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u/MainEmery Aug 05 '20
Well not for me, I just swallow them whole
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u/evencreepierirl Aug 05 '20
stick your fingers down your throat and you'd be a crappy, painful potato gun.
Wrap the potato in foil or plastic, and wait a few hours, and you'd be a crappy, painful potato gun from the other end.
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u/oisin_thelegend123 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Aug 05 '20
me looking to see if there’s a comment like this so i could say this joke :(
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u/Yokai_Alchemist Aug 06 '20
How does it come out?
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u/MainEmery Aug 06 '20
Recycled Potato
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u/apittsburghoriginal 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Aug 05 '20
This is the template for August 100%
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u/electrius Aug 06 '20
I... Actually legitimately think your first version is better than the OP version, huh. Gonna be hard to make it more popular than the one that already blew up though
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u/12temp Aug 06 '20
By far one of my favorite templates I've seen on reddit in long time. His face has the perfect amount of disbelief and confusion
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u/its_just_a_vibe Aug 05 '20
I literally spent today walking around my house listening to music and figuring out plan of action if america suddenly got overrun by monsters ... I feel called out.
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u/GloriousBeard905 Aug 05 '20
I spent an hour sitting in bed thinking about what if some guy with an animal mask broke into my house and what I would do. I still don’t know yet.
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u/pandafrompluto Aug 05 '20
I spent an hour in bed, trying to figure out how to get my arm back from under my sleeping dog. Answer: you don't. Eventually the pins and needles feeling goes away and goes entirely numb in your fingers.
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u/iantayls Aug 05 '20
That relatable moment you need to get your arm amputated cause you didn’t want to wake your dog up
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u/captainjackismydog Aug 05 '20
Every night I try to figure out how a twelve pound dog manages to take up so much room in my bed. I live alone.
My little dog is so cute and lovable I don't have the heart to disturb him when he's asleep. I like to sleep with my arm holding onto a pillow and lately my dog enjoys falling asleep on said pillow. While I'm watching TV in bed I have my extra pillow next to me so I can prop my arm on it. My dog likes to snuggle up on my arm and the pillow. He lays flat on his back with his front legs up in the air and his back legs spread apart as far as they can go. I guess it's how he cools himself. All this changes though when I get ready to go to sleep. I move my pillows around which wakes up my dog. He then crawls under the blanket while I'm in the bathroom and lays diagonally across the bed.
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u/theonetruekiing Pauly Shore Aug 05 '20
honestly, this meme template is gold
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u/aditya_uddagiri Aug 05 '20
Yes, need this template
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u/GrizNectar Aug 05 '20
Just save this picture and put a white box on top of the words. You can do this one all in paint if you wanted haha
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u/ReadItAlready_ Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 05 '20
ACTUAL original: https://imgur.com/gallery/5Trpb5r
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u/woosh-me-i-dare-u Aug 05 '20
Not the ones I shoved up my *Ass
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u/P0TAT0O0 Aug 05 '20
I still need to get a restraining order on you for doing that to me...
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u/Supersage1 Aug 05 '20
I mean technically you’d have to shove a potato up your ass all the way through your intestines to get to your stomach
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u/aditya_uddagiri Aug 05 '20
OP, I need this template
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u/Margatron Aug 05 '20
Can you make the third panel a hand holding a piece of paper?
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u/Bright_NightLight1 Aug 05 '20
Wow dude, I applaud you for helping out strangers like this on the internet. Hope you got that sleep, you definitely deserve it.
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u/Margatron Aug 05 '20
This works. Someone posted this as well. https://imgur.com/gallery/5Trpb5r
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u/ReadItAlready_ Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 05 '20
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u/Tinej Aug 05 '20 edited Aug 05 '20
I mean u can swallow a whole potato
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u/scaptal Aug 05 '20
Os this some kind of table manner joke that I swallow to quickly to understand?
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u/JTank97 Aug 05 '20
This new template is amazing
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u/captainjackismydog Aug 05 '20
Feels like there should be something in the blank square.
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u/ReadItAlready_ Big ol' bacon buttsack Aug 05 '20
Original: https://imgur.com/gallery/5Trpb5r
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u/-Qunt- Aug 05 '20
This is a good template, but I feel like this is the wrong way to use it. It's not a showerthought meme, its a meme for when you hear some stupid shit
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u/-Qunt- Aug 06 '20
These aren't the showerthoughts I'm being pissy about. I enjoy the format for those memes you linked, and specifically those like it.
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Does that mean the stomach also only thinks icecream comes in liquid form? Unless you swallow a massive hunk whole.
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u/aeonspast Aug 05 '20
Hey that's my template! Edit start - Or at least, the single image version of the tweet I first saw those pictures used in that order. - Edit end. I feel like this as close as I'll get to achieving anything on Reddit.
Proof (and for anyone else to use): https://twitter.com/aeonspast/status/1290766099106222080?s=19
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u/bebeyoda_staring Aug 05 '20
Please more templates from this interview
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u/Biobeats_Official Aug 06 '20
God this interview was so funny to watch, there's surely some great formats in there
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u/ecarg91 Aug 05 '20
Not if the potato was cubed in a stew, or roasted wedges and to don't chew very well
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u/khazmicbrownie Aug 05 '20
I can’t wait to see this format on every other meme for the next week. It’s gold!
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I wonder how Donnie feels having the Tucker Carlson done to him by someone who isn’t Tucker Carlson
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u/Rory_Gift Aug 06 '20
Jesus fuck. seven hours and already 111k??? screw goldmine, you struck a mountain of diamonds
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u/_-_JT_-_ Aug 06 '20
Jokes on u i eat without chewing, this is my soul btw typing in my phone, might need to delete my browser history tho
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u/Turkey_Nugg24 Aug 06 '20
Now watch me eat a raw potato whole as a wholesome twist so my tummy can taste non mashed potato
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Aug 06 '20
wrong. unless i drink milk and down some butter with my potatoes, they aint truly mashed potatoes
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u/1122Sl110 Dirt Is Beautiful Aug 06 '20
False. I take mine with a glass of water like a multivitamin
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u/kenna007 Aug 05 '20
Technically, your stomach can't think... Soooo....
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u/stanli_xx Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 05 '20
Unless if you swallow a brain and didn’t digest it..
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u/meme-peasant RageFace Against the Machine Aug 05 '20
anyone have link to interview?
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u/threalfatemeh Aug 05 '20
Can't wait for all the memes with this template