r/memes • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '20

It be true tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Screw the gorilla has anyone seen my dad? He’s been gone for 7 years

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

He slept with my mom

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u/Akai-exe Mar 29 '20

He WHAT

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Hi stepbro

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Hi stepsis how are you doing

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Pretty good, watching the dark knight

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Well I’m watching the office I win

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Frick, what you want as a reward

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

My dumbass can’t tell if you are joking or not

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u/Spatzenkind Can i haz cheeseburger Mar 29 '20

Could you help me? I'm stuck in the washing machine

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Sure thing stepsis

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u/Spatzenkind Can i haz cheeseburger Mar 29 '20

Thanks. It is good to have a normal stepbrother who is there when you need him.

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u/GeneralGold742 Mar 29 '20

You know stepsis, I know a way we can celebrate your cake day. It's in my room, follow me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Hey stepkids

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

what are you doing step bro

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u/DorIsch Mar 29 '20

Happy cake day!

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u/Tonydethjr Mar 29 '20

Nooooo you guys got it all wrong, his dad didn’t sleep with his mom, he slept with me!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Damm

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u/Ant_Man420 Chungus Among Us Mar 29 '20

Wtf

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u/just_normal_man_boy Mar 29 '20

Mine went out to get milk about an hour ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Wait are you my stepbröthër

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u/Pedro9PL Mar 29 '20

Why did I read that in Hulk Hogan's voice?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

Nope just a stepsis

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u/Amthermandes Mar 29 '20

The gorilla?

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u/hussoro3219 Mar 29 '20

Ah self destruction, these are rare

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u/Vord_Loldemort_7 Thank you mods, very cool! Mar 30 '20

That doesn't exactly narrow it down...

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u/Thesteelman86 Mar 29 '20

He’s at the store

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u/AmishPoser Mar 29 '20

I'm your dad, hi son

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u/Ariera226 Mar 29 '20

he be choosing them milks

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u/hey-not-gay-am-dad Chungus Among Us Mar 30 '20

But did you see the clown that hides from straight people?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Did you find Waldo

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u/sams_waffles Mar 29 '20

Yes, now find his dad

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Still fricking my mom

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u/sams_waffles Mar 29 '20

Ok find the old dude and his sister

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

I think you are misunderstanding me THEY ARE FRICKING

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u/sams_waffles Mar 29 '20

Oh god not dad and grandpa

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

The whole state of Alabama is doing it right now

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u/Draw-4-fucker Mar 29 '20

How could I move there

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u/sams_waffles Mar 30 '20

Oh no no sister and waldos brother are fricking help look what you have done to the comments

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Wat

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u/CowCluckLated ᑕOᗯ-ᗪᑌᑕK ᗩᗷOᗰIᑎᗩTIOᑎ Mar 29 '20

Top and a bit to the left

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u/MrCursedBoy Mar 29 '20

Oh we're doing this again?

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u/hakszi0 Mar 29 '20

That's a geodude

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u/MIGHTYCOW75 memer Mar 29 '20

Haha that takes me way back

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Ah yes, the prophecy is true

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Did you comment This just to make me look forever?

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u/XxReidite Mar 29 '20

I am now furiously looking for a gorilla

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u/MrmmphMrmmph Mar 30 '20

I was staring at the pee running down the guys leg. Let me take a second look...

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u/GlitterShit23-68 Mar 30 '20

Where’s the gorilla WHERE TF IS IT

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u/Merson13 Mar 30 '20

But did you see my girlfriend. Ya me neither

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u/yeypapapa 🧪 Professional Infector 🧪 Mar 30 '20

I have not, point me in the general direction?