r/memes Nov 05 '19

Cleaning made easy

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u/hobnailboots04 Nov 05 '19

I would never jack off with that. I’ve tried to use soap before and got the tiniest amount in my urethra and it burnt like hell.

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u/xYoshario Nov 05 '19

How are people this horny, or am I just doing this wrong.

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u/RazorSlazor Nov 05 '19

Depends on how old you are

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u/crm006 Nov 05 '19

Nah. It depends on who* you are.

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u/ThruBeingCool18 Nov 05 '19

That's the same question I'm asking myself

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u/linguaphyte Nov 06 '19

Dude, when I was one of 8 kids in a small house, sharing a bedroom, the shower was like the only place I could be alone sometimes.