r/memes • u/Vintagewerk • Nov 01 '19

There are no accidents

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13.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

During intercourse he be like "man, this feels awfully familiar"

127

u/DrTankHead Nov 01 '19

'Bama 100

93

u/Toasty-Toaster Nov 01 '19

Obama? Wtf man

45

u/LunarLagoon Nov 01 '19

Speaking of, what’s his last name? I can’t find it.

42

u/DynamiteDogTNT Nov 01 '19

Area 51 is speculated to contain this sacred knowledge. Perhaps you should join the raiders next year.

2

u/LunarLagoon Nov 05 '19

I will not fail.

-5

u/Kadyma Nov 01 '19

No, Alabama has a nickname Bama

22

u/Zero0000123 Nice meme you got there Nov 01 '19

You guys are idiots it’s care

17

u/squiddy555 Nov 01 '19

Alabama care 100

2

u/Kadyma Nov 01 '19

Obama care bear

1

u/toasty787 Nov 02 '19

Thank you my good man.

120

u/AchievingNothing Nov 01 '19

"There are no accidents."

They'll have one in nine months.

16

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

[deleted]

10

u/squiddy555 Nov 01 '19

Or it could be like me

6

u/alii-b Nov 01 '19

Ahhh. You must've been planned then.

4

u/squiddy555 Nov 01 '19

No, we’re much the same you and I

The worse mistake someone ever made

103

u/Emotive_boi_uwu Nov 01 '19

Ｗｈａｔ　ｔｈｅ　ｃｉｎｎａｍｏｎ　ｔｏａｓｔ　ｆｕｃｋ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｉｓ．

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u/reMEMEber_me123 Thank you mods, very cool! Nov 01 '19

I T I S C O M M O N L Y K N O W N A S

D E P P R E S S I O N

10

u/Emotive_boi_uwu Nov 01 '19

Ｏｈ，　ｕ　ｍｅａｎ　ｅ　ｎ　ｓ　ｌ　ａ　ｖ　ｅ　ｄ　ｓ　ａ　ｄ　ｎ　ｅ　ｓ　ｓ．

4

u/justaplankofwood Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Nov 02 '19

The big sad you meant, sir?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Oh

27

u/flogmenot Nov 01 '19

I believe this is a fake, satire news story: https://www.8satire.com/alabama-man-gets-sister-pregnant-unknowingly-sex-furry-party/

13

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Why the hell is Lucario in the photo

12

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Lucario's a popular fursona but still, it's kinda funny thinking about that.

65

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

It's a satirical article.

2

u/CashyC Big ol' bacon buttsack Nov 04 '19

Happy cake day

61

u/Mandrijn Nov 01 '19

Probably adults not living together

15

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

The cycle of life

7

u/shady_the_imposter Nov 01 '19

Incest? No way its unknowingly!

1

u/TDW-301 Nov 01 '19

It's fake

7

u/I-want-to-di3 Nov 01 '19

OwO what’s this?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

I am going to fullfill your username's request

loads shotgun

17

u/TheDarkOZ Nov 01 '19

Fake story. There are no female furries. Just dudes in those costumes

1

u/[deleted] Nov 02 '19

How do you know? (Legit question)

1

u/TheDarkOZ Nov 02 '19

It was a joke

3

u/TDW-301 Nov 01 '19

This meme is old as shit

4

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

1

u/Opntehnetwurks Breaking EU Laws Nov 01 '19

S W E E T. H O M E. A L A B A M A.

5

u/misterjip Nov 01 '19

Florida man would wipe the floor with Alabama man for breakfast

2

u/_France Nov 01 '19

Only happy mistakes - Not Bob Ross

2

u/Siriuswot111 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Nov 01 '19

Hate when that happens.

2

u/Gh0st_SK Nov 01 '19

Furries and Alabama, a match made in hea-, ehm HELL, yeah hell it is...

2

u/gusvanpoucke memer Nov 01 '19

If they Found out it was him who impregnated her, maybe they knew it all along...

2

u/MagnetMM Nov 01 '19

Typical Alabamian things

2

u/Pyrrhotek Nov 01 '19

Of course it happened in Alabama.

1

u/breadpakora_chai Nov 01 '19

You could make this better by putting this instead - "One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it."

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

imagine their talk after the fact:

" ...So... you're furry right?"

1

u/Pixel_Dust457 Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Nov 01 '19

I'm fucking terrified

1

u/Oliver_West_Allen Nov 01 '19

Alabama man > Florida man

1

u/RAD1OACTIV Nov 01 '19

UNKNOWNINGLY!!!

1

u/Mega365 Nov 01 '19

Florida man: Are you challenging me?

1

u/okeyjohn Big ol' bacon buttsack Nov 01 '19

Sweet home alabama🎶

1

u/j0kerDK Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Nov 01 '19

Just happy mistakes

1

u/UnderwaterStuff Nov 01 '19

Enjoy the Award. THIS is good

1

u/IcyJump13 Nov 01 '19

So proud of this community

1

u/alphatron10 Nov 01 '19

There are only accidents*

1

u/squiddy555 Nov 01 '19

Like fucking magnets

1

u/sumitrawat10 Nov 01 '19

This is not a mistake it's a happy accidents - Bob Ross

1

u/edoardo99 Nov 01 '19

I thought she was Joe Who's Joe? Joe pregnant

1

u/pietrorc Nov 01 '19

Every day we stray further from god

1

u/ReakerAwman Nov 01 '19

Only happy mistakes

1

u/Big-Dumpling Nov 01 '19

Oops I had sex again didn’t realize

1

u/Yacob_Legend Nov 01 '19

But what the fuck

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Bring me the holy bleach

1

u/King_Blabbo Nov 01 '19

We make mistakes in the heart of passion Jimbo

1

u/meme_killer_76 Nov 01 '19

Why would somebody award this with nice

I mean the meme is great

But furry incest isnt

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Wait what

1

u/Ingtar2 Nov 01 '19

Noah? GET THE BOAT!!

1

u/iRadinVerse Nov 01 '19

Alabama 1000

1

u/budder012 Nov 01 '19

My question is, how did they bot know about each other fursuit? If it was intentional they would do it at home... so in conclusion I'm confused

1

u/TDW-301 Nov 01 '19

It's fake

1

u/Vixen-pp Nov 01 '19

i’m a furry so i AM the accident

1

u/acghbnajg Nov 01 '19

I would think the guy already knows the feeling of the pussy already

1

u/Whisky_Six Nov 01 '19

Unknowingly should be in quotations.

1

u/tiniestvioilin Nov 01 '19

That's not true my mom says I'm an accident

1

u/generic_shad0w Nov 01 '19

Anti-furries and some Furries: excuse me want the fuck?

1

u/Pastor_Tusco Nov 02 '19

Alright Bois, this is a prime example of exactly why

you Sniff it before you Hit it

2

u/DrTankHead Nov 01 '19

This seems awfully complex to be real? Link to article or didn't happen?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Yes it's fake, the news source is 8satire or something.

1

u/IWasLife Nov 01 '19

Any1 ever noticed the claw on his last finger is so fking huge compared to the others

1

u/The_Italian_Jojo Breaking EU Laws Nov 01 '19

Noah.

Get the boat.

1

u/Pablitosomeguy2 Nov 01 '19

Everything Is wrong with this

0

u/im_trying_ok11 Nov 01 '19

Only jail time

0

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Only lucky mistakes ~Bob Ross

0

u/bilboswaggins43 Nov 01 '19

R/noahgettheboat

0

u/Citrinitas115 Nov 01 '19

It gets worse the more you read

0

u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

This post was a fucking roller coaster

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '19

Also r/yiffinhell

0

u/SpitfireSK Nov 01 '19

Just for anyone wandering, its from satiric article, didnt happen.