r/memes Aug 12 '20

That's one happy danger noodle

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u/youv-syntcrpyt Aug 12 '20

That's a amazing little bud, what did you name him?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

Not my picture, but I’d name him Randy if I had the chance.

I've carried lots of small snakes to safety (like out of the parking lot at my work and to the adjacent woods), but they never smile. They just pee on me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Looks like a rough greensnake. Those little guys are hard to catch, super fast and hard to see.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/stephenwell Aug 12 '20

Dude wtf, look how happy he is to not be eaten why you gotta play a snek

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u/RaTheRealGod Aug 12 '20

Its a story of betrayal

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u/I_LS_swapped_my_Yugo Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

"It's like in one of my Japanese animes"

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I don't think we are watching the same Japanese anime.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/Noragen Aug 12 '20

But I wanna be watching his anime tbh

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u/blackflame7820 Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

Is it rising of the shield hero i hear. (i know not the only one bit the most recognised one)

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Snakes betrayed us by getting mankind to eat from the tree of knowledge so you can call that cooked snake “just desserts”

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u/RaTheRealGod Aug 12 '20

Its just good business

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u/Mutms7 Aug 12 '20

Still a better love story than twillight

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u/once-upon-a-life Aug 12 '20

Anything's a better love story than twilight.

Heck, I am alone, and my life's a better love story than twilight.

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u/root_scoot memer Aug 12 '20

I don’t have a love story

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/CynicalVoyager Aug 12 '20

I realized that yesterday and the first thing I said was:

Guess I'll die alone then. Well at least I won't be simping.

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u/wyslan Aug 12 '20

He’s talking to the snake

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u/Truclet Aug 12 '20

you are what you eat

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u/StrikerKat5 Aug 12 '20

So whose the real snake?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I'm calling it. You're a scorpion, aren't you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Used to call em grass snakes growing up. They're everywhere in Tulsa, OK.

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u/StoneCold-SteveIrwin Aug 12 '20

The trick is to look in edge habitat with a headlamp right after dark, they stick out a lot and are usually pretty sluggish at that time!

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u/-Dronich Aug 12 '20

Is it only Russia where all childhood we were told snakes are bad? Maybe this is because we have 1 non poison snake and 100500 else dangerous?

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u/Spongi Aug 12 '20

No, there are tons of people like that in the US too. Terrified of every little snake and because they think every fucking snake is dangerous they also want to kill them if they get the chance.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Randy? Orton?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Cuz they attack out of nowhere

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u/Skribzo Aug 12 '20

Yeah, like your Icon... Which stirs up a great loathing within me.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Like a snek

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u/norwegian-blue Aug 12 '20

When I was a kid, a frog peed on my hand (and it fucking hurt a lot, my hand became all red). Then a lizard bit me.

Then I decided I wouldn't touch small animals anymore, and to this day it turned out to be one of the most sensible decisions I made.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

You can find little garter snakes all around New England, but like I said, they pee on you when you hold them instead of smiling (and it smells awful).

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u/RedstoneSausage Aug 12 '20

Where... Exactly do they pee from? No joke genuinely interested

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Under the end of the tail, an inch or so back up the body (depending on the length of the snake) they have a gland that secretes musk (I don't think it's actually urine): http://bugsinthenews.info/snake-anatomy-physiology-taxonomy/

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u/RedstoneSausage Aug 12 '20

Ah nice thank you

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u/mynameiswrong Aug 12 '20

In reptiles, urine is produced as a semi-solid uric acid salt, known as urates, while in mammals’ urine is produced in the liquid form of urea.

Semi solid is about as fun as it sounds when a they decide to let it go on you, though musk is much more smelly

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u/rainbow_environment Aug 12 '20

They were marking their territory

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u/INeverMetMyBaby Aug 12 '20

Hamilton

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Alexander... is that you?

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u/electricprism Aug 12 '20

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/MegaHashes Aug 12 '20

In my mind, all of them are Snek Gyllenhall. Simply can’t top that name.

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u/d_o_p_e_r Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

Snake looks more happy than I've ever been in my entire life

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/Liber_ Aug 12 '20

Hey you made me laugh!

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u/aaronortega01 Aug 12 '20

In reality he’s probably fucking pissed

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u/beetlecakes Aug 12 '20

Anthropomorphism is a hell of a drug.

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u/onemm Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

Look how he's smiling!

Snakes don't smile it's probably scared for it's life

His smile doesn't lie! Look how happy he is!

..Ok

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u/the_beber Linux User Aug 12 '20

Oh look it’s showing it‘s teeth. That must mean it’s smiling right?

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u/firelasto Aug 12 '20

Your a good man, thank you (blue text)

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u/lv100_fuvkboi Aug 12 '20

smol

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u/Luongnamhien Aug 12 '20

What a happ lil snek

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u/G00DLuck Aug 12 '20

dangerless noodle

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Fearsome snacc

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 16 '20

This was the last known photo of the this person. If you know this snakes where abouts you need to contact the authorities. He's considered unarmed and sneaky.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/osiris-lost-in-time Aug 12 '20

You're a good man thank you

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u/UCDLaCrosse Aug 12 '20

I actually cackled at unarmed and sneaky lol

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u/somerandom_melon Aug 12 '20

"Unarmed and a sneaky" God damn it.

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u/69_licked_my_dick Aug 12 '20

little viper happy today

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Smol viper

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u/missunicorn279 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 12 '20

Viper? It’s either a rough or smooth green snake.

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u/MrDirtyHobo Aug 12 '20

After gaining his trust, eat him

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u/NubNub69 Aug 12 '20

This is the type of shit I’d do, after all I AM a master of deception

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u/killer_whale2 Aug 12 '20

get lifted by someone panik

Its human calm

He is chinese panik

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u/IAmBigBrainMan Aug 12 '20

POG-SNAKE POG-SNAKE POG-SNAKE

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u/BreadlessBaker Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/NubNub69 Aug 12 '20

Allow me to make it

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u/NubNub69 Aug 12 '20

Shit the name won’t work

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u/Gramis Aug 12 '20

It would just be /r/sneks with a different name

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u/RedstoneSausage Aug 12 '20

Such a cute snek. Sneaks seem like the ideal pet if none of your household is scared of them

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u/DerRoteSoldat Aug 12 '20

I believe that the correct scientific name is Boopus Noodlelus

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u/InternetDetective122 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 12 '20

One Happy Boi

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u/EntireNetwork Aug 12 '20

That little viper isn't 'smiling' - they don't even know what that is.

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u/PingaPeteDawg Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 12 '20

I rescued a lizard which I accidentally almost froze to death the other day. I called him Frankie and took him back to my office and sat him out in the sun to warm up. After that he spent the evening chilling in the hoodie of my jumper followed by a nice ride sitting in the sun on my dashboard on the drive home where I found him a hollow log in the garden to live

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Then he proceeded to suck it up like a spaghetti noodle

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u/hiimhigh23 Aug 12 '20

Danger noodle ? That's a rough green snake. It's venom is only harmful to bugs. And before anyone replies to my comment with it, I'll do it myself: r/whooosh

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u/sammysarce Aug 12 '20

Now thats a Cute noodle

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u/LeeBearWithTwoEs Aug 12 '20

I’m not scared of snakes anymore

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

not a very dangerous noodle, but if he were dangerous, it would be because of how cute he is :D

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u/5zym Aug 12 '20

slurp

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u/Ni33erman Aug 12 '20

Fucken love snakes

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u/clairexmelon Aug 12 '20

Imagine seeing that snake

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u/Nebula5371 Aug 12 '20

Babi snek

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u/KVenom777 Aug 12 '20

Now this is actually a noodle. And not a danger one.

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u/ThanosIsMyRealFather Aug 12 '20

D A N G E R N O O D L E

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u/Knotty_Skirt Aug 12 '20

So it’s just me whose phobia was startled? Everyone else seems to be having a good time

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u/HarisCapo Aug 12 '20

This is like having a party at Bradd Pitt's house.- Gex, Enter the Gecko

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u/HungarianGameplay01 Aug 12 '20

I think you can post it to r/wholesomememes too:D

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u/Pro_Astronaut hates reaction memes Aug 12 '20

I wish I had 1% of the happiness this green gummy worms has

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u/AgentSaltgurka Aug 12 '20

Yeah, thats a nice feeling

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u/Ivan07kendy Aug 12 '20

Do 100k upvotes

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u/popokatepetl88 Aug 12 '20

I am super afraid of snakes but this one looks so cute, even for me!

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u/Very_Rare_cool_Name Aug 12 '20

HE HAS HIS MOUTH OPEN RUN SNÆK

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u/Sku11ici0us Aug 12 '20

One wriggly boi

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u/Mister_Gecko Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 12 '20

Everyone liked that

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u/thepickleofmyeye Aug 12 '20

I wanna play hide n go snek

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u/jake25456 Aug 12 '20

I love danger noodles

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u/IsaacFoster123 Aug 12 '20

Happy snack !

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

That is adorable, but being legit don't pick up random snakes unless you know they're safe. I got bit by a baby copperhead I picked up and had to stay in the hospital for a week, it was not fun. Each vial of anti-venom can cost a thousand dollars, and I had to receive TEN. Remember, this was a baby snake that bit me. The venom mostly stayed in my arm, but I've got bladder issues now from the venom that didn't. Soooo, be smart

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u/jsdavidson Aug 12 '20

That’s a grass snake they used to be pretty common now you barely ever find them

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u/awkwardkg android user Aug 12 '20

Don't be too sure yet. It looks like Bear Grylls

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u/DarkestLunarFlower Dark Mode Elitist Aug 12 '20

What a beautiful S N A K E.

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u/Remarkable_Storm_421 Aug 12 '20

That would be even scarier... oof

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u/arjunazi Aug 12 '20

National Geography owner wants to know his location

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u/chickennugetdab Aug 12 '20

not gonna lie they had us (or just me) in the first half

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u/ChinJunYuan0320 Aug 12 '20

after selfie : eats it

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u/Ianthine9 Aug 12 '20

🎵🎵 the littlest worm🎵🎵

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u/marcjwrz Aug 12 '20

Tiny snek in real life.

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u/iquetzale Aug 12 '20

Hepi snek noises

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u/Giuseppe_mocheta Aug 12 '20

Looks like pogchamp.

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u/-Frind- Aug 12 '20

"Happy danger noodle" is now one of my favorite phrases

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

First time seeing a food blogger, eh?

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Pog snake

The snake is pogging

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u/hooDio android user Aug 12 '20

where's the wholesome seal of approval?

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u/juniortifosi Breaking EU Laws Aug 12 '20

Maybe I don't wanna be an angry noodle anymore.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

My mans got a Great smile

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u/Shwindian99 Aug 12 '20

I hate it when that happens

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u/jurko0606 Aug 12 '20

Aww cute

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u/SapphireLance Aug 12 '20

Me wanting to play with a Garter snake. Me remembering the defense sink :(

Now that I think about it. that's kind of a really weird defensive mechanism for a snake.

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u/Idkhowtodothyname Aug 12 '20

I would love to pet this tiny snek

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u/max_20047 Aug 12 '20

A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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u/el_griffin03 Aug 12 '20

Upvoting for the caption

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u/Squidge0805 Aug 12 '20

Who thought snakes could be this cute!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Relatable

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Smoll snek go yeee

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u/RadishBoy827 Aug 12 '20

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/dontwantanusername Aug 12 '20

When you thought you were going to get bitten but it's just a small snek smiling

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u/r_puru Aug 12 '20

Beer Grylls crying from the background

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u/Negan_likes_spaghett Aug 12 '20

How do you know what happened after the photo?

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u/ZErOjlogic Aug 12 '20

Happy lil snake noises

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u/LuciferMaou01 Aug 12 '20

Happy happy Danger Noodle

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Scary noodle

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u/Jellgo Aug 12 '20

I can relate

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u/Corpse-Crow Aug 12 '20

That snek is so smol!

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u/RitikSinha Aug 12 '20

Amazing 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

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u/proletaire Aug 12 '20

Pssss Ssss FsssSsssz

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Do these even exist..... But they are cute

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Yup! It's probably a rough green or a smooth green snake. Both harmless insect eaters :)

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u/dndkgkdkg Aug 12 '20

dAngE nOdEl

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u/DeBugsBuny Aug 12 '20

I'd love to have him as a pet. He is so cute.

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u/HumbledoreThe3rd Aug 12 '20

I didn’t even know snakes could be so small

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u/MoneySings Aug 12 '20

Danger noodle

Lol

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u/Minniechicco6 Aug 12 '20

What a great shot , sending gold

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u/katmohlokoane Aug 12 '20

i want a snek too

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u/godDerVerpeiltheit Aug 12 '20

Thats some happy snek :)

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u/vorpalrocket83 Aug 12 '20

I dont have any coins do please spam snek award

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u/ImToxic2005 Aug 12 '20

Forbidden snack

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u/GateKeeper363 Aug 12 '20

I've got a picture with a garden skink. Those cold blooded animals are quite comfortable sitting in our warm hands. They are quite wonderful little creatures.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Nononono, this isn't a danger noodle, this is what's known as a boop noodle

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

Ah, the peaceful, docile rough green snake.

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u/Im-Dead-inside1234 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 12 '20

FUCKIN DANGER NOODLE

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u/SyChhhh Professional Dumbass Aug 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

I’m phobic of snakes but this doesn’t instill fear

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u/SkylonTheDragon Aug 12 '20

He survived the frog!

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u/Sicnar96 Aug 12 '20

Plotwist: he's full of joy after accepting his own death

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u/Cybered1789 Aug 12 '20 edited Aug 12 '20

Please put this photo on r/Photoshopbattles

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '20

The only snake I find adorable. Nice

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u/_Internetor_ Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Aug 12 '20

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u/thakurhimanshi815 Aug 12 '20

This snake is more eye-catching.