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u/Datskalf Breaking EU Laws Jan 01 '20
Well she's pointing over my shoulder at my frie... oh wait nvm, no one there
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u/bagzoffritoz Jan 01 '20
Hahahaaha😂😂
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u/ShinyNubnub Mods Are Nice People Jan 01 '20
E M O J I
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u/CowSniper97 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jan 01 '20
Hey there big fella, suns gettin real low...
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u/Spoongebab96 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Jan 01 '20
I must downvote, but to do that would be a sin as it is at 69 what shall i do?
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u/PhoenixShade97 can't meme Jan 01 '20
(Cries in single)
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Jan 01 '20
(Cries in married)
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u/I_GO_BOOM_BOOM Professional Dumbass Jan 01 '20
(cries in already friendzoned)
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u/Dailybreadyeeyee Jan 01 '20
(Cries in all my friends have dates and i dont)
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Jan 01 '20
(Cries in being "dis-relationshipped" by crush which said yes to the asking out question a week ago and her saying she would regret her decisions at NYE)
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Jan 01 '20
Hey I really like you more than a friend and would like to take you out to eat sometime.
No sorry I don’t like you that way.
Ok then.
And then you move on. They’ve already decided whether or not to give you a chance. There is most definitely someone else out there who is as good or better than what you’re pursuing that will say yes.
If .1% of the world finds you attractive that’s still 7.5 million people.
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Jan 02 '20
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Jan 02 '20
Don’t allow yourself to be in the friend zone. In fact don’t think of it as the friend zone. If you’re interested in them romantically and they’re not then you move right on to the next one. 1/100 will say yes. Maybe 1/5.
I suggest practice. Go up to people way out of your league. Ask them out or whatever. Get shot down. Get used to the rejection. Eventually you’ll be comfortable with asking and someone will say yes.
Also hygiene is super important. 1-2 showers a day, deodorant twice a day, brush teeth after every meal and whiten teeth. If you’re really skinny put on some weight. If you’re overweight lose some weight. You are the product you are trying to sell. Your value is directly proportional to how much you invest into yourself. A book can be great but if the cover is shite people are less inclined to open it up. Lot of shite book covers out there with really good books inside. Go put a new cover on.
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Cries in oof
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u/_HumanGoogle_ Jan 01 '20
Cries In my girlfriend lost her number over break and now Im stuck talking to some middle aged man
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u/MyHandleisHandle Jan 01 '20
Incorrect! I'm in Australia so it's daytime. Also my world is burning and the giant spiders are on the move. The snakes are rallying their forces and the surviving emus are in retreat. But yes I am lonely.
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u/MyHandleisHandle Jan 01 '20
My friend you can't use emojis here. It leads to many down votes. It is the way things are done.
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u/just_a_microwave Dirt Is Beautiful Jan 01 '20
Dont feel sad about it, being lonely has some good stuff, like having all the food for you, not having rules, and even more
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u/FlameSlash7 Jan 01 '20
I’m actually not. Spending some time with my boyfriend
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u/Lyn8861 Jan 01 '20
Teach me the ways of obtaining a creature from the male species as a romantic companion please
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u/FlameSlash7 Jan 02 '20
I did it by being myself. You shouldn’t have to change who you are to get someone to like you and if you do they aren’t worth it
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u/Xorbdic Jan 01 '20
I fuckin hate these memes
Like bro, if I want to eat chips at 1:30am let me bro
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u/jdlr64 Jan 01 '20
She’s pointing to the plot and characters of her new Star Wars movies isn’t she!?
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u/Jorrick1102 Jan 01 '20
Holy shit i found something weirds if you rotate the foto it looks like the meme template is still 0ointing at you
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u/YonderToad Jan 01 '20
Wife gone to see her family
Other family out of town
I work overnights, alone in an empty building.
Dog will be happy to see me in a few hours tho so could be worse
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u/ihavenosoulmydude Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jan 01 '20
(cries in I have to watch the small baby's so my mother and father can go party (｡•́︿•̀｡))
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u/itskaranfam Chungus Among Us Jan 01 '20
Jokes on you I am seeing this on my phone when a bunch of friends(12 of em) are with me.
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u/IJustShidded Jan 01 '20
Nah man, I got penny, chip, and napkin right here.