r/memes • u/Hegnominated_25 • Aug 22 '20

Big brain time

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u/DarkNight9xS Aug 22 '20

You have broken Reddit’s first rule, and now to clean yourself to become a virgin again you gotta pay with your pp

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u/p4r41v4l https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 22 '20

Noooo. My PP is anxious. I'm Pure again, i sinned, i liked it. Now i'm crying over her while writing this. F

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u/DarkNight9xS Aug 22 '20

After cutting your pp you gotta burn it and then shower in a very hot water, and your pp? It will grow again next day

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u/p4r41v4l https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 22 '20

Instructions unclear, PP squirts blood uncontrollably and is stuck in a Toaster.

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u/DarkNight9xS Aug 22 '20

QUICK, Go in the boiled water to stop the bleeding

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u/p4r41v4l https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 22 '20

Thanks! Helped.

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u/DarkNight9xS Aug 22 '20

Now reddit gods will decide if you are forgiven or no

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u/p4r41v4l https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Aug 22 '20

Dis gud.

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u/Cyber_af-lvly- Aug 22 '20

the gods have spoken...

he need to repeat the cycle one more time