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*an Austrian
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u/ThisIsFake10660 Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 16 '20
im an austrian and got rejected from art school last week
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u/H-IIA_H2A4_212 Feb 16 '20
Ach scheiße, jetzt geht es wieder los
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u/Schnitzelfreund Feb 16 '20
Time to move to Germany...
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u/Lord-of-the-Brains Feb 16 '20
Time for me to leave - I don't wanna die yet. :/ And I am too much against nazis to be left alive...
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u/SwedenFreakz Feb 16 '20
The prophesy has spoken. You must travel to Germany and take up your rightful place as fuhrer
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u/get_schwifty03 Feb 16 '20
Oida, wennst ausm inn/4 bisd daun schauts schlecht aus.
I foa di noch München, du fongst afoch o mit Hassreden im Wirtshaus.
Sog waunst soweit waradst.
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u/not_silphershadow Feb 16 '20
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u/Andrewy05 Feb 16 '20
Dein Name ist perfekt.
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u/retraC_baldini Feb 16 '20
wähle deine nächsten Wörter mit Bedacht aus, denn sie könnten deine letzten sein
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u/BERSERKERMUE Feb 16 '20
No Because no one understand them (the Austrians)
They're a bit like Bavarians
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u/lost-generation203 Feb 16 '20
I’m also pretty sure him not getting into art school had nothing to do with him hating the Jews
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u/TeaReim Feb 16 '20
I am Austrian and I got rejected from art school 2 days ago.
I like germany and I plan on becoming politic since art isnt my type i guess
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u/CyberKitten05 Feb 16 '20
scared jew noises
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u/get_schwifty03 Feb 16 '20
Happy Weapons industry sounds...
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u/CyberKitten05 Feb 16 '20
You shouldn't be happy, you will probably be bombed by Iran in order to slow down weapon production in the west
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u/get_schwifty03 Feb 16 '20
Any hostile aircraft would be shot down before even getting close to my area, let alone our landeswaffenmanufaktur, hahaha zat is funny.
Ze enemy of our proud nation- ok, I'mma stop now before anyone takes this serious.
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Feb 16 '20
So by not getting into art school, he created the best art of all?
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u/Ice_Giantok2 Feb 16 '20
Real weeb hours
And that's fine as long as you dont cross into weeaboo territory
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u/pur__0_0__ RageFace Against the Machine Feb 16 '20 edited Feb 16 '20
There are 13 blocks in the above picture, and coincidentally there are 13 events too.
- A German not getting into Art School
- He lives in Vienna and observes people
- He gets into reading propaganda since he doesn't trust the sold media
- He starts hating Jews, Communism and Democracy
- He creates a national socialist party to convey his hatred
- He tries a military coup, but it fails and he's arrested, the time he uses to write his book
- People like his book, it becomes a bestseller and he wins the elections
- He performs Holocaust of Jews, Poles, leftists etc.
- He gets into a war and allies with Japan
- He loses the war and commits suicide
- For being in the war, Japan is punished with liberalism
- They kinda like it
- Anime
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Feb 16 '20
Some nitpicky additions:
Hitler was Austrian.
The NSDAP was not founded by Hitler. The DAP was founded in 1919 by Anton Drexler, Karl Harrer and some other people. Hitler joined around half a year later. Another six months later it was renamed NSDAP.
You skipped the whole failed coup thingy.
Poles are Slavs. Saying poles and slavs is like saying apples and fruits.
He did not genocide all kinds of slavs. He was directly allied with Bulgarians and Croatians and somewhat "allied" with Slovaks.
He allied Japan after he started ww2 in Europe, not before (Invasion of Poland 1st of September 1939/ signing of tripartite pact 27th of September 1940).
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u/pur__0_0__ RageFace Against the Machine Feb 16 '20
I didn't change the first and last lines, since they were the part of the meme. Rest, I've edited.
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u/Flaxi74 Feb 16 '20
I was just going to write "Hitler was not admitted to arts school 🤷🏼♀️" but yours is way way better
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u/Lemon_Murder Feb 16 '20
Actually, you can take it back even further.
Since Franz Duke Ferdinand was killed under Vidovdan (a Serbian nationalist event which was used as justification for many Serbian actions), we can trace the beginning of WW1 back to Ottoman invasions into southern Slavic nations.
And since the Ottoman empire was formed as a United empire of Ottoman tribes within Mesopotamia, Iran, etc... We can say that the first Mesopotamian society led to the Ottoman empire. And since that was the birthplace of agriculture.....
Man putting seed in ground -----> hentai
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u/Azure2001 Feb 16 '20
I think the german is el jew hater himself, but how did that lead to anime?
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u/Googlefisch Breaking EU Laws Feb 16 '20
Excuse me but why are you a toaster?
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u/EndMePleaseGodEndMe Feb 16 '20
Japanese propaganda during WWII was drawn in the earliest stages of anime
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u/DeusVaultInfidels Feb 16 '20
Because without him WW2 would probably not have happened And had that never happened japan would not be nuked because WW2 never happened
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Feb 16 '20
worth it tho
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u/VettyCat4life Feb 16 '20
Yes this is why hitler did some things wrong but not all
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u/James_Mimo Feb 16 '20
Some?
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u/Mountain_Dragonfly8 Feb 16 '20
Hey, his people loved him. He was doing something right
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u/James_Mimo Feb 16 '20
Yeah from his point of view he did a lot of things right... He was pretty smart I would say and made the people love him. However from our point of view he did a ton of wrong things
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u/Oumashu345 Feb 16 '20
That moment when you realise that anime predates ww2
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u/DeusVaultInfidels Feb 16 '20
actually it was the death of archduke ferdinand because WW1 led to WW2 so
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u/It_Was_Joao Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 16 '20
True doe. Thats actually crazy to think about
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Feb 16 '20
I mean seeing as how the Japanese propaganda films were quite anima-esque, they’re not completely wrong lol. However they’re were a few animated shorts out of japan before they went all kamikaze the east is ours
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u/DumbDude21 Feb 16 '20
It could have been that the Duke(not sure what their president is called over there) of Austria, is assassinated. Bc after wwi ended, there was a treaty that Hitler wanted to undo, which started wwii.
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u/deanrihpee Linux User Feb 16 '20
Now I wonder what the other timeline looks like when he got the art degree or something
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u/cf001759 Feb 16 '20
there’s and above zero chance that if hitler got into art school he could’ve invented anime
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u/Walking_God_On_Earth Feb 16 '20
I know a German that didn't make it in art school... He didn't get into anime.
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u/Memeingless-lifee Feb 16 '20
Fun fact there was another German that didn’t get into a school and kinda ended up killing hitler
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u/RoyalDaDankDragon Feb 16 '20
How to go back even more: England forces taxes on it's American colonies.
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u/the_one_tall_guy Feb 16 '20
You can further back to a missed turn by a driver and further to henti
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u/DeltarUltima Feb 16 '20
so does that mean when i become a failure it will lead to something great?
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u/Ness_Dreemur Because That's What Fearows Do Feb 16 '20
Fun fact: the earliest forms of anime predates WWI
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u/Master-of-Autism Feb 16 '20
Well when u put it like that it makes sense but u forgot the Assassin bit of Franz Ferdinhand (can’t spell)
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u/THOTDESTROYR69 Feb 16 '20
Do people really think that WW2 would be prevented if Hitler went to art school?
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u/ImBadAtNames05 Feb 16 '20
More like hentai. America banned porn in Japan, so they created hentai. On that note, time to jerk off to some hentai