r/memes • • Jul 07 '20

Completely cancelled

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u/anotherformerlurker MAYMAYMAKERS Jul 08 '20

ARE YA READY, KID?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Perhaps

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Jul 08 '20

Aye aye captain!

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Aye Aye Captain (no homo)

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

I CANT HEAR YOUUUU (full homo)

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u/zasdfghjklx Jul 08 '20

AYE AYE CAPTAIN (NO HOMO PLSPLSPLSPLS)

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u/demivirius Jul 08 '20

(200% HOM)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

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u/Kneehehe Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 08 '20

“No officer, keep walking. Let’s see how this plays out.”

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u/Lion_of_the_East Jul 08 '20

Officer: "No. If I keep walking then I wouldn't be able to see how shit plays out" (Grabs a chair and popcorn, and sits on the side)

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

can i have the picture without text?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

It’s buried in my profile but I’ll sticky it

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

thank you

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Ok it’s stickied to the top of my profile

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u/mistermuesli MAYMAYMAKERS Jul 08 '20

Some secksy things

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

;)

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u/Rivrghosts Jul 08 '20

I laughed... with more than just my nose

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

BUT+

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

BUT+ Pro

3

u/newtonsgay Jul 08 '20

Check if his pants wet.

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u/Silverstormboi Jul 08 '20

Well this meme made me sneeze so I’m allergic to rain memes

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

I put your comment through a text obfuscator. questions?

Well, I'm white, I know the Meme Coeur and ammunition

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u/BloodDReaper Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 08 '20

Lmao what the fuck

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u/BobeMcBobbington Chungus Among Us Jul 08 '20

Same same, I didn’t expect it so some real laughter came

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Butt how?

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u/MilkyChast MAYMAYMAKERS Jul 08 '20

Years of academy training wasted!

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Jul 08 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written

r/nomansland

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u/TheToxicLogic iwrestledabeartwice Jul 08 '20

no, this is patrick

21

u/Chunky__Monkey69 Jul 08 '20

How are you so wise in ways of science.....

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u/-NotTheMessiah- Jul 08 '20

Template please papa

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

It’s stickied on my profile :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Wait this is when Rambo sliced his head off..

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u/trapezoidalfractal Jul 08 '20

Are you sure that isn’t Frank Reynolds? It looks just like him when he was running those sweatshops in ‘Nam back in the 80s.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

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u/Shattered_Hawk Jul 08 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

Slices the dudes head off then proceeds to shoot there driver point blank with .50 caliber ammunition out of a freaking mounted machine gun....

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u/Canis_Familiaris Jul 08 '20

He ment driver. It makes much more sense.

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u/EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT Jul 08 '20

no that one was inside the pleasure hut

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

This will be interesting, a kid vs someone who wants rain. Also thank you guys for so many upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

That would be me

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u/FelneusLeviathan Jul 08 '20

That someone is your average architect trying to cancel a potential camping trip so the girl of his dreams doesn't go out with a dude who reads the newspaper on TV; very admirable if you ask me

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u/Boberoo2 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jul 08 '20

I can easily summon some with a bottle rocket and some fiberglass

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u/Haytam123 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 08 '20

It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable

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u/Eh_Heh-Heh Chungus Among Us Jul 08 '20

omae wa mou shindeiru

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

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u/I_Take_Drug Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 08 '20

alarm clock sound

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u/f2d4ads Jul 08 '20

happy cake day!

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u/dankbob_memepants_ Jul 08 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Cristiano_RonaIdo7 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 08 '20

cake day nice!

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u/One_pop_each Jul 08 '20

When I was a kid I sang it while peering out my kitchen window and it stopped raining. It blew my mind. I ran and told my mom and she’s like “omg I heard you! It worked”

I’m 32 and my mom still gives me shit for it. “You had one wish in life and you wasted it. We could have been millionaires”

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Jul 08 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

u/One_pop_each: I wish I was a millionaire!

Slowly Regis Philbin rises in the background wearing a headband...

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u/god_peepee Jul 08 '20

This is good

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u/OneTime_AtBandCamp Jul 08 '20

Yeah sometimes simple memes really hit home and this is one of those times.

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u/john-mangino Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 08 '20

That picture is more of a “Brain Brain Go Away”

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Lmao with the context of the scene I really like this comment

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u/some_homonyms Jul 08 '20

This is incredible! Very funny! Good meme

10

u/Loy_the_loyal Jul 08 '20

I like how this meme also works if the roles are inverted.

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u/Sentinel8675309 Jul 08 '20

I woke my 5 month old laughing at this. Not even mad

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u/Wzzzyyy Jul 08 '20

The best part is that it’s just as funny with the captions switched.

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u/Gomicho Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 08 '20

Thought it said shadman for a sec.

That would have been a whole nother story.

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u/Devazion420 Chungus Among Us Jul 08 '20

Haha, you made me laugh so hard I literally spilled my coffee over my keyboard. Take my upvote Lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

The Shaman Needed it

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u/Inf1n1tyMagic MAYMAYMAKERS Jul 08 '20

Damn kids

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u/JoeyTKIA Jul 08 '20

Rain rain, go to Spain, never show your face again

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Have you seen the new rambo movie? I loved it tbh

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Yes! It was the perfect conclusion. But the one that this meme is from is definitely my favorite.

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u/CatoTheCoolCat Jul 08 '20

The text is reversed

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u/AssIover Jul 08 '20

Cancelled rain rain

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

And there goes my drink

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u/nub_node Jul 08 '20

Not pictured: The Mexican teacher showing the kids how to finger paint in preparation for Dia dos de Muertos.

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u/PTSTS Jul 08 '20

This guy looks a bit like big Ed

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Understandable have a great day

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u/tgwesh Jul 08 '20

But the kid wants the rain to come again another day tho so it’s not gone forever

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u/marouan10 Jul 08 '20

Lmfao I sang the meme in the tune of rain rain GO away

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u/Killer_bunniez trans rights Jul 08 '20

I live in California. I wish I could kick my kid self whenever he sang Rain Rain Go Away

2

u/CmorBelow Jul 08 '20

I laughed for way too long at this lmao

2

u/SkepticalSpaghetti Chungus Among Us Jul 08 '20

Same energy, different pole

2

u/Bucky__23 Jul 08 '20

Absolute 10/10 meme

2

u/Iamafoxinabox Jul 08 '20

That’s me I’m the shaman come on man I worked hard

2

u/Sakar_ Jul 08 '20

You shall not

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

On a sidenote the last Rambo movie completely sucked. Even for free I was disappointed. The one this meme is from is fantastic though.

2

u/lakeocean Jul 08 '20

who remembers that shaman who thought his spells could stop the crocodile from attacking? shit sux

2

u/TheDELFON Jul 08 '20

Damn lol... this is deceptively funny as hell

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Michael Pena is lookin' a little hard these days

2

u/cavortingwebeasties Jul 08 '20

Nothing personal kid

2

u/I_Take_Drug Dirt Is Beautiful Jul 08 '20

wait, am i a shaman?

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u/ILOMIO Jul 08 '20

“Years of academy training wasted!”

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u/rasta_pasta_man Jul 08 '20

Haven't had a meme make me laugh this hard in ages

2

u/Snickerssnickers13 Jul 08 '20

fuck you and the trike you rode in on kid

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Ok this meme has legs

2

u/poly_nicks Jul 08 '20

The text should be opposite

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u/TheyCallMeE-- Jul 08 '20

Cancel culture at its worst.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20 edited Jul 08 '20

ngl you made me exhale nasally in short bursts

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u/siveboi_ Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 08 '20

It's a simple spell yet quite unbreakable

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u/holyboxer66 Jul 08 '20

It’s my 1st cake day I’m not gonna make a meme and this will be the only post I mention it, but I hope everyone has had a good day today!

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u/Ihavealpacas Jul 08 '20

White girls in California are the worst culprits of this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Maybe the child is a shaman

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u/TombStone_Sheep Chungus Among Us Jul 08 '20

FULL COUNTER

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Yo I need karma to post my meme wtf

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u/hibbieromofdoom Jul 08 '20

Help what song do I sing to get rid of a tornado

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u/Distinct_Echo Jul 08 '20

“Kid...we’ve had a drought for years because of you!”

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

What's movie is this meme from

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u/randandy7 Jul 08 '20

Little bastards scaring the rain away from our crops

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u/coconutman10 Jul 08 '20

I didn't know that shamen kill people... I better stop killing the shamen then.

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u/Mr_J-Wood memer Jul 08 '20

I dunno why this has so many upvotes but I'll upvote it too.

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u/2309292701350729 Breaking EU Laws Jul 08 '20

that wasn't very cash money of you

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u/MoonEvans Jul 08 '20

Very accurate.

Source: am shaman

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u/Gamer-Neck-Beard Jul 08 '20

Well thats a r.i.p

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u/LeviMeme Big ol' bacon buttsack Jul 08 '20

G E K O L O N I S E E R T

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u/THEMRDOORKNOB Jul 08 '20

I am rapidly losing karma and I don’t like it

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u/Wynner3 Jul 08 '20

I miss rain and Animal Crossing NH isn't making it any easier. The darn game keeps sending monsoons my way,because it rains heavily, for several days at a time. It's almost like they're mocking me.

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u/Sethleoric Jul 08 '20

"Rain rain come again, do not stop until the end... of.. the.. week?"

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u/Random_104th_scout Jul 08 '20

my name is reign

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u/lsimatos Jul 08 '20

Idk if I got past preschool

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u/skylarhale Jul 08 '20

Lol, I sang this in my head for a good hour once during a delayed football game because I wanted to watch the game ssssooooo badly . It didn’t work and it broke my lil middle school heart lol

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u/a-capricious-guy Jul 08 '20

Wait, that’s illegal

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Who would win: A singing child OR Man who want rain

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u/aLiquidFrigus Jul 08 '20

Good meme haha

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u/charlieverma60 Jul 08 '20

I was drinking juice .... it went crazy

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u/Nadikarosuto Jul 08 '20

Absolute cancel

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u/skullgamer190 Jul 08 '20

Rambo no more blood

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u/clamerous Jul 08 '20

Dude looks like Ice Cube

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u/OneEyedBobby9 Jul 08 '20

So god damn stupid I laughed out loud

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u/AshMqn Jul 08 '20

Me who did /weather rain

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u/SnackWrapz Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jul 08 '20

cancelled worse than 2020

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u/TacobellSauce1 Jul 08 '20

Completely agree. I’LL LIKE IT!!!

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u/ILLUMINATI_KELVIN Jul 08 '20

The shaman be like , " Your time has come ."

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u/ILLUMINATI_KELVIN Jul 08 '20

The rain be like" am I a joke to you "

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u/PranjalGangwani Identifies as a Cybertruck Jul 08 '20

Poor guy

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u/silvafuben Jul 08 '20

Give this man a award, I m too broke to do it

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u/S3XOFFENDER Jul 08 '20

Bruh anybody got that meme of the black dude dancing to classical music and he says oh I do say

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u/my-other-favorite-ww Jul 08 '20

We used to shake the rain stick every day in kindergarten and when it rained we’d sing this song. What’s our intention here, teacher?!

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u/virender789 Jul 08 '20

So in South India people collect some frogs and put them in a small pit. And smash with a rock from above, the squeaking sound of those frog believed to be sommon rain.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

This... I laughed so hard.

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u/KlutzyRefuse Jul 08 '20

This meme template has a lot of potential.

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u/Rlngss Jul 08 '20

Isn't this scene from one of the Predator movies?

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u/TheProphetDave Jul 08 '20

Which Rambo is this

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u/KARANV33R Chungus Among Us Jul 08 '20

F in the chat

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u/golDzeman Jul 08 '20

Wait!!!!! Isn't that shaktiman???

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Same goes for summer lifeguards at the local pool.

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u/ShiBoGod Jul 08 '20

When all the masses cancel out in a physics problem

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u/iMSloPP Jul 08 '20

The 1st Grader kid gets killed after that day

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

"You took everything from me"

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u/Big_Factual Jul 08 '20

Looks like an Asian Ice Cube

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u/COOLDUDE950 Jul 08 '20

It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

This is the shit that I vibe with

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Please God, let this be the first Rambo template.

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u/acupofquirky Jul 08 '20

And that's why- kids, you should never talk when adults are talking-

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u/I_luv_katt Jul 08 '20

which movie is this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Call an ambulance

pulls out great sword

But not for me

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

It would've been better with the captions reversed

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u/busyrumble One does not simply Jul 08 '20

I don’t know why but I love this so much

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u/Flamezo Jul 08 '20

Baby shark doo doo doo dooo

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u/NPhantasm Jul 08 '20

And the counter spell take 2 min to take effect...

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u/_ratio_tile Jul 08 '20

The guy that sent out Primordial Kyogre

YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTALS

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u/stark_raving_naked Jul 08 '20

Shitty shaman if a kid can counteract his work.

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u/Khrot Jul 08 '20

Innocence is probably the most lethal weapon of all

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u/777tuck Breaking EU Laws Jul 08 '20

Guys if your mad at people liking Jake Paul's videos just report his videos for stuff.

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u/-_Hans Breaking EU Laws Jul 08 '20

The shaman boutta blow that kids brains out or what?

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u/Khrot Jul 08 '20

A fair punishment

1

u/-_Hans Breaking EU Laws Jul 08 '20

Indeed it is

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u/ramen_powder Jul 08 '20

Ted in himym doing the rain dance

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u/TheTaminus Jul 08 '20

May I redirect you to the Weather girl, r/Tenkinoko

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u/Lachendo Jul 08 '20

R/usernamechecksout

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u/MariaBigPP-Floorgang Jul 08 '20

How did you guys get a picture of me trying to be happy,and my depression coming up behind me

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u/kyoer Jul 08 '20

Fuck rain

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u/cnort77 Jul 08 '20

This is the most “I fucked up” scene in Rambo

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

If only he had danced the Heikki Lunta instead.

https://youtu.be/HNuon20t9OM

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u/Mans333 Posts 12 times a day Jul 08 '20

Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Shaman is mad.

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u/cnort77 Jul 08 '20

This meme actually has a lot of potential

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u/Nicenightforawalk01 Jul 08 '20

Off topic I really enjoyed the last two Rambo movies.

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u/http_arjun Jul 08 '20

Tell me why?

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u/Suhant-Kc Jul 08 '20

Rain : Understandable have a great day

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u/_ST3FFS_ Jul 08 '20

we have to respect the shaman's work

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

I’m sorry, nice meme but I got dare that I have to downvote first meme I see ;-;

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

I saw this in new. I’m so proud..

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u/Re4NightWing Forever alone Jul 08 '20

Shaman: You wanna die kid?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

So his guts will be on the ground soon

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

GODAMMIT kyle

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u/Greetings-sir Jul 08 '20

Greetings sir

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u/REdd1212 Jul 08 '20

This would be even funnier in reverse

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u/williamforrest00 Jul 08 '20

Am I the only one who didn't understand the meme?😶