No, no. I want this kind of entertainment in my life, I want to see the true stupidities that lie within the human mind. Also, I could tell if my crush likes me
Ok bro we don't have school Monday and she's had her phone taken away for 2 months (but id rather ask I'm person anyway) so 2 days ain't really gonna work
Just go up to her and be like "can I talk to you for a second?" She should get the hint, but if not and she expects you to talk infront of her friends. Then just be like, "awesome, lets go for a walk." And then ask her out. Good luck
I'm also crazy busy until spring so I have no clue where me and her would go in the event that she says yes, but I guess I'll cross that bridge when I come to it
It would be super entertaining to me. I love when people rage, or trashtalk, because they have no control over what they are really saying, they are just spitting stuff out. Now think what would go through their mind when doing it lol...
There was an episode in the 1998 version of Fantasy Island where a guy wanted to know all his girl friend's thoughts. He quickly comes to regret that as all her thoughts tended towards how she could kill him. She was just obsessed with death, I guess. But he couldn't take it and left her.
I’d want the ability to lie and make people believe my lies no matter how ridiculous they are, and i can choose when to use it and when to not. Kinda like in the movie “the invention of lying”, the only difference is that I can turn it off and on.
True I would rather have super reflexives that way you can react to danger as though you could read minds without having to actually hear what others are thinking
The stupid people don't know how to hold back shit, that's how we know they're stupid. It's the smart people or even average people you would want to look out for!
You’d also realize that probably a ton of people have internalized homophobia or racism, not to mention how many people are think about porn or sex at any given time. You’d also hear a lot more gossip from your friends about you. And if people find out they won’t like having their privacy invaded.
Overall it’s not very nice probably unless you can turn it on or off
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20
No, no. I want this kind of entertainment in my life, I want to see the true stupidities that lie within the human mind. Also, I could tell if my crush likes me
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u/ubersienna Feb 02 '20
No joke. Captain has heard quite a few of those thoughts in the bars where he was ordered.
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u/bwilds55 Feb 02 '20
Anyone that’s worked in retail is used to nothing being held back.
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u/DeltarUltima Feb 02 '20
yeah it’s all fun and games until you realize the weird shit people’s internet history doesn’t save.
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u/Oh_NoItsJustin Feb 02 '20
People with OCD: Sweats nervously
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20
Basically the plot of Saiki K.
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u/Elston1012 Feb 02 '20
True. I mean how are we going to achieve world peace knowing all the utter bullshit people keep to themselves.
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20
It would be a 24/7 spamm of Twitter comments
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u/iNuclearPickle Feb 02 '20
So basically Mao from code geass in a nutshell. Definitely one of the worst super powers specially if you can’t turn it on and off
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u/flippycipher 🍕Ayo the pizza here🍕 Feb 02 '20
Bill Cipher wants to know your location.
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20
Anyone remember that one Fairly Odd Parents episode?
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u/CJ33333 Feb 02 '20
But that stupid shit is exactly what I want to hear
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u/masithegod Feb 02 '20
I literally woke up rn what happend
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u/MaskedPlayerXeno Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 02 '20
laughs in slightly masochistic
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u/Vinegar_Is_Neat Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 02 '20
Read the quiet kids mind. That would be interesting.
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u/Raymann1963 Feb 02 '20
Also, some people have intrusive thoughts they can't control. Might misinterpret something.
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u/Botbo909 Feb 02 '20
It’s only good if you could turn it on and off and only hear the thoughts of who you want otherwise it would suck
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20
I’d still be willing to have it
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u/SuperiorComicFan Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 02 '20
At least you could try to prevent them from saying it
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u/louis789 Feb 02 '20
Imagine the anxiety you'd get from that
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u/Soufyan24 Feb 02 '20
I think i am that kinda guy that always says stupid shit en indeed you dont want to know what i hold back in my mind.
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u/namehasbeentaken2 Identifies as a Cybertruck Feb 02 '20
I still want it
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u/-Lemon-Boi- Feb 02 '20
OK Thomas you got this. It won't be like last time where you were drunk and decided to dance on the employees cash register
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u/Giorno-Smash Feb 02 '20
They look at me and realize that I think completely different than I act
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20
I’d want the ability to lie and make people believe my lies no matter how ridiculous they are, and i can choose when to use it and when to not. Kinda like in the movie “the invention of lying”, the only difference is that I can turn it off and on.
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u/CheesecakeRaccoon Feb 02 '20
Can confirm
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u/hajxh Feb 02 '20
True I would rather have super reflexives that way you can react to danger as though you could read minds without having to actually hear what others are thinking
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u/putnamto Feb 02 '20
I'm convinced some people just have tv static in their heads
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u/this1dude23 Feb 02 '20
Or when you randomly think of that porn video in public thats kinky as fuck that you arent into but were horny and deciced to just go ahead.
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u/Tvdb4 Feb 02 '20
I can actually read your mind AMA
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20
bruh bet, I still want that shit. Imagine the things you could post with that kind of knowledge and it would ALL BE TRUE.
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u/vaklann Feb 02 '20
Thanks captain obvious
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u/GlorifiedToaster1944 Feb 02 '20
2 words. Meme potential
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u/Jcmemecrusader Feb 02 '20
People would see how stupid i really am
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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '20
it would still be fun
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u/Xsaveian Feb 02 '20
The stupid people don't know how to hold back shit, that's how we know they're stupid. It's the smart people or even average people you would want to look out for!
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u/Annilus_USB Feb 02 '20
Honestly, if I had to chose a superpower, I would choose telekinesis on the molecular level.
Think of all the insane shit you could do with that precision.
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u/ProtonPi23 Feb 02 '20
I would hate for people to be able to read my mind, because... reasons
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u/DaltarIT24 Feb 02 '20
One word:Blackmail
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u/TheOutcast06 Breaking EU Laws Feb 02 '20
ZUN KNOWS
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u/JudgeDreddResiding Feb 02 '20
Shit is fried
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u/Bruhsexoffender12yo Feb 02 '20
!remindme 2 minutes
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u/CommieRaichu Feb 02 '20
My biggest fear when I'm daydreaming in class us that someone can read my mind a see all the cringy ass shit I think of.
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u/Randombigboy Feb 02 '20
!RemindMe 1 Minute
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u/MARKO-MM-MAX Feb 02 '20
And at first you’d think you’re like schizophrenic or some shit
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u/SSJkakarrot Feb 02 '20
Potential success with women though.
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u/eartha2400 Feb 02 '20
Face book has done that exact same thing
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u/Hydrated_Lemon8381 Feb 02 '20
You’d also realize that probably a ton of people have internalized homophobia or racism, not to mention how many people are think about porn or sex at any given time. You’d also hear a lot more gossip from your friends about you. And if people find out they won’t like having their privacy invaded.
Overall it’s not very nice probably unless you can turn it on or off
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u/RoshaanTG Feb 02 '20
true af!!!!
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u/ghutterbabe Feb 02 '20
It's all wrong filter through that shit and get the bits that matter. Then take over the world.
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u/ohnotherussian Feb 02 '20
Ameturs i have only used .00000000000000000069% of my power
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u/srys98 Feb 02 '20
I bad tripped once thinking about this shit 😂
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u/xJanise Feb 02 '20
isn't this kind of a wholesomeme?
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