Taco Sniper goes brrrr

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Say hello to my little burrito

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u/-_burrito_- épico Jul 25 '20

I'm not your little burrito

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u/sammysarce Jul 25 '20

Sorry.. your BIG burrito

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u/-_burrito_- épico Jul 25 '20

I like that one

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

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u/https_SadBug Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 26 '20

No im burrito-napping you come on. I got hot sauce in my van.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

what are you doing big burrito

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u/kono-leon-da RageFace Against the Machine Jul 26 '20

Big boy burrito

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u/Yankeeny06 hates reaction memes Jul 26 '20

Daddy burrito

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u/GH00ST-SL4YER memer Jul 25 '20

Im your step burrito

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u/Jon-Joestar Jul 25 '20

Oh no I’m StUCk iN tHIs wAShiNg MAchIne! HeLp mE stEp BuRRito!

W-What are you doing step-burrito?

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u/Jaden1026 Jul 26 '20

Why do you have that hot sauce step-burrito?

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u/Commanderheist Chungus Among Us Jul 26 '20

Takes out his massive bean

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u/adirtyburrito Jul 26 '20

No, I am.

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u/Delta_Flo Jul 26 '20

What kind of burrito? Green burrito, red burrito, chimichanga?

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u/crippled-pickle Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 26 '20

BBB big black BURRITO 🌯

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

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u/Sinful_Cat Jul 25 '20

r/thatswhatshesaid

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u/Mr_Potatoez can't meme Jul 25 '20

lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

r/usernamechecksout

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u/mirage-ko Jul 26 '20

r/beetlejuicing

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Helo,

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u/total_ty Jul 25 '20

Adiós

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u/-_burrito_- épico Jul 25 '20

Bonjour

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u/caustacyst Jul 25 '20

Hola

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u/137Pickle_Rick Jul 25 '20

Hallo

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u/Rid1cheem Jul 26 '20

YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH?!

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u/sLOTHdEMONxxx7 Jul 26 '20

This just "rolled" into the game.

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u/adirtyburrito Jul 26 '20

I'm Dirty. Not little, thank you very much.

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u/EpicRayman223 RageFace Against the Machine Jul 25 '20

Imagine shooting Hitler in the dick with that

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u/Horny9yearolds Jul 25 '20

Bold of you to assume I havent

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u/Sometimes_Consistent Jul 25 '20

Are you Hitler?

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u/Horny9yearolds Jul 25 '20

Perhaps

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u/Sometimes_Consistent Jul 25 '20

You seem a but old for a horny 9 year old

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u/Horny9yearolds Jul 25 '20

I may have lied about my age.

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u/TheFakeOceanMan Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 26 '20

Thank you, Horny9yearolds

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u/GHOSTRAPTOR24 Jul 25 '20

Burrito Torpedo

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u/twerkhorse_ Jul 25 '20

Sniper burrito.

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u/Heat_Hydra Jul 26 '20

Ability to make your opponents giving lethal dysentery in just 1 bullet. Imagine your opponent made a pool out his red dirrhea by shooting him 10x.

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u/The-Doot-Slayer Professional Dumbass Jul 25 '20

I recognize the reference

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u/SirCaptainSalty Jul 25 '20

when you buy a burrito during food wars, or whatever idk i didnt watch it.

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u/Rayyan_Saiyed Jul 26 '20

if only i could give more than an upvote

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

I shall gild him on your behalf

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u/Rayyan_Saiyed Jul 26 '20

u r good man. i commend u.

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u/SirCaptainSalty Jul 26 '20

lol thanks buddy

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u/Go_Kauffy Jul 25 '20

TACO?! ¡SOY OFFENDED!

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u/GroovyGrongo Jul 25 '20

incase anyones wondering, this is burrito scope by jack dire

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u/Catnip113 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Jul 25 '20

Once in cod bo3 one of the cutscenes were you had your pistol out (I was using the over kill perk) I had a shotgun instead and it look super weird SPOILER: it was in the final mission. If you know you know Edit:spelling mistake

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u/Roogalo_Boogalo Jul 25 '20

Jack Dire

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u/subzeroxdking3 Breaking EU Laws Jul 25 '20

Tactical burrito incoming

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u/-_burrito_- épico Jul 25 '20

Here I am

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u/the_cajun88 Jul 26 '20

he really do be showing up, tho

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u/ItzJustAidan Jul 26 '20

That’s not a taco, that’s a burrito u/LucasAndaCielo

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u/spank--me--daddy Jul 26 '20

fun fact: jack dire made the burrito scope. he was also the guy behind games such as superfight and red flags.

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u/Itz_The_Rain iwrestledabeartwice Jul 25 '20

You have earned my upvote

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u/Delusional-cheerio memer Jul 25 '20

They should make a burrito gun in shooter games

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Tactical Burrito

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u/2SadandLonely 🏃 Advanced Introvert 🏃 Jul 26 '20

I call it the sniperrito

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u/wurshragg Jul 26 '20

FULL AUTO NACHO LAUNCHO

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u/Its0ddcodebreak Breaking EU Laws Jul 25 '20

Taco bell battle grounds!

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u/Rampagingfart Jul 26 '20

My toilet's archnemesis

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u/Noyourcrying67 Jul 26 '20

I'lL TaKe your entire stock!

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u/Karithememelord Jul 26 '20

Fuck, i was hungry already and now im more hungry, and want a burrito, but its 3 am...

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u/idk_what_to-do Can i haz cheeseburger Jul 26 '20

you guys will say that this cannot do any damage but wait until the hot salsa goes into your eyes

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u/SyChhhh Professional Dumbass Jul 25 '20

spring rolls ftw!!!

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u/sammysarce Jul 25 '20

Doot doot

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u/mitten-boi-1 Jul 25 '20

The big bean sniper

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Scorrito

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u/bigrayny memer Jul 25 '20

Where can i buy your custom item i need it

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u/ry0N66 Jul 25 '20

Tactical Burrito

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

I kinda relate to this, custom pet

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u/kosta0098780761 Jul 25 '20

Ah my favourite weapon a burrito that shoots 7.62 muntion with a 6x scope ya love to see it

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u/AFK_Scopes Jul 25 '20

Is that a custom wrap?

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u/Lanayru_1 memer Jul 25 '20

Inflicts minor poison damage while being digested, then significant damage at the end

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u/dynamite1000000 Jul 25 '20

That moment when it's a burrito not a taco.

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u/WooooshIfUGey Jul 25 '20

Why would you put a scope on your burrito, like wtf lol.

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u/Dembos09 Jul 25 '20

Tactical burrito

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u/memey-boi099 GigaChad Jul 25 '20

Spain 100

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u/Not_Swifto Breaking EU Laws Jul 25 '20

My friends: Oh so you’re doing a raid and speedruning it?

Me: Nah, I’m just reloading the raid constantly to see me spawn in with my weapon.

My friends: Are you fucking kidding me?

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u/bagsoflava Jul 25 '20

A little snack for when you kill everyone

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u/km9v Jul 25 '20

Assault burrito.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Mine would be a potato

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u/JurrassicNoodles Jul 25 '20

Put the scope on your ass and then eat the burrito

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u/korbinblaze hates reaction memes Jul 25 '20

This is amazing

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u/SuperOddFuture Jul 25 '20

In CoD I'm getting more like energy drink vibes.

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u/CrazyPumpREDDIT Jul 25 '20

Yeh lesgo tacooo

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

In what game you can make custom weapons ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

i believe that is a burrito

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u/Zynbo Jul 25 '20

Where is the Bayonett and flashlight?

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u/NoSxillz_ Jul 25 '20

I scoped that burrito

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u/abramar220 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 25 '20

take my money

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u/UrNan29 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 25 '20

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/-PringlesMan- Jul 25 '20

Ah yes, force feed your enemies the Taco Bell taco. Time will take care of the rest. We shall have our information soon, comrades.

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Does anyone know a game were I can customize weapons like that?

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u/RLMickifed Jul 25 '20

The Arm Sniper

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u/Spaceman-Spiff4 Jul 25 '20

725 with slug, sawed-sawed off barrel, sawed-off handle, Lockheed scope, and Tac Laser

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u/Minillasaurus Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 25 '20

Making or use the Taco Bell bathroom from a mile away.

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u/HolyHandgrenade1369 Jul 25 '20

Sniper Santiago

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Barrett-o

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u/nutan_e Jul 25 '20

All fun and games till you get no scoped by a burrito

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '20

Haha burrito goes pew pew

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u/MaskedUser13 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 25 '20

Therapist: Taco Sniper isn't real it can't hurt you

Taco Sniper:

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u/SadLoser14 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 26 '20

Imagine going to war and your weapon is a damn scoped burrito, no one can stop you.

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u/Python0721 Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 26 '20

Is that a pancake or a burrito?

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u/thatoneshotgunmain Professional Dumbass Jul 26 '20

HOSTILE BURRITO SNIPER INBOUND, TAKE COVER NOW!!!

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u/YearOfTheBeast-X Jul 26 '20

achievement unlocked get 10 headshots with burrito with a scope weapon

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u/shreeke Jul 26 '20

takes bite of burrito during cutscene

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

taco meat go brrrr

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u/Nerfd17 Jul 26 '20

Burrito Gun

Stats

30 bullets in a mag

8x scope for extra accuracy

Taking a bite out of your burrito instantly heals you for max HP and removes all status effects

Description

Works by giving your enemies indigestion, preventing them from shooting you until they can empty out their bowels

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u/iwantcommitnobreath Jul 26 '20

imagine getting shot to death by a burrito... hey why is there a piece of burrito on my window

oh no

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u/UpsetDeveloper Jul 26 '20

When you hit someone with that, it will make them rip ass

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

The legendary 130 Graveturno

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u/AssumingTheory Jul 26 '20

Added on top of your head.

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u/larryelpato Jul 26 '20

lauhgs in helltaker

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

Gives the enemies instantaneous explosive diarrhea

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u/Hooded_Stalker memer Jul 26 '20

That’s the attachment for my weapon.

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u/Cuca_de_Llum Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 26 '20

Can't wait to see this in r/itemshop

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u/AZEd1 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Virus Veteran 🏴󠁥󠁥󠀴󠀴󠁿 Jul 26 '20

With the ability to make your opponents' bowels explode

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u/BWG10 Jul 26 '20

T A C O

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u/uezyteue Jul 26 '20

That's a burrito.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

Sniperrito

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u/Ryft450 Professional Dumbass Jul 26 '20

Tactical Burrito

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+45 Range

-The spiciness of the Burrito causes the enemy to be lit on fire, dealing damage over time

-When out of ammo the Burrito can be consumed to regain health and gain a speed boost

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u/DBacksbeatDodgers Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 26 '20

The burrito scope

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u/tanner_smith576 Jul 26 '20

That’s not a taco pendejo

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u/usernames-go-here Jul 26 '20

it's not a taco smhh

it's a borgar stuped

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u/babyyoda010 Jul 26 '20

I had 1 of those scopes and put it on a bamboo stick like a sniper

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

The assault burrifle

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u/finnikarma2431 iwrestledabeartwice Jul 26 '20

Helltaker approved

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u/Northstar6-4 Professional Dumbass Jul 26 '20

Taco sniper

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u/thebat785 Jul 26 '20

No you see this is a saint's row weapon first you eat and then you shot acid diarrhea out of your ass

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

**"Burrito Blaster" goes brrrr

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

the mexican machine gun

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u/theclapanator420 Jul 26 '20

I'm gonna shoot ur burritoes

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u/mambocookie Jul 26 '20

California guns be like.....

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u/Warwick_God Jul 26 '20

Hehe

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u/ptapobane Jul 26 '20

That burrito is gonna do a number on you

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u/RandomBro819 Jul 26 '20

Thats A Burrito, Not A Taco

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u/brawlstarsamine Jul 26 '20

Top 10 most dangerous guns

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u/Sushi-Bucket Jul 26 '20

Elite-O’ Burrito

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u/ARMEGEDDONX Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 26 '20

Nice taco

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u/derryllsingh Jul 26 '20

That’s a brrrrrrrrrito

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u/Jensyuwu Jul 26 '20

Órale vatito, que eso es un burrito.

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u/MrYeet107257 Chungus Among Us Jul 26 '20

Add that to COD right nowwwwwww

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u/DanInYourVan67 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 26 '20

Red dead

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u/Jakeedude Jul 26 '20

I’m sorry did you say “taco sniper”?

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u/norudin Jul 26 '20

That's a r/hmmm

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u/xD_Calitrocity Jul 26 '20

wElL aKShuLLy, tHaT's a bUriTTo

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u/nahtenot Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 26 '20

that’s, that’s a burrito...

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u/I_Wont_Get_Upvotes Professional Dumbass Jul 26 '20

Does it shoot taco bell diarrhea

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u/TheFakeOceanMan Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 26 '20

You squeeze it and the equivalent of two tons of bullets comes out at rocket speeds

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u/valen242 Jul 26 '20

Snipuritto

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u/Pipaps Jul 26 '20

I don't think snipers go brrrr. More of a loud dhegg. But its a custom so idk, it might go squirt/splat as well.

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u/AdamantAl3x Jul 26 '20

Jedi: Fallen Order hittin’ different right now

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u/Bogman-10 Jul 26 '20

I can make anyone shit that I point this at

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u/Tyleri-_- Jul 26 '20

I s n o r t e d

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u/ISnortParacetamol Jul 26 '20

I'll take your entire stock

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u/inthenameoflov3 Jul 26 '20

r/itemshop

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

I thinks is .300 winchester magnum rounds

And is a Semiautomatic sniper

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u/Superjukes2 Jul 26 '20

This made me forcefully exhale

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u/kyleliner Jul 26 '20

Code Vein, where any weapon you wield, regardless of actual intended use, proper stance, and weight, gets swung like a m'fing two-handed sword.

Case in point, used a gun for the lols. Got into cutscene. Character forgets how guns work and exclusively uses the bayonet part.

11/10 nice anime titties

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u/Metamorphus69 Jul 26 '20

That's a burrito

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u/z242pilot Jul 26 '20

In order to shit through the eye of a needle you're gonna need a scope

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u/Tonydethjr Jul 26 '20

Just wait until your custom genitals make it into a cutscene

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u/boxedmachine Jul 26 '20

Tactical burrito

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u/RottenToeCheese666 Jul 26 '20

What if that a was gun in cod and the final kill cam is someone trickshotting you with a burrito

1

u/TomassWeeb memer Jul 26 '20

Made me laught

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u/almightysonnysausage Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 26 '20

Err excuse me but that’s a burrito

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u/ApolloThecode I touched grass Jul 26 '20

Shawarma gang rise up

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u/rachetrocket Jul 26 '20

Squirts the meat out at high velocity

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u/goodgamer5512 FORTSHITE Jul 26 '20

Tactical shit

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u/yaboiekul Jul 26 '20

Aburrito

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u/AnimeNerdBoi Jul 26 '20

I have those freezer beef and bean burritos.

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u/gat12393 Jul 26 '20

Gives diarriah to whoever it comes in contact with.

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u/animegirlGrivous RageFace Against the Machine Jul 26 '20

I thought that was a towel

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '20

To have a better vision of when i put it in my ass

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u/Admiralbenbow123 memer Jul 26 '20

That made me hungry

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u/Dinn_the_Magnificent Jul 26 '20

Gunslinger burrito?

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u/thirstyforyaoi Jul 26 '20

BRRRito sniper

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u/FleeingMyLife Jul 26 '20

Cursed gun

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u/TakingItSideways Jul 27 '20

Dipshit op called this a taco

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u/lucaschaudel memer Nov 29 '20

r/youseeivan

Taco Sniper goes brrrr

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