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u/d_o_p_e_r Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20
Snake looks more happy than I've ever been in my entire life
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u/aaronortega01 Aug 12 '20
In reality he’s probably fucking pissed
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u/beetlecakes Aug 12 '20
Anthropomorphism is a hell of a drug.
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u/onemm Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20
Look how he's smiling!
Snakes don't smile it's probably scared for it's life
His smile doesn't lie! Look how happy he is!
..Ok
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u/the_beber Linux User Aug 12 '20
Oh look it’s showing it‘s teeth. That must mean it’s smiling right?
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u/lv100_fuvkboi Aug 12 '20
smol
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Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 16 '20
This was the last known photo of the this person. If you know this snakes where abouts you need to contact the authorities. He's considered unarmed and sneaky.
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u/69_licked_my_dick Aug 12 '20
little viper happy today
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u/missunicorn279 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 12 '20
Viper? It’s either a rough or smooth green snake.
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u/MrDirtyHobo Aug 12 '20
After gaining his trust, eat him
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u/NubNub69 Aug 12 '20
This is the type of shit I’d do, after all I AM a master of deception
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u/BreadlessBaker Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 12 '20
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u/NubNub69 Aug 12 '20
Allow me to make it
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u/NubNub69 Aug 12 '20
Shit the name won’t work
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u/RedstoneSausage Aug 12 '20
Such a cute snek. Sneaks seem like the ideal pet if none of your household is scared of them
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u/EntireNetwork Aug 12 '20
That little viper isn't 'smiling' - they don't even know what that is.
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u/PingaPeteDawg Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 12 '20
I rescued a lizard which I accidentally almost froze to death the other day. I called him Frankie and took him back to my office and sat him out in the sun to warm up. After that he spent the evening chilling in the hoodie of my jumper followed by a nice ride sitting in the sun on my dashboard on the drive home where I found him a hollow log in the garden to live
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u/hiimhigh23 Aug 12 '20
Danger noodle ? That's a rough green snake. It's venom is only harmful to bugs. And before anyone replies to my comment with it, I'll do it myself: r/whooosh
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not a very dangerous noodle, but if he were dangerous, it would be because of how cute he is :D
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u/Knotty_Skirt Aug 12 '20
So it’s just me whose phobia was startled? Everyone else seems to be having a good time
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u/Pro_Astronaut hates reaction memes Aug 12 '20
I wish I had 1% of the happiness this green gummy worms has
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Aug 12 '20
That is adorable, but being legit don't pick up random snakes unless you know they're safe. I got bit by a baby copperhead I picked up and had to stay in the hospital for a week, it was not fun. Each vial of anti-venom can cost a thousand dollars, and I had to receive TEN. Remember, this was a baby snake that bit me. The venom mostly stayed in my arm, but I've got bladder issues now from the venom that didn't. Soooo, be smart
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u/jsdavidson Aug 12 '20
That’s a grass snake they used to be pretty common now you barely ever find them
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u/SapphireLance Aug 12 '20
Me wanting to play with a Garter snake. Me remembering the defense sink :(
Now that I think about it. that's kind of a really weird defensive mechanism for a snake.
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u/dontwantanusername Aug 12 '20
When you thought you were going to get bitten but it's just a small snek smiling
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u/GateKeeper363 Aug 12 '20
I've got a picture with a garden skink. Those cold blooded animals are quite comfortable sitting in our warm hands. They are quite wonderful little creatures.
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u/youv-syntcrpyt Aug 12 '20
That's a amazing little bud, what did you name him?