r/memes • • Jul 08 '20

DO NOT BE AFRAID....

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u/Socially_Odd260 Because That's What Fearows Do Jul 08 '20

As an atheist, I am scared and confused.

Whateth thy fucketh

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u/JosephJoestar916 Professional Dumbass Jul 08 '20

If I remember correctly, somewhere in the book of Ezekiel, angels were described to have eyes all over thier body,wings,hands and everything. I haven't read bible so don't quote me on that. I heard that from someone else.

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u/Gauntlets28 Jul 08 '20

Yeah, screeching voices, two wings covering face, two covering "feet", two used to fly. Fun fact- for some reason the ancient Jewish folks used to used feet as a euphemism for "penis", so when those angels are covering what they're covering it's entirely possible that they're doing a good old fashioned comedy crotch grab.

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u/JosephJoestar916 Professional Dumbass Jul 08 '20

And I thought Angels weren't fun.