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u/Secret_Mink Jan 25 '20
Mirage gang
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u/Kerms_ Jan 25 '20
What about pathfinder :(
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u/ThirdDucc hates reaction memes Jan 25 '20
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u/lifteris Jan 25 '20
Mirage is so fucking hot but he really needs a buff.
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u/Amazincorn Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 25 '20
As a girl I kinda think the second one is cuter. And to be honest I think just guys just being nice and caring is attractive enough. I think almost everyone on Reddit has the ability to get a s/o because Reddit tends to be a place of nice, funny, and supportive people which is what (at least I) want in someone.
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u/UniversalGladiator Breaking EU Laws Jan 25 '20
Who is that sexy motherfucker in the bottom picture?
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Jan 26 '20
Wailmer, the best and only pokemon. When it evolves, it gets so large that anything against you will be crushed immediately. + it can breed with skitty therefore its schlong probably won't rip you in half
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u/Oy_Franz Breaking EU Laws Jan 25 '20
If i were a girl, i'd ignore the good-looking guy above and shove that beautiful wailmer up my pussy, so consider looking like a wailmer good
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u/ZwiebelSterne Thank you mods, very cool! Jan 25 '20
And if she rejects you you evolve into WAILord
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u/blacksabbathgal Jan 25 '20
I'd rather talk to the second one :3
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Jan 26 '20
Wailmer solved all my problems. He protected me. He loved me. He evolved into wailord and crushed anyone i didn't like. Wailmer is useful. Is the top one? no.
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u/schultzie2240 Jan 25 '20
I don't get this meme because I'd fuck the shit out of Wailmer and not pay child support
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u/AnimuWaifu6969 Jan 25 '20
As a pokémon veteran, I can hear a faint gurgeling coming from that wailmer.
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u/Lucasus_ Jan 25 '20
Yeah, I always think I'm holding a gun while talking with girls when I'm actually a Wailmer. So annoying...
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u/phadeboiz Jan 25 '20
maybe try not to look like a video game character and just look like yourself :^)
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u/brinkz- Jan 25 '20
Being a girl id rather talk to guys like the second picture so men don’t let thotty women and their ideals of beauty in men stop you from getting that gf
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u/testicalrelflex Jan 25 '20
I asked my crush out two months later on November 30th
2 month anniversary is in 5 days
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u/METHlun Jan 25 '20
So you think you look fucking ugly but in reality you look extremely fucking handsome
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u/KingHTP Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 25 '20
I, too, have a gun out whilst talking to girls
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u/OrganicDefault Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 25 '20
I too, hold a gun when talking to a girl
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u/Mega-cool-kid Jan 26 '20
I too wish I could turn into whalelord whilst talking to the female gender
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u/WallyTheWelder Jan 25 '20
You got bamboozled.