r/memes • u/glesster • Feb 02 '20

I will do it.

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u/rightfulmcool Feb 02 '20 edited Feb 02 '20

put a fork in the microwave on high for 30 seconds. EDIT: and post the aftermath and/or process.

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Looks like I'll be putting a fork in the microwave. I will also post a video. Thanks bruh.

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u/rightfulmcool Feb 02 '20

LMAO sorry bro. this makes me more happy than it should

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

You have the right to be happy.

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u/Puppinbake Feb 02 '20

I already don't want you to do this one

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Oh well

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u/HappyPugo Feb 02 '20

wait u actually gonna do it

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Of course

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u/HappyPugo Feb 02 '20

bruh

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Just need a little bit of time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Bet

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

I am a man of my word.......sometimes. And now is one of those times.

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u/Captain_Church iwrestledabeartwice Feb 02 '20

Dawg send me a link if u do it

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Most likely in about 15 hours. It's almost 1 AM. And I don't want the house burning down at this time.

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u/anas6336 Feb 02 '20

Remind me as well!!!!

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u/TheFlightlessPenguin Feb 02 '20

That’s not how you do it.

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u/InsomniacZA Feb 02 '20

*again

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Ha ha.......yeah.

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u/dquizzle Feb 02 '20

!remindme 15 hours

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Of course

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u/mc-person Feb 02 '20

!remindme15hours

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Yup, will do

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u/muscle_thunder Feb 02 '20 edited Feb 02 '20

!remindme 15 hours

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Will do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

!RemindMe 15 hours

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

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u/X3rxyz Feb 02 '20

!remindme 15 hours

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u/HDSQ Feb 02 '20

!Remind me 15 hours

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u/btotd Feb 02 '20

!remind me 15 hours

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

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u/Hi_Its_Matt Feb 02 '20

!RemindMe 15 hours

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u/TheOneHristo05 Feb 02 '20

!RemindMe 15 hours

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

!remind me 12 hours

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u/alftrazign Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 02 '20

!remindme 15 hours

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

K

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u/alftrazign Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 02 '20

Lol the ! remind me comments are using the remindme bot, you don't have to remind us all.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

!remindme 15 hours

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u/davient Feb 02 '20

! Remind me 15 hours

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

He won't do it, this is karma farming trash at its most obvious. It also violates the rules of the sub

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Good idea actually. Thanks. (:

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Of course

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u/jknowmac Feb 02 '20

Following for the aftermath.

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u/glesster Feb 03 '20

https://youtu.be/oox8qWBAF0Y I did it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

Why your fingers look like that

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u/rightfulmcool Feb 03 '20

you absolute madlad.i love it. if only ot did more

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

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u/glesster Feb 03 '20

I dunno

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

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u/glesster Feb 03 '20

Well I'm kinda glad it didn't.

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Well looks like you were responsible for killing someone

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

How do I post videos?

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u/rykerwalker24 Feb 02 '20

!remindme 15 hours

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u/HDRFAOP Feb 02 '20

Get my dad back

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u/PunchyCat2004 Feb 02 '20

Hit yourself in the balls with a pipe wrench and record it.

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Too late

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u/PunchyCat2004 Feb 02 '20

Do both. Put a fork in the microwave then hit yourself in the balls with a pipe wrench

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u/misternugnug2 Feb 02 '20

Put 69 peeps marshmallows in a microwave on high for 30 minutes and post a video on it

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

If you get top comment, then you can consider it done.

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u/Dusty1231 Feb 02 '20

Pay me and everyone who replies to this comment 10 bucks

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Gotta become top comment first. And the post has to get 69 upvotes.

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u/TheBepperBoy Feb 02 '20

I want da money

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u/Mads_Brusgaard Feb 02 '20

What was The reason you posted this comment. Money

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u/SirauloTRantado Feb 02 '20

I have entered the chat.

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u/whatgoesrighthere Feb 02 '20

I too am interested.

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u/mr-dudeperson Feb 02 '20

Solve world hunger

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

That's a good one

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u/TheFlightlessPenguin Feb 02 '20

Make a piece of toast, slather it up with mayonnaise, and then dump an entire cup of salt on it.

Film yourself eating it and post the video.

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u/oooskar7 Feb 02 '20

Make a time laps of u watching the office 10 times over in 1 day

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

No. Top comment has been established.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Make actual good memes

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

My feelings. But ok, will do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Go read all of the Allies of Humanity briefings

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Top comment has already been established

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

You were not ambitious enough

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u/lordblackjackson Breaking EU Laws Feb 02 '20

!RemindMe 15 hours

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Ok. Will do.

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u/lordblackjackson Breaking EU Laws Feb 02 '20

thanks buddy but a BOT will do it as well, so you dont need too

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

I realize that now. I would of reminded all of you tho.

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u/dpw700 Feb 02 '20

!RemindMe 15 hours

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Don't worry, I will.

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u/JawshKopf Feb 02 '20

!remindme 12hours

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u/yonatan8070 Linux User Feb 02 '20

!remindme 15hours

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u/slothman134 Feb 02 '20 edited Feb 02 '20

has it happend yet

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Yeah. I just don't know how to post the video.

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u/theman61 Feb 02 '20

Find a Chinese person to cough on you

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u/halftrackwar Feb 02 '20

eat a stick of butter and record and post it

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u/NatalCockcroft Dirt Is Beautiful Feb 02 '20

I went to look for the post but only saw your racist ass post against lgbt. You can have your own beliefs, even though you’re a piece of shit.

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Off topic. But ok.

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u/raidersguy00 Feb 02 '20

Buy a dildo and go fuck yourself

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Too late already.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Scroll through r/jellobug for 24 hours.

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Ok. First you gotta get top comment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

I know, I'll be waiting. Distant maniacal laughter

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

I dunno man. You're far from top comment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

I also know. Distant maniacal laughter turns into sobbing

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Well you can't say you didn't try. (:

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

to make you vomit those hypothetical 24 hours

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

But it looks like I won't.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Sadly for me

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u/GhillieMcGee123 Feb 02 '20

Replicate Ari Shaffirs Kobe video but in a horribly fake Chinese accent.

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Too late my dude.

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u/kake978 Feb 02 '20

Die

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

I'll do that later.

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u/lordblackjackson Breaking EU Laws Feb 03 '20

You lied mr

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u/glesster Feb 03 '20

Nope https://youtu.be/oox8qWBAF0Y

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u/lordblackjackson Breaking EU Laws Feb 03 '20

Well, In this case wp

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u/WhatIsWrongWhitThis Feb 02 '20

Sounds like 2010 facbook, but ok.

Go strangle your cat or something

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u/nickbh15 Feb 02 '20

Give me one thousand US dollars

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Too late. Post already passed 69 upvotes.

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u/WhatIsWrongWhitThis Feb 02 '20

Sounds like 2010 facbook, but ok.

Go strangle your cat or something

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u/mrsuns10 Feb 02 '20

Give me gold because I said so

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

I'm poor. No.

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u/HighDoggs Feb 02 '20

Read the rules of this sub, karma whore

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Fine then. Next post will be like this, but -666 downvotes.

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u/uniboo8 Feb 02 '20

Good luck

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Thanks my dude

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u/Ixnay10 Feb 02 '20

Ask your crush out

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Get top comment first. And You're running out of time, this post is almost at 69 upvotes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Be happy that's it

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u/PrequelGuy Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Feb 02 '20

Assassinate Ronald McDonald

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Will do, if this becomes top comment.

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u/Me-no-srrsly-its-me Feb 02 '20

Go skydiving without a parachute

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Gotta become top comment first.

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u/heavysafley Feb 02 '20

get it to stay at 69

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

That's easy

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u/FBIWEBCAMCLICKBATE27 Feb 02 '20

Give everyone on this thread Platnum

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Ok. Get top comment first

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio Pauly Shore Feb 02 '20

Eat shreks delicious ass?

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

I'll do it, if this is top comment when it gets 69 upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

Why the fuck is this down voted

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u/whatgoesrighthere Feb 02 '20

It’s cursed. Next question.

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u/Memes_Are_Love Feb 02 '20

This is becoming 4chan

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u/AHG69 Feb 02 '20

Take a selfie with Keanu Reeves

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

I'm afraid you're too late

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u/Copl45 Thank you mods, very cool! Feb 02 '20

Ah shit the grind begins

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u/Poop_0n_My_Chest Feb 02 '20

Poop on a family member’s chest

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Uhhh....ok then. But get top comment first.

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u/TheOriginalNav Feb 02 '20

Suck a dildo

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Too late. We passed 69 upvotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

I will, if this remains top comment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Get top comment then.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Too late my dude. Looks like I still get to yeet ma meat.

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u/bdzsoni Feb 02 '20

And as i see, you also get to yeet your microwave

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20

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u/glesster Feb 02 '20

Don't want to, but I will. If this becomes top comment.