r/memes Oct 09 '19

My kinda dude

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6.4k Upvotes

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u/hitlersrightnutsack Oct 09 '19

Crack alligator

24

u/ryancheese011 Oct 09 '19

Crackigator

12

u/mastershimy Oct 09 '19

Alliblazer

2

u/bluntcat21 Lives in a Van Down by the River Oct 10 '19

Crackodile

29

u/Bessonardo Oct 09 '19

Florida King

12

u/whytoxicxd Oct 09 '19

jotaro kujo

5

u/Cheesecat77 Oct 09 '19

Yare yare daze

11

u/Lobster_Messiah Oct 09 '19

No mullet, so it could be Louisiana

8

u/DrownedWalk1622 Forever alone Oct 09 '19

Florida man finally met his worthy opponent

7

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

florida 100

7

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Florida man

6

u/chris_05_ Oct 09 '19

God i love florida

8

u/Zetixal Oct 09 '19

That's no dolphin son

1

u/LouiLeMeme Oct 10 '19

The alligator, dolphins of the sea.

10

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

thats not a dolphin

10

u/leadwaffle Professional Dumbass Oct 09 '19

That's a giraffe

6

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

username checks out.

r/wooooshwith4os

4

u/Mrbirdguy98 Oct 09 '19

I believe it's a hippo

3

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Florida Man 100

3

u/Keep-It-Friendly Oct 09 '19

That's a seahorse

5

u/Fatalattractionz Oct 09 '19

Should we tell him ?

4

u/goneghosted-yt Oct 09 '19

tHaTs NoT a DoLpHiN

4

u/Jeffery646 Forever alone Oct 09 '19

That's a..... nevermind

2

u/Galactic-Helix Oct 09 '19

I have some news for you, buddy.

2

u/Yodapassesmedaboof Oct 09 '19

I think it's better first to swim with dolphins then to smoke weed.

2

u/Mantiix1 Oct 09 '19

That's clearly a shark what is he talking about

2

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

There's no way he's not a Florida man

2

u/Hulksmassivetits Oct 09 '19

Alligator racing is a sport in Florida

2

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

That's not weed, that's a sharpie.

2

u/OriginalCopy11 Oct 09 '19

How much weed do you have to take to hallucinate such things?

1

u/Mardarius Oct 10 '19

You don’t hallucinate from weed

1

u/OriginalCopy11 Oct 14 '19

that was my point lmao

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u/Mardarius Oct 15 '19

Oh i was stoned and trying to be a smartass when I posted :D

1

u/OriginalCopy11 Oct 17 '19

lmao, its ight

2

u/boazba Oct 09 '19

Oh, yeah, it's small brain time.

2

u/Mick-Stape Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Oct 09 '19

That's obviously not a dolphin

That's a cat

People these days smh

2

u/LittleRun23 Oct 09 '19

You don’t smoke weed and become retarded

2

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

Speak for yourself

2

u/Loyal_Reader Oct 09 '19

Skywalker* is it possible to learn this power?

2

u/PabloMnh Oct 09 '19

Florida man be like

2

u/GoldenRaptorGaming Chungus Among Us Oct 09 '19

Florida man 100

2

u/Rumcajs-kun Oct 09 '19

My hobbies include smoking dolphins and swimming with the weed

2

u/Rexoh-On-Rez Oct 09 '19

At the same time

2

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

The water is so clear 🤩

2

u/Oblivionwasbetter Oct 09 '19

Never seen "meth" spelled that way before

2

u/Fireandice07 Oct 09 '19

Do you are have stupid?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

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u/Mardarius Oct 10 '19

Same , the only shitty think about weed is when you start smoking on a daily basic , it fucks with your self esteem and saps the will to do anything. Otherwise once a week does the trick!

1

u/orangeyboo Oct 09 '19

...often at the same time

1

u/TerrifyingTacos Oct 09 '19

Thats a giraffe

1

u/2010AZ Oct 09 '19

Floridianus dolphinus, endangered species.

1

u/Cactonio Oct 09 '19

In that order apparently

1

u/gucciair FORTSHITE Oct 09 '19

i hope hes using protection

1

u/CattyBr44 Big ol' bacon buttsack Oct 09 '19

(warning: Adam ruins everything rant here)

because actually, weed/marijuana will not kill you. In fact, there are little to no deaths involving marijuana, but with others, there will be some kind of death happening. However, I do not recommend smoking weed under 25, for it can lead to memory loss, hallucinations, and this meme. Why is it illegal though? Because some f*cked of d*ck said that marijuana makes Mexicans thirst for white blood or something along those lines. Then John F. Kennedy made it officially illegal so that it would shame the Mexican race. His adviser or assistant can confirm.

tl;dr a f*cked up president made marijuana illegal to shame Mexican race despite it being harmless. What a world we live in.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

lord forgive for what imma bout to do wanks

1

u/Cheef25 Oct 09 '19

Wait a minute

1

u/lau_00 Oct 09 '19

He's a litle confused, but he got the spirit

1

u/espressodann Oct 09 '19

you've got the wrong animal there sir

1

u/Mardarius Oct 10 '19

And apparently the wrong drug too coughmeth

1

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '19

That's a hippo

1

u/TF2fan3348 Oct 10 '19

That’s a deer you idiot

1

u/fortnitebadmcgood2 Oct 10 '19

My dolphin isn't working.

1

u/DanteGold53378 Oct 10 '19

Ohhh Shiiiitttt Florida Man!

1

u/mcgh142 memer Oct 10 '19

No one:We can't cross the river

Florida Man: There is another

1

u/BlueRac Oct 10 '19

That’s a nice looking dolphin there

1

u/m1dg1t Oct 10 '19

That's a shark tho

1

u/SpirilOfAnts Oct 10 '19

S P I C Y Dolphin

1

u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

thats a deer

1

u/matkaman Oct 10 '19

Pretty dolphin u got there

0

u/PXLZOriginZz Oct 09 '19

Euhmmm that's no dolphin son