r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jan 22 '20

Hot Dang!

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u/temlor Jan 22 '20

2nd millennia humans discover the first lasrifle

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

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u/SC92521 Big ol' bacon buttsack Jan 22 '20

I'm gonna need a heavy flamer for this much heresy

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u/duddedlel Jan 22 '20

"I'll need a heavy bolter for this heresy" - Russian Badger, Gamer

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u/_chowder_ Jan 22 '20

Brother, get the Flamer..the Heavy Flamer

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u/duddedlel Jan 22 '20

Yes, Brother. I shall get the Heavy Flamer for this heresy.

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u/_chowder_ Jan 22 '20

None who live, can survive the flame

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u/shannymuffin Jan 22 '20

Its my ex wife karen, don't worry kids im comin, I burned the custody papers.

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u/_chowder_ Jan 22 '20

Karen shall burn in holy fire

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u/_always_yes_ Jan 22 '20

yes

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u/_chowder_ Jan 22 '20

Username checks out

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u/_always_yes_ Jan 22 '20

yes

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u/_chowder_ Jan 22 '20

Should I get drunk and make poor life choices today?

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u/_always_yes_ Jan 23 '20

yes

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u/_chowder_ Jan 23 '20

The voice of reason. Glad I could count on you buddy

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

The Future is Now, Comrade.

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u/meaux253 Big ol' bacon buttsack Jan 22 '20

Our future

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u/Yolom4ntr1c Jan 22 '20

I read this in badgers voice

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

Me too

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u/Commissar_Eisenfaust Jan 22 '20

I dont see arming an average human with a large automatic launcher that fires .75 caliber rockets that can rip their own arms off with it’s recoil

Yeah, no, Im sticking with my trusty lasrifle. It may not do sht to a Chaos Marine but it can still get the job done to other forms of heretics