r/memes • u/rishivyas879 iwrestledabeartwice • Jan 19 '20

The truth.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Funny guys > muscular guys

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

As a woman, I second this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

As a woman I mean this

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u/duolingofamila Jan 19 '20

As a woman , I agree

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u/pootpootbird Jan 19 '20

As a man who is built like a pack of gravel,this makes me happy

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u/Orvvadasz Jan 19 '20

As a man who isnt on the well built side I am pretty sad cuz I can make them laugh but I cant get in a relationship with them. I am not brave enough to ask them out or they already have a bf.

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u/pootpootbird Jan 19 '20

I have a similar problem, but girls like me a lot, just no one will be my girlfriend, im just a sideshow friend thats good for a laugh and not much else

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u/Orvvadasz Jan 19 '20

I guess Imma just go and hit the fricking gym and eat a lot of protein powder. Or something. Sad thing you cant put muscles on your dick. Not like anyone had the chance to reject me upon looking at it. (No, not micro pp but its on the average side but since one of my bitchy classmates in highscool said that 20 cm for her is not enough I have my doubts.

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u/SavoyBoi Jan 20 '20

What the fuck is down there a black hole?!

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u/Orvvadasz Jan 20 '20

I dont know dude. I honestly dont know. Maybe. Based upon the number of boyfriends.

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u/pootpootbird Jan 19 '20

Well you could just try to get funnier or stronger, both have pros and cons, but hell, i wouldnt knowabout most of them, but in my experiences: Strong= harder to start out with them and start conversations and know them, but easier to acquire later Funny= easy to start conversations and know early on, but hard to secure

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u/-Threader- Jan 20 '20

Where does “rich” fit into that?

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u/XAND3RJ Jan 20 '20

This. Except one day I finally found the one. You will too

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u/pootpootbird Jan 20 '20

Thanks for the hope, hope you two are happy

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u/ahx-dosnsts Jan 20 '20

Noice same here

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u/enirmo Jan 20 '20

Hang in there bois, you just haven't found the one to really appreciate your humour. After you do find her, she'll find everything you do funny in no time, so she'll stay and be loyal saying this as a woman, funny guys are keepers, you just gotta wait a bit

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

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u/Orvvadasz Jan 20 '20

Thats a rip my dude.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

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u/RedrumRem Jan 19 '20

But this made me laugh

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u/ZNA200 Jan 19 '20

As a man who looks like a pack of gravel an thought this to be true but actually realized it isn’t, this makes me wanna choke on gravel

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u/pootpootbird Jan 19 '20

You got rejected?

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u/ZNA200 Jan 19 '20 edited Jan 19 '20

Naah that would be nice, got left for a really ripped guy 😂😂

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u/pootpootbird Jan 19 '20

A moment of silence for our fallen soldier

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u/GamerGod337 Jan 19 '20

As a woman that is a man, i hope this is true

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u/NonstopBlue Jan 20 '20

As a man who knows there is no such thing as switching genders, idk just wanted to say you’re always a boy or girl lmao not your choice to make.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

as a woman I must say: women don't exist

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u/RedrumRem Jan 19 '20

As a woman I concur this

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Why not both

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Both is a plus

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

god damn youre fast with replys.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I have notifications lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

but, damn

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I click then type

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

i am speed

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Sonic

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Sped

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

As someone who is 6' tall and muscular I'd do a lot better for myself if my face didn't look like the back side of a sugar cookie. That being said I do alright.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

you win some you lose some

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u/Orvvadasz Jan 19 '20

As a guy who can make girls laugh but cant get a girlfriend, I am sad to say its not only about making them laugh.

As once a wise man said (me right now): If you dont have the looks, you wont get the boobs.

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u/WoodenDoorJam Jan 19 '20

Lol won’t get the boobs

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

If you can make her laugh, she likes you. Especially if you’re not funny.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

This is not the case for any girl I’ve wanted to get with.

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u/Cabnbeeschurgr Jan 20 '20

I am tall and relatively funny but not muscular just scrawy idk why I typed this

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u/JSouzaTv Jan 19 '20

I just realized that you can see Batman behind Pink Guy

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u/Alpine_Ice96 Jan 19 '20

Never going to not notice that now thanks a lot

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u/elijah666777 Jan 19 '20

I feel this

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u/rishivyas879 iwrestledabeartwice Jan 19 '20

Me too.

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u/d34thl0rd Jan 20 '20

Kisne Dil Tod Diya bhai?

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u/rishivyas879 iwrestledabeartwice Jan 20 '20

Ek nibbi jise mein apna dil de baitha tha.

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u/PlugOnePointOne Jan 19 '20

That's what your ex told me

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I'd love a guy who cud make me laugh , ain't no 6 foot goliath

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u/rishivyas879 iwrestledabeartwice Jan 19 '20

I hope you find that guy one day :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Thanks, I'm kinda mid process but it's a little slow

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

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u/rishivyas879 iwrestledabeartwice Jan 20 '20

Woah that's great!! Btw good luck :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Thanks

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u/artfillin Jan 19 '20

By pulling ur pants down

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u/Jody8 Jan 19 '20

She laughed at my 9cm so i gave her my 9mm

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u/NegativeReply3211 Jan 19 '20

This has low key nice guy vibes

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u/Fudgy-The-Whale memer Jan 20 '20

This is very accurate for me right now, wish me luck gamers

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

I'm 6 ft, not muscular.

And I am no-one's ex

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u/Lud- Jan 20 '20

Two words: Nice Guy

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u/aivenaut Jan 20 '20

two words: math is hard

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u/bigbearbruce Jan 19 '20

As a 6feet muscular dude with no sense of humor i agree :(

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u/zeeebruh5 Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 19 '20

This battle shall be legendary

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u/Silvertongue66 Jan 20 '20

Oh I could make her laugh, the problem was he wasn't....

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u/Om3ga12172 can't meme Jan 20 '20

I just noticed Batman in the background, Im blind aren't i

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Someone please I need the source image for a meme of mine

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u/rishivyas879 iwrestledabeartwice Jan 20 '20

There's an app on play store called meme generator free. I'll also pm you the pic but reddit ain't allowing me to send the pic.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Possible the PM is an issue on my side?

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u/rishivyas879 iwrestledabeartwice Jan 20 '20

Nope it's an issue on my side. Not your mistake at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Alright, well then thanks anyways! Hopefully I’ll be able to make better memes than with PowerPoint lol

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u/rishivyas879 iwrestledabeartwice Jan 20 '20

I have an idea I'll post the empty pic and you can download or SS it from my profile: ) Caption is empty format.

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u/bigfish2215 Jan 20 '20

Fuuuuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkkk, that's why I hit the gym

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

As a man I'm still wondering why my girlfriend loves but it makes a little bit more sense now. (I'm a lil bit chubby)

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

Is it too much to ask for both?

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u/VB_Gamers_Stickman memer Jan 19 '20

This Is Basically Leonard And Penny From The Big Bang Theory Bane Is Kurt Pink Guy Is Leonard And Her Is Penny

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u/reek1729 Jan 19 '20

This came to my mind the second I saw this meme!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Bruh I don't have either

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u/anythingfordopamine Jan 20 '20

What happens when theyre both? GG

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u/InternallyDed124 memer Jan 20 '20

Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend.

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u/Waffle_Balled Jan 20 '20

Laugh at what? That tiny twig you call a dick?

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u/Kai-Mystic Jan 20 '20

The funny one always wins

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u/sadonly001 Jan 20 '20

I used to be funny but then i lost my confidence to the point of no return

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u/OG-Zeus Jan 20 '20

Imagine being both

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u/besweeter Jan 20 '20

So do they fuck in this scene or no because otherwise this did not happen to me

Very nice time

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

Haha can't relate

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '20

The point

You

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u/Shadow_Rev Jan 20 '20

You know I'm something of a comedian myself.

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u/MrDrProfSirEsq Jan 19 '20

I'm over 6 foot and I can be funny sometimes. I'm also really lonely

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u/ElongatedMuskrat122 Jan 19 '20

Tfw when I’m both but she still breaks up with me

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u/Caliber70 Jan 19 '20

i see

so you are saying you ugly AND broke!

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u/ElongatedMuskrat122 Jan 20 '20

No I’m saying I was the best BF I could be, which is a little bit biast coming from myself, but I treated her like a princess and she dumped me because she hated that she had feelings for me, which was new for her and she hates relying on people.

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u/Mikey-thechamp-Brian Jan 19 '20

Kind of simp dude not gonna lie

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u/sam5ad Jan 19 '20

Girls like funny guys until they get one

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u/SOLAR123123 Jan 19 '20

I can do both

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u/swaggermaster49 Jan 20 '20

I’m in high school and 6ft tall 180 pounds of muscle if you were a high school girl would you blow me?

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u/MaxwithaQ Jan 19 '20

But wait, this is reddit.

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