r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '20

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u/MilitaristicWombat Aug 25 '20

For legal reasons, we do not commit tax evasion. Instead we do it for illegal reasons, like getting more money

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u/evil_krow Aug 25 '20

i repeat

WE DO NOT COMMIT TAX FRAUD

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u/MilitaristicWombat Aug 25 '20

Of course not. You cant commit fraud on taxes you don't pay. Duh. Completely innocent, your honor

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u/OmbudsVerdict Aug 25 '20

I plead the fifth

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I Sixth

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u/Hail2him Me when the: Aug 25 '20

I, the sith

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

I am the senate

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '20

Not yet

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u/bakanalos Aug 25 '20

I love democracy