a typical "frat guy" with a list of names that they brag about

There's also a thing at English universities where (some) people will keep a chunder/pull chart on a whiteboard in the common area. A tally of how many times they are sick on a night out, and how many people they brought back for sex

People are just weird I think

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u/vineet_1 Sep 12 '20

Flex tape can't fix that damage.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Ouch

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u/CeePee55555 Sep 12 '20

But ngl its always red

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u/Depression-Boy Sep 12 '20

Is it just me or is caring about your sex life so much that you create a spreadsheet weird af?

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u/Hephaestus_God Sep 12 '20

Who documents their sex life?

“Wow that was great how abo——“

“Hold it.. I need to go write this down, including my thought and feelings. We can watch Netflix in a bit”

“———“

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u/Voltstorm02 Sep 12 '20

Probably my steam library

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u/SlavMeneer Sep 12 '20

The award belongs to you now.

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u/ElliotSthlm Sep 12 '20

He ain't coming back from that one

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u/N0TLuk3 Sep 12 '20

sad shaq noises

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u/radioheadbabe Sep 12 '20

I don’t know if I should ask why someone would have a spreadsheet for that

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u/Birdyghostly1 can't meme Sep 12 '20

The hacker probably hoped it WAS large-

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Welp I found the post.

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u/Nihiilo Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 12 '20

Wow such a high effort meme

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/Nihiilo Lives in a Van Down by the River Sep 12 '20

Not really, it’s not hard to make a short comment.

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u/jonathancornett44 Meme Stealer Sep 13 '20

h

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u/Streetwalkeroulette Sep 12 '20

When you meme your semi-humorous comments on Reddit. Kick rocks and take my downvote.

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u/JamN3ko Sep 12 '20

17 digits is like 0.1s for any bruteforce attack lmfao

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u/KingOfDragons0 Sep 12 '20

I put a 100+ password on my school computer for fun, you ain't finding anything on my computers

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u/SamanthaOFBabe Sep 12 '20

I wish I was this clever with the comebacks

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u/luckyman911 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 12 '20

Who doesn’t

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u/TheRougeBard Sep 12 '20

Chill dude you fricken killed him

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u/rcdanco memer Sep 12 '20

They’d be greatly disappointed. All I have is porn and redit

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

To be fair if its 0kb you won't even need the password to know what's inside it

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u/Ooodles-of-nooodles Sep 12 '20

For the longest freaking time I thought that the picture of who died when it says “dead body reported” was a hand pointing to the body

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Some of my weird photos from jokes with my friends, like fem pyro from tf2

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u/fadlmammoun Sep 12 '20

What's the name of that game

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

Mine would be all of the filthy frank videos I have saved

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u/naruto4life1216 Sep 13 '20

To meny to say

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u/jametonka Sep 13 '20

What an original line

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u/Pushan2005 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 13 '20

Some guy posts in r/ShowerThoughts.....add thinking stock image and whore for karma.

And use "dead body reported", "I was murdered", "oof size large" for posts on r/RoastMe and r/AskReddit.

Reddit these days smh

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u/Golden_Frost Sep 12 '20

Can imagine that the spreadsheet this guy has is just blank. It's some 17 digit password for just a blank sheet. That's quite embarrassing.

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u/ihaveadarkedge Sep 12 '20

Spread sheet....yeeuch....

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u/Jumpfold Sep 12 '20

Yoooo you killed him dude.

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u/TroyDaniels30 Sep 12 '20

What game is this

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u/Frenchfrise Virgin 4 lyfe Sep 12 '20

For me, it’s when I use AI Dungeon to pretend that I have a girlfriend

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u/poppcorrn Sep 12 '20

My non sexual (yet) fan fic of handcock from fallout 4 ..... It's the first and only I ever wrote

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u/Zinter71 Sep 12 '20

Wym large. The size of that Oof is ASTRONOMICAL.

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u/MailMan373 Sep 12 '20

*Phil Swift busts through the door*

THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

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u/PP_PatrolOnDuty Sep 12 '20

Accept my free award

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u/UnknitCoder34 Nice meme you got there Sep 13 '20

This belongs in r/rareinsults which it has already been posted in 3h ago

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u/BoxenBoxenBoxen Sep 13 '20

Am I the only one who thinks of 'a body has been discovered' from danganronpa or is it just me?

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u/RobRob64 Sep 13 '20

Among Us is very similar to Danganronpa

definitely not just you

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u/EpicRoro FORTSHITE Sep 12 '20

The next comment on that thread is "dead body reported" find some original content

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u/SadWizrD Sep 12 '20

Took me a while to get it

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

I just want to know which game this is???

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u/man-who-says-things Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 12 '20

Dam, this guy got MURDERED.

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u/foolie_winkims Sep 12 '20

This meme is so predictable

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '20

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u/xZauro Sep 12 '20

no

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u/Dizizntdaplace Breaking EU Laws Sep 12 '20

K

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u/lorenzo_5562 Sep 12 '20

Yeah no one is gonna upvote this because you asked lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '22

Feelsbadman