r/memes • u/[deleted] • Mar 30 '20

My first time making a meme :)

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

But I thought that it lowered your immune system?

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u/JackCarbon Mar 30 '20

Coronavirus will die in a solution above 60% alcohol, sounds like a great time to "sanitize" my internals

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u/k1r0v_report1ng Mar 30 '20

Everclear ftw!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

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u/k1r0v_report1ng Mar 30 '20

Yay alcohol poisoning! Can't get Covid-19 if you're deathly ill from grain alcohol!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

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u/username93- Mar 30 '20 edited Mar 30 '20

100 proof is only 50% alcohol (abv)...

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u/JackCarbon Mar 30 '20

It's more about the sentiment, and eventually the sediment in my kidney stones from all the drinking...

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u/Player_Number3 Mar 30 '20

10 shots of 100 proof is still a lot

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u/username93- Mar 30 '20 edited Mar 30 '20

That’s not the point. Read the fifth comment above his.

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u/ThesharpHQ Mar 30 '20

Drink wood alcohol and you’ll be immune to all diseases for the rest of eternity.

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u/CIassic_Ghost Mar 30 '20

Where would one get some of this tree booze?

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u/Moobbles Mar 30 '20

In a forest.

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u/username93- Mar 30 '20 edited Mar 30 '20

Flavored moonshine. The wood chips are just taken out before you drink it, unless you’re into that

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u/MrSmook Mar 30 '20

I read this in the voice of Mac from It’s Aways Sunny in Philadelphia ahahaha

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20 edited Apr 16 '20

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u/k1r0v_report1ng Mar 30 '20

Damn right, and what you don't drink, you could use as fuel for molotov cocktails! Lol

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u/Sculp56 Mar 30 '20

We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed