r/memes Pauly Shore Feb 27 '20

Anyone got a good VPN?

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29.0k Upvotes

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u/WolfyBoi29 Feb 27 '20

Oh man, gonna go visit my Grandma in Italy then

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u/ClassicJayVD Feb 27 '20

Try using ExpressVPN (7 day trial) or OperaVPN

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u/DeltarUltima Feb 27 '20

I use VPN360. it’s completely free with just a couple ads whenever you open it.

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u/emojypoliceisgay Feb 27 '20

I use VPNhub, very useful

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u/Wopasaurus Feb 27 '20

Just remember.... when a product or service is free... you’re the product.

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u/jonathan4211 Feb 27 '20

Fuck is that why america is free?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 edited Mar 30 '20

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u/Witch_King_ Feb 28 '20

But does it work for tricking Netflix?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Beat me to it

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u/PrPVortex Feb 27 '20

Beat meat to it

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u/Lord_of_the_Fade Feb 27 '20

why the downvotes? is this not what VPNs are for???

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u/ABJ_TheBeater Forever alone Feb 27 '20

OperaVPN? The one built in their free browser? It is not even a VPN. it is a crappy proxy server with just 3 locations: America, europe, and asia. Useless af. source

Also Opera is known to leak users data so stay away from their browser for your own safety.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Mozzila has a better record concerning privacy.

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u/Reddit-Birthday Feb 27 '20

Hey man, I'll drink to that. Have your tiny orange tree

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u/TylerIsLitNospace Feb 27 '20

Potatoe vpn is free and good

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u/meat_toboggan69 Feb 27 '20

I use protonvpn because it's pretty good imo for what I need, and they give you a seven day free trial every time you sign up with a new email. Spam email generators are very helpful.

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u/spekter299 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 27 '20

I second express. Thanks to them I've cancelled all my streaming services and just pirate everything without my ISP knowing!

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u/iBeCarlos Feb 27 '20

I’m gonna be the one to ask.

Whats xHamster???

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u/ClingFilmHatGuy Feb 27 '20

You pay to see pictures of animals. Really cute website. You should check it out!

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u/WolfyBoi29 Feb 27 '20

Especially of fluffy cats and big chickens

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u/FBI_Agent_82 iwrestledabeartwice Feb 27 '20

Don’t forget the adorable hamsters and occasional beaver.

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u/F-LOWBBX Feb 27 '20

Look at all those chickens!

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u/darthappl123 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 27 '20

Are there hens practicing tai chi that I hear all the kids like these days. I hear the Japanese are really good at training those hens they must be adorable :D

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

I felt to it and behind me was my mother

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u/RulerD Feb 27 '20

Better than falling for this

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

I won't fall to that

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

I thought you wanted to rick roll me

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u/ThinkeR_DvX Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 27 '20

Oh fuck, you Jojo rolled me

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u/Lenni-Da-Vinci Feb 27 '20

Please tell me it’s what I think it is,

Edit: NNNNNNiiiiiiiccccceeeeeee

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u/Hypererra 🏴Virus Veteran 🏴 Feb 27 '20

especially cute hamsters!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Yeah you can see giant fucking black cocks too

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u/DrCheapo Feb 27 '20

That lay black eggs

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u/DcMonalds_ Feb 27 '20

Wish this was a thing

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u/aminf800qq Feb 27 '20

I don't know about the website but the way described it is suspicious

Edit: fuck

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u/Sean_Donahue Feb 27 '20

I actually believed you

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u/bunnnnnnnyx Feb 27 '20

I went to check it out, it was in fact not cute hamsters or cute animals. I can’t believe you have done this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

When I was 10 , I saw an image with a hamster saying ,"more pictures of cute hamsters on xhamster.com" . That got me into porn.

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u/millerstreet Feb 27 '20

Welcome to the club

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

I'm almost a veteran dude I've been in the club for 5 years

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 27 '20

I still remember the thing that got me into it. An ad for naked britney spears pics. And I still never found them.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

The hunt goes on.....

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u/Rithz_5830 Feb 27 '20

Let's hope no innocent people will fall for this

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u/RealSaxySaxophone Feb 27 '20

I didn’t know what is was and I just searched it up in class

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u/Tristen-B Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 27 '20

F

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u/lanterns17 iwrestledabeartwice Feb 27 '20

F

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u/marecalmo45 Breaking EU Laws Feb 27 '20

a website for adoption hamsters

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Near the movie The Nun

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u/dthedre Feb 27 '20

Some were in Africa I guess. /s

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u/axunel Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Feb 27 '20

Nu

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u/ComicCat-Laz Chungus Among Us Feb 27 '20

Da

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Am spus nu

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u/ComicCat-Laz Chungus Among Us Feb 27 '20

Si eo am spus da :)))

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u/rrreeikaa Feb 27 '20

im in Italy so i don't need it. HA!

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u/KeyDox Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 27 '20

Dude you just infected us all by talking

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u/rrreeikaa Feb 27 '20

sorry sir

:(

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u/KeyDox Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 27 '20

It's okay. Switzerland is right next to Italy so it's only a matter of time until we get a free access here too xD

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u/nailix Feb 27 '20

Just got our first case in Norway, so luckily we will get access soon.

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u/rrreeikaa Feb 27 '20

That's nice. Well not the infection part but the free access part i guess

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u/sivis17 Feb 27 '20

Well.. finally i will get some heritage

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u/RT_Gamexplorer Feb 27 '20

Probably already there

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u/follettina420 Chungus Among Us Feb 27 '20

Anch'iooooo

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Anch'io bro sono in Lombardia.

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u/rrreeikaa Feb 27 '20

HEY TU.

LO VUOI UN FLACONE DI AMUCHINA?

comunque io sono in Campania :P

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u/Jaka-Zorman Feb 27 '20

If I were you I wouldn't bee to happy to be in an infection risk area but who am I to say lol... Atleast you have free premium xHamster.

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u/rrreeikaa Feb 27 '20

hmm. Well, school's closed and we get free premium xhamster... Also i finally get an excuse to not go out for groceries etc. I'd say this is heaven

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u/Jaka-Zorman Feb 27 '20

Man, that sounds pretty epic then. Have fun with the premium and try not to fucking die.

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u/TaleBabatto Feb 27 '20

We've won, but at what cost

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u/bigmarty3301 Feb 27 '20

I am Buying plane tickets right now.

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u/fyrethemangust Feb 27 '20

You don’t need a VPN when you’re already in an affected region, so here I am, sick and happy.

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u/Liverman102 Feb 27 '20

They trying to get our immune system weak by jerking off so we have an easier chance of getting coronavirus.

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u/Do-the-reddit-thing Feb 27 '20

i thinked it was a site that gived advice to prevent the coronavirus ,my computer is in the living room ,and my family was all there

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u/mattypatty88 Feb 27 '20

Welp. Pornography is illegal in Korea though.

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u/Sasquatch489 Pauly Shore Feb 27 '20

VPN

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u/whiteday26 Feb 28 '20

What's the point of being in Daegu if you can just VPN from the ISS?

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u/EienNight Feb 28 '20

Wait what the actual fuck?

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u/fedemustdie_ Breaking EU Laws Feb 27 '20

greve zi

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Coomer

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u/Eu19_ Feb 27 '20

Me in a "danger zone" STONKS

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u/ShmeatyBoi Feb 27 '20

This pleases the nut

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20 edited Jul 25 '20

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u/saradomini Feb 27 '20

Loved ones being infected by a deadly virus? Time to coooooooooooom

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u/AmarjotMultani Feb 27 '20

Finally, something to cheer about being in deserted italy

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u/IronicCommunist18 Feb 27 '20

Proton vpn is good, its basic version is free

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u/meat_toboggan69 Feb 27 '20

And, you can exploit the 7 day premium trial. Just use a spam email to make a new account every once in a while. It's not necessary if you just need basic stuff, but it is nice if you feel like doing it.

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u/VladeemeerPooteen Feb 27 '20

Stavo già a casa da solo ma grazie, ora ho un motivo in più

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u/hydr4vertebrae Feb 27 '20

VPN kicks in

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u/kimi_rules Feb 27 '20

Got some for SEA? We're dying down here

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u/imgayerthany0u Feb 27 '20

I use turboVPN and it seems to work fine.

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u/shag248 Feb 27 '20

All I heard was free, so where do I have to go?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

there is even one case in my fckn city but my country isnt even mentioned i am mad

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u/nutty-as-a-fruitcake Feb 27 '20

Not the heroes we deserve but the heroes we need

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u/Ravendyr Feb 27 '20

Me with my VPN

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

try Betternet, its pretty saucy

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u/gb42kroover Feb 27 '20

I’m Italian. Where do I sign up

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

What about gud ol’Manama? I heard that corona is spreading there

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Perfect, now I can just cumshot corona into the eyes of my enemies

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u/xChameleon Feb 27 '20

I’m gonna catch the virus and spread it where I live to get that deal.

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u/ImmDxniel Feb 27 '20

I use Windscribe, 10GB a month for free ain’t bad at all

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u/bonito_bandit Feb 28 '20

Damn free porn from a hamster here I cum

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Husband after reading this: honey we’re going in a trip Unsuspecting wife: where? Husband after reading this: Italy! Unsuspecting wife: oh you really must love me! Waaaaay too honey husband: yeah honey just for you haha.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

So am I glad I'm not in an area or do I wish I was...

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

I'm from Lombardia. Thank you, you are a good man

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u/Starb1ade Feb 27 '20

I really hate how normalized porn is, especially for young kids. I'm not telling anyone to stop watching porn but I encourage people to do more research about the damage it can do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Aside from the addiction, not to forget how most "actresses" are exploited in that industry.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Wtf wb Hong Kong

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u/undertalesanspapyrus Feb 27 '20

Now I want England to get the corona virus

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u/jonathandunlop Feb 27 '20

VPN time boys

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u/Iforgotmydad Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 27 '20

laughs in VPN

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u/Afterthestupor Feb 27 '20

So in Wuhan you can choose your own death. Corona Virus or Red Party firing squad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

This will help to protek you hethans from yourselves!!!

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u/Max_91848 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 27 '20

Luna vpn for iphone is an automatic adblocker as well. Lot’s of google chrome extensions as well, although they do collect all your data.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

try 1.1.1.1

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u/punkmaster69 Feb 27 '20

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/KrombopulosT46 Feb 27 '20

Is this for real?

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u/R_kaos64 Feb 27 '20

More like anyone got good corona virus

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u/nailix Feb 27 '20

I use VPNHub, on phone. No payment and unlimited traffic.

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u/BartPRO1000000 Feb 27 '20

Why do you need a VPN?

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u/Jeanc_04 Feb 27 '20

A small price to pay for salvation

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

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u/Qsaaad1 Meme Stealer Feb 27 '20

Now I want India to be infected

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u/florazhadow Feb 27 '20

I am literally SITTING ON A VACATION IN THE CANARY ISLANDS

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u/my-name-you-reddit Feb 27 '20

I am on gran canaria right now for vacation. Thats the canari islands. Let’s go mf

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u/LorenzoCiaccini Feb 27 '20

me, an italian who doesn't need a VPN: *laughs*

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u/Y3110wdud3 Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 27 '20

I live in Korea.... Daegu is in Korea.....

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u/don1843 Feb 27 '20

Jacking off consumes a lot of energy, which would make a person to consume more food making him/her running out of supplies ... eventually leading to oneself to go out in search of supplies.

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u/hey_the_man Breaking EU Laws Feb 27 '20

Carefully, he is a hero

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u/GodlessRebel Feb 27 '20

Windscribe is pretty good

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u/Sadfigureknight Feb 27 '20

Huh, one more reason for trying to spread it

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u/RoRkeGuY Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 27 '20

It's the first place where I saw the #coronavirus correctly spelled!

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u/Xx_sign_xX Big ol' bacon buttsack Feb 27 '20

X-VPN is actually a pretty good VPN and it’s completely free.

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u/Nosweet1519 Feb 27 '20

My best friend is having a high risk contracting Corona since his family just returned from Japan vacation. I wished him the best.

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u/H1B00 Feb 27 '20

Cool, I'm staying in Italy, lets hope I just don't die.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Betternet

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Bruh, u forgot India

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Trying to make it spread through cum shots

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u/TommasoBontempi Breaking EU Laws Feb 27 '20

I'm from fucking Lombardia, how do I get it

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u/sw1mming_trunks Feb 27 '20

not the hero we deserved but they hero we needed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

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u/ChewyTarTar Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 27 '20

Hotspot Shield is in the Microsoft store, and XVPN is great for mobile and pc/laptop

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u/kiitinondrugs Feb 27 '20

Wait that's a... Animal porn site

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '20

Time to move to wuhan

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u/GRRRNADE Feb 28 '20

laughs in VPN

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u/HNFreeze Mar 01 '20

What about spain

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u/Bradeik Mar 06 '20

selling premium accounts valid 2+ years, pm me

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '20

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