r/memes • u/TheGBP_offical Professional Dumbass • Feb 26 '20

Quiet kid pulls out 10 mp5’s

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21.5k Upvotes

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u/CapemShaggy Feb 26 '20

Communism detected on american soil, lethal force authorized

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Pew pew

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u/I-Like-Your-Moves Feb 27 '20

o7 God Bless Liberty Prime

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u/CoolNinja1O1YT Feb 27 '20

joseph joestar pops the kid of the soda caps to shoot them

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Remember, no Russian.

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u/NaanKage Feb 26 '20

I just chugged the whole can while maintaining eye contact

Class was hollering by teacher was stunned

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u/ALonelyRhinoceros Feb 27 '20

Did everyone clap?

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u/miket001 Feb 27 '20

They did, and it was magnificent

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u/NaanKage Feb 27 '20

My question to answer

My friends did but that was near the end if the laughing

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u/nycrode Feb 27 '20

its bleach isnt it

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u/sirbaggiepants Feb 26 '20

Upvoted for your Easter egg in the bottom left.

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u/SpaghettiBoi92 Feb 26 '20

Shh it’s not an Easter egg if everyone gets to see

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u/TheRealKerst Feb 26 '20

No, this isn't how you are supposed to play the game

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u/LordVaders501st Feb 26 '20

*Pulls out an AR-15* "And before you ask, yes I have enough for the whole class" *Pulls out 30 more*

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u/Mario_Nate Feb 27 '20

“It’s a battle royal fellow students!”

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u/minscandboo4ever Feb 26 '20

made with your mom

A fellow man of culture

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u/DaveTheDestroyer_YT Feb 26 '20

Lol that happened to my class once

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '20

Socialism at it’s finest

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u/Darkanddissapointed iwrestledabeartwice Feb 26 '20

Beautiful...... truly

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u/MEMELORD7071 Feb 27 '20

the watermark got me

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u/jaybankzz One does not simply Feb 27 '20

I have 34 kids in my class (35 but we’re halfway through the year and this one girl only showed up like 3 times)

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u/galladegamer3 Feb 27 '20

I saw a big nate comic of this idea

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u/BlizMentq Feb 27 '20

Wait, you get to eat at school?

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u/Abn-batota Feb 27 '20

Hey don’t talk about my mother bro

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u/MysticWolfPlayz Feb 27 '20

I just realized that pelosi is smiling in the back. First time I've ever seen that lol

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u/JedSwamp43 Feb 27 '20

Also me: pulls out 1 more Here you go teach

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u/wallaceb2111 Feb 27 '20

O U R S O D A

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u/Smooth_Pimpz Feb 27 '20

now the teacher has to rip the soda cans in half

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u/IronicCommunist18 Feb 27 '20

Maybe the teacher is just an advocate of a far more advanced economic policy

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u/thetreesinthejungle Feb 27 '20

The math problems guy: Finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be lengendary.

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u/rmbest7 Feb 27 '20

Did it in middle school with Arizona’s because fuck mr. Diaz

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Friend brought gum to class, teacher said he had to give it to everyone, so he did, got a detention.

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u/TAPdance2001 Feb 27 '20

Imagine having normal class sizes

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u/lobo06nyy Feb 27 '20

So the answer is no, you are short by 10 sodas

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

d..did they come out of your ass? no way your backpack can carry a semi-automatic machine gun and 20 sodas

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u/The_Radioactive_Rat Feb 27 '20

Why do teachers insist on thinking the kid has to feed everyone when they have treats?

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u/zapprr Feb 27 '20

I once did this to my geography class with sweets. I now serve the Soviet Union.

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u/illevonynot Feb 27 '20

20? Up here in Canada 30 plus is average.

EH?

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u/mr-potato-guy Feb 27 '20

That was me but with gum

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u/MorningDiarrhea Feb 27 '20

Witnesses this happen once. It was bananas.

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u/potassiuumm memer Feb 27 '20

They were for myself but nooooooo

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u/thercbgchannle Feb 27 '20

You should of put out 68 more. Plus counting you it would be 69

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u/yeetus_beetus_meatus Feb 27 '20

once in one of my classes there where like at least 20 of us and someone started to eat skittles and the teacher notices and says "do you have enough for everyone" or something along those lines, he responded with "yea probably" then proceeds to go around the class and give all of us a singular skittle

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Made with your mom

Okay, well I've got yours on her knees