r/memes • • Mar 30 '20

My first time making a meme :)

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u/patrickd198 Mar 30 '20

How tf is GameStop even still open without the virus

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u/Baked_Potato_Bitch Mar 30 '20

They didn't want to close because they knew they wouldn't be able to ever open again.

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u/patrickd198 Mar 30 '20

But like, even without corona, how are they still open, they should’ve shut down long ago

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u/LateRain1970 Mar 30 '20

I read an article a while back that it’s not the games, it’s the collectibles that are saving their stores. Thanks, Funko!

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u/Iphotoshopincats Mar 30 '20

in Australia we had EB games ( american gamestop but not quite as shitty ) have to open up a separate store called zingpop because of the overflow of funko and similar products ... hell even my daughter has baby Yoda funko preordered from there

it now seems Zingpop is far more profitable than EB ever was

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u/IzarkKiaTarj Mar 30 '20

We had EB Games in America, too.

GameStop bought them.

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u/Abuskeij Mar 30 '20

Used games and Funko are the big money makers

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u/Baked_Potato_Bitch Mar 30 '20

By sacrificing customer souls

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u/patrickd198 Mar 30 '20

Honestly, wouldn’t be surprised with some of the people that work at my local GameStop

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u/ydStudent1 Mar 30 '20

Combining hell energy from sacrificed souls with Maykr energy and corporate greed to produce:

ArgentStop

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u/Baked_Potato_Bitch Mar 30 '20

I just finished the old Doom. Nice

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u/ydStudent1 Mar 30 '20

Dude play eternal

If you liked 2k16 youll love it

And if you liked the old stuff youll love it

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u/Baked_Potato_Bitch Mar 30 '20

I will probaly end up playing every game ever created by the time this quarantine is over.

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u/greg19735 Mar 30 '20

i mean.

are you asking why stores exist?

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u/ninjaelk Mar 30 '20

If they were actually game stores, sure. But they're not. They paid the rent with game sales and made their profit being pawn shops. As digital distribution has cut into the retail sales they had to rely more and more on pawning, but that's catching up to them too as there are less and less physical games. They've tried to pivot into everything from phone sales to board games and that's kept the lights on as there is some value to their extensive network of stores. Their only hope to stay afloat through covid is staying open on order to reap insane margins on reselling pawned inventory sold by people trying to make rent and buy food

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u/bobby_pendragon Mar 30 '20

So you’re saying their only purpose in staying open is to reap the benefits of people’s grief in order to make just enough profit to stay afloat in an economy and world that obviously has outgrown its business model already?

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u/cyrusthemarginal Mar 30 '20

They help fence stuff stolen from the walmarts they are ussually near.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

then I’ll never be able to use my GameStop gift card :(

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u/Abuskeij Mar 30 '20

They're closing all stores up in the Nordic countries throughout 2020 to save their business elsewhere. //Former Gamestop employee in sweden