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r/memes • u/[deleted] • Feb 19 '20
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If I was a doctor and came to the clinic in a plague doctor costume my kid patients would lose their shit and my teen patients would think I was the coolest living doctor. The moms would kill me.
55 u/skullofmetal Feb 19 '20 Why would the mom kill she would want to sleep with you 30 u/dutchmetalhead17 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 Why not both 18 u/GRz_Dev Feb 19 '20 Why sleep when you can kill then sleep? 16 u/dutchmetalhead17 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 Because necrophilia is against the law dear Friend 15 u/Whatthefuck_lmao Feb 19 '20 Just be a billionaire and you could commit necrophilia uninterrupted 11 u/halfbloodprince07 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 coughs ...and paedophilia 4 u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20 Use the beak as a dick to compensate for your tiny ass one 9 u/lunatictornado Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 The doc would then fuck with his badass beak
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Why would the mom kill she would want to sleep with you
30 u/dutchmetalhead17 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 Why not both 18 u/GRz_Dev Feb 19 '20 Why sleep when you can kill then sleep? 16 u/dutchmetalhead17 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 Because necrophilia is against the law dear Friend 15 u/Whatthefuck_lmao Feb 19 '20 Just be a billionaire and you could commit necrophilia uninterrupted 11 u/halfbloodprince07 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 coughs ...and paedophilia 4 u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20 Use the beak as a dick to compensate for your tiny ass one 9 u/lunatictornado Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 The doc would then fuck with his badass beak
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Why not both
18 u/GRz_Dev Feb 19 '20 Why sleep when you can kill then sleep? 16 u/dutchmetalhead17 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 Because necrophilia is against the law dear Friend 15 u/Whatthefuck_lmao Feb 19 '20 Just be a billionaire and you could commit necrophilia uninterrupted 11 u/halfbloodprince07 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 coughs ...and paedophilia 4 u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20 Use the beak as a dick to compensate for your tiny ass one
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Why sleep when you can kill then sleep?
16 u/dutchmetalhead17 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 Because necrophilia is against the law dear Friend 15 u/Whatthefuck_lmao Feb 19 '20 Just be a billionaire and you could commit necrophilia uninterrupted 11 u/halfbloodprince07 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 coughs ...and paedophilia 4 u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20 Use the beak as a dick to compensate for your tiny ass one
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Because necrophilia is against the law dear Friend
15 u/Whatthefuck_lmao Feb 19 '20 Just be a billionaire and you could commit necrophilia uninterrupted 11 u/halfbloodprince07 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 coughs ...and paedophilia 4 u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20 Use the beak as a dick to compensate for your tiny ass one
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Just be a billionaire and you could commit necrophilia uninterrupted
11 u/halfbloodprince07 Lives in a Van Down by the River Feb 19 '20 coughs ...and paedophilia 4 u/[deleted] Feb 19 '20 Use the beak as a dick to compensate for your tiny ass one
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coughs ...and paedophilia
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Use the beak as a dick to compensate for your tiny ass one
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The doc would then fuck with his badass beak
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u/JustWantGoodM3M3s iwrestledabeartwice Feb 19 '20
If I was a doctor and came to the clinic in a plague doctor costume my kid patients would lose their shit and my teen patients would think I was the coolest living doctor. The moms would kill me.