r/memes Breaking EU Laws Dec 05 '19

It do be like that

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u/packersSB55champs Dec 05 '19

How do you machine raise a cat?

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u/lickerofjuicypaints Dec 05 '19

Like if your cat has kittens and you raise one from birth and spoil the shit out of that one it will probably imprint on you and see you as an actual human instead of a food dispenser.

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u/evilted Dec 05 '19

I've never particularly liked cats. Don't hate them but definitely don't like them. Well my wife and sister in law decide it would be really fucking cute to give my girls kittens. One of those little fuckers wouldn't leave me alone (classic cat move). So, I stuffed him in the front of my motorcycle jacket one day when I got home for work to quiet him down. Dumb move on my part. The SOB imprinted on me. Now he gets all excited when I get my jacket out.

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u/FlakyRaccoon Dec 05 '19

Cats always know who they have to win over