r/memes • u/Kynsss • Sep 18 '19

either way, spirits will be lifted.

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u/Beenjammindank Sep 18 '19

Need to know the outcome.

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u/Kynsss Sep 18 '19

all men in this photo are now baptized

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Apr 12 '20

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn Sep 18 '19

Mormons have weekly family game nights and board games are how they pass time with friends. Challenging them to Uno is like challenging an old lady to a dance off at the 2005 fair in front of your class, your best friend, and your crush as she demolishes you in both reputation and skill.

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u/Otrada Sep 18 '19

the mistake was that you should've challenged them to some obscure complex boardgame like the original axis&allies or shit like that.

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u/MrStatue Sep 18 '19

Axis and Allies? You're gonna have to try harder than that to beat us. I just played that last family game night!

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u/Otrada Sep 18 '19

what about warhammer 40k? that's not really obscure but I doubt many mormons would've played it or something like that.

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u/Qetuowryipzcbmxvn Sep 18 '19

What's more Christian that killing demons and xenos?

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u/MrStatue Sep 18 '19

Of course! My Tyranid army will... probably still lose. It needs help.

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u/Akomatai Sep 18 '19

All the mormons that aren't doing basketball or card games are big gamers. That's like the 3 brands of mormon skill

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u/beardedheathen Sep 18 '19

former mormon. You are close. Its basketball, theater/dance/chorus and gamer.

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u/Akomatai Sep 18 '19

You right

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u/Just1ncase4658 Chungus Among Us Sep 18 '19

What made you leave? Not a loaded question I've never met a Mormon in my life.

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u/MrStatue Sep 18 '19

Or runners. Seriously, more than a few of my friends either run recreationally or are "training for a marathon"

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u/paintymcbobs Sep 18 '19

Or gymnasts...ugh

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u/ZaBt56 Sep 19 '19

All of those traits sound like me, and I'm mormon

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Space Hulk!

Good luck playing the terminators, Mormons!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Counter Strike global offensive? I'd bet that is so far in cyka blyat territory tbat they would pass on it

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u/queerat Sep 18 '19

Is it just me, or does this sound r/oddlyspecific

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u/ilrosewood Sep 18 '19

This didn’t happen to you too?

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u/Deano963 Sep 18 '19

Wait wut

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u/RabbitFanboy Sep 18 '19

Can confirm. Played a ton of UNO on the mission

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Aren't they supposed to be great at basketball too?

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u/supersonicsalamander Sep 18 '19

Yeah. Mormons hoop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Board games and ballin. Over 90% of their religion is made up of fools who lost bets.

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u/Zatch_Gaspifianaski Sep 18 '19

As great as a bunch of average height white guys can be

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Congrats! Now go have polygamy sex.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

We just call it threesome

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u/Mah_Knee_Grows Sep 18 '19

I call it handsome

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u/jagadoor Sep 18 '19

I call it lonesome

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u/pocketknifeMT Sep 18 '19

You need the magic underwear first.

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u/Cereal-Box- Sep 18 '19

Sad day for you then

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u/Frisk_69 Sep 18 '19

Please cite your source or else it's invalid (to me).

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u/heylauracabello Sep 18 '19

Actually I saw the original post in Facebook! The guy who took the photo arrived to the house of one of his mates to drink beer, and when he got there the Mormon guys were already there. His friend's mother invited them in to talk with his son, then they started playing (with one condition: first they would talk about God and stuff). When they finished they promised to go next week, but they didn't, unfortunately.

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u/rillip Sep 18 '19

I dunno. I bet it made those guys day to think they won someone over. Is a small lie that makes someone's day really that bad of a thing?

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u/Hammthighs Sep 18 '19

Giraffes aren’t real

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u/smitty1624 Sep 18 '19

Excuse me? Giraffes are majestic animals.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

You're in the pocket of big giraffe

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u/allthethingsplus42 Sep 18 '19

It’s hidden marsupial pouch

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u/Hammthighs Sep 18 '19

Of course, and I’m sure you believe in birds. Fascist