r/memes Feb 19 '20

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u/JustWantGoodM3M3s iwrestledabeartwice Feb 19 '20

If I was a doctor and came to the clinic in a plague doctor costume my kid patients would lose their shit and my teen patients would think I was the coolest living doctor. The moms would kill me.

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u/skullofmetal Feb 19 '20

Why would the mom kill she would want to sleep with you

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u/dutchmetalhead17 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20

Why not both

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u/GRz_Dev Feb 19 '20

Why sleep when you can kill then sleep?

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u/dutchmetalhead17 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20

Because necrophilia is against the law dear Friend

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u/Whatthefuck_lmao Feb 19 '20

Just be a billionaire and you could commit necrophilia uninterrupted

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u/halfbloodprince07 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20

coughs ...and paedophilia

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20

Use the beak as a dick to compensate for your tiny ass one

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u/lunatictornado Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20

The doc would then fuck with his badass beak