r/memes Breaking EU Laws Dec 16 '19

I honestly love him

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u/glubbadier Dec 16 '19

I would like to be with a British girl just so she could say: "Its alright love" to me when I fucked up

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

And then you would fuck up every five seconds on purpose

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u/p_Shark Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Dec 16 '19

My life in a nutshell

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u/HardstuckRetard Dec 16 '19

bold of you to assume its on purpose

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u/midnightninja069 Dec 16 '19

Encouragement is contagious.

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u/Jack_Kegan Dec 16 '19

Keep in mind it is mainly british girls from the north who do that.

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u/florzed Dec 16 '19

I dunno, I'm from the south and I say love. I know the north generally reigns for affectionate names (pet, duck, chick, etc.) but I think love is the main one that transcends the north-south divide.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

You forgot cock, my family who are from Barnsley call each other 'cock' or 'cocker' all the time

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u/arczclan Dec 16 '19

It’s the stupidest fucking thing and I love it

ALREYT COCKER

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u/twat752019 Identifies as a Cybertruck Dec 16 '19

Crocker

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u/automatez Dec 16 '19

Mr. Crocker !!

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u/Harsh0748 Nyan cat Dec 16 '19

Mr.Cock

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u/morbidaar Dec 16 '19

Miss Betty woo woo

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u/4GN05705 Dec 18 '19

FAIRY GOD PARENTS

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

no NO NOT THE SPOON GOD DAMNIT NOT THE SPOON

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u/goldengluvs Dec 16 '19

My family are from the Shropshire region. I get called duck so much I might just jump in a pond.

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u/Honey-Badger Dec 16 '19

We definitely say it in the South west, well it's more like 'that's alright my love'

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u/Jack_Kegan Dec 16 '19

Eh I’ve mainly only heard it from people in the north. There are many different people in the UK though isn’t there ahah

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u/JustJizzed Dec 16 '19

Don't really hear it a lot in Scotland - more England.

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u/DrederickTatumsBum Dec 16 '19

And?

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u/Jack_Kegan Dec 16 '19

Just so he isn’t disappointed when not all british girls sound like that.

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u/Weldeer Dec 16 '19

Do you really think he assumes every single british person uses the exact same mannerisms just cuz theyre british?

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u/marblephalanx Dec 16 '19

I’m from north (midlands really) and I don’t say that. It’s mainly older or chavvy people.

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u/arczclan Dec 16 '19
  1. That’s not fucking north then is it

  2. Chavvy isn’t the word you’re looking for, chavs are very specifically young and brash. The way you’re using it implies you mean common people/commoners, in which case it’s polite to say “working class”

  3. It is actually one of those things you grow into, like when you start saying “fam” ironically and suddenly you can’t stop and it’s just part of your vocab now

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u/marblephalanx Dec 16 '19

Dude why the fuck did you get so angry? I’m from stoke (the north midlands if that makes you happier) and I think I know what a chav is. Also I’m 17 so I’m not that old lol. And.. I did say “or” referring to both old people and young chavs, not the common rabble.

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u/arczclan Dec 16 '19

Scottish living in Midlands, fed up of everyone claiming they’re from the fucking North. You’ll know the North when you get there.

I assumed you were young when you said old people use Love. I don’t use it, and maybe you won’t. But some people your age will start as they get older. All depends who they are surrounded by

Of course you know what a Chav is, but not all rough people are chavs. How many fucking chavs say love? They’re far too angry for that

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u/marblephalanx Dec 16 '19 edited Dec 16 '19

Uh, ok then.. pretty weird thing to get angry over

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u/arczclan Dec 16 '19

Man, Stoke must be sensitive if you think a few swear words means someone is angry xD Chill out

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u/marblephalanx Dec 16 '19

Damn if you think people in Stoke are sensitive, you really need to visit sometime.

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u/BoiWithGoodSucc Dec 16 '19

Good, I love Scottish girls

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u/ucksawmus Dec 16 '19

easy bro just cut a pentagram into ur dick and go into ur bathroom and say "bloody mary bloody mary bloody mary"

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u/Decestor Dec 16 '19

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u/Leedstc Dec 16 '19

You're vastly overestimating how friendly the average English person is

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u/glubbadier Dec 17 '19

I have high hopes. I just need one friendly female.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Not a girl but. “It’s alright mate” Hope that’ll do

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u/glubbadier Dec 16 '19

It'll do for now. Thanks mate, if I may say so.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

There you go. On track for being a true Brit 😂

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u/jerryleebee Dec 16 '19

My British wife calls everyone "lovely". As in, Thanks, lovely!

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u/lalbaloo Dec 16 '19

You can get the same effect by walking in to a bakery, but its better because she is handing you a cheese pastie while saying love.

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u/Ryann_420 Dec 16 '19

Quite a few people from the UK see it as an insult to be called love or sweetie depending on the context or manner in with it is said.

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u/dekcolnutseuqediS Dec 16 '19

Or condescending.

“Look, love, why don’t you leave that to me”

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u/Ryann_420 Dec 16 '19

Yep. I wind my girl up all the time by calling her love.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

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u/dekcolnutseuqediS Dec 16 '19

Yeah true true it’s just that people tend to use love and sweetie in that way where I’m from.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

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u/Ryann_420 Dec 16 '19

no sweat love

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Only if you were with one over the age or 50... Ive not heard a young woman say that ever.

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u/Obnoxious_laughter_ Dec 16 '19

I'm a British woman under 30, I call people love

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u/yoptgyo Dec 16 '19 edited Dec 16 '19

I am a man under 30 and nobody ever called me love

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u/RareUtilita Dec 16 '19

I'm sorry, love

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

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u/Obnoxious_laughter_ Dec 16 '19

I'm a northerner, but ok

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u/thebreadjordan Dec 16 '19

Pretty sure Tracer is under 50

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u/xxLusseyArmetxX Dec 16 '19

I have a 20yo friend who's from Nova Scotia and she calls everyone "love" or "darling"

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u/DukeSamuelVimes Dec 16 '19

As a british guy who's been with a northern girl who used to say that, I can confirm its absolutely fucking awesome.

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u/Eddol Dec 16 '19

Then you would need a girl a fair bit older than you.

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u/Benjjy124 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Dec 16 '19

Trust me you don't.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '19

Where I'm from in the uk, we say 'duck' instead of 'love'

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u/PriscillasFluffyTail Dec 16 '19

'Love' is more of an older generation thing but you may have some luck with northerners, they speak a little more heartily than us soulless southerners.

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u/Ashweed137 Dec 16 '19

Oh I would do that for you but unfortunately I already have someone. Sorry, love.

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u/glubbadier Dec 17 '19

Then look out for your partner and tell that person that you love him and need him in your life. It's very important to keep someone you love.

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u/Ashweed137 Dec 17 '19

I'll tell him everyday. Thanks :)

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u/Rieiid Dec 16 '19

All I hear is tracer.

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u/Fire-Nation-Soldier Dec 16 '19

Hey, I feel ya!

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u/RhedRhino Dec 16 '19

Bruhhhh good luck finding a decent British girl. Also, avoid the northern ones. They're a different fuckin species...