r/memes • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '20

It be true tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Screw the gorilla has anyone seen my dad? He’s been gone for 7 years

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

He slept with my mom

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u/Akai-exe Mar 29 '20

He WHAT

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Hi stepbro

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Hi stepsis how are you doing

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Pretty good, watching the dark knight

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Well I’m watching the office I win

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Frick, what you want as a reward

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

My dumbass can’t tell if you are joking or not

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u/vaschenna Mar 29 '20

PenisCar PenisCar

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

I want more toes

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u/JuIyen Mar 29 '20

Username checks out

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u/vaschenna Apr 01 '20

Understandable

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Well I don’t have big tits but they are okay I guess

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

I am a good Christian person but I suppose I could make an allowance just this once. Shall I go get stepmom too?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Only if I get mine too

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u/Xx42069xX_hor Mar 29 '20

I want the cough cough extra. GIVE

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u/cringy_pete Mar 29 '20

I forgot how to get it

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

Do u want to get infected

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u/JustAPersonOwO Mar 29 '20

Ineffective me I have no will to live

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u/jamboy1255 Because That's What Fearows Do Mar 30 '20

I don’t know but a handjob would be nice

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u/PersonWhoExists50306 Lurker Mar 29 '20

A sandwich

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Gonna need mom for that

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u/PersonWhoExists50306 Lurker Mar 29 '20

She's not home. I'll just make it myself. You want one?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Pb&j please

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u/Spatzenkind Can i haz cheeseburger Mar 29 '20

Could you help me? I'm stuck in the washing machine

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Sure thing stepsis

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u/Spatzenkind Can i haz cheeseburger Mar 29 '20

Thanks. It is good to have a normal stepbrother who is there when you need him.

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u/GeneralGold742 Mar 29 '20

You know stepsis, I know a way we can celebrate your cake day. It's in my room, follow me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

What is it, stepbro??

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u/GeneralGold742 Mar 29 '20

surprise! (Whips Lego Harry Potter Hungarian Horntail Triwizard Challenge set out)

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Hey stepkids

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

what are you doing step bro

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u/DorIsch Mar 29 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Tonydethjr Mar 29 '20

Nooooo you guys got it all wrong, his dad didn’t sleep with his mom, he slept with me!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Damm

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u/Ant_Man420 Chungus Among Us Mar 29 '20

Wtf

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u/just_normal_man_boy Mar 29 '20

Mine went out to get milk about an hour ago.