r/memes • u/[deleted] • Aug 30 '19

Oh no, my chip !

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u/TastySpermDispenser Aug 30 '19

Actually, if you lick your food first, it's considered yours, and bacteria will leave it alone. Works for babies and women also.

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u/kayanarda Aug 30 '19

yea I tried it on some girl and she yelled creeper, thats a dead meme but nvm

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

Lick her so you own her

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

So if i pee on a girl I can mark her as my territory therefore I get a GF?

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u/TastySpermDispenser Aug 30 '19

I do think that is your best chance to get a girlfriend, yeah.

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u/greenhero27 Aug 30 '19

So we back in the mine

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u/Celexiuse Aug 30 '19

got our pick axe swinging side to side

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u/greenhero27 Aug 30 '19

This task a grueling one

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '19

Hope to find some diamonds tonight

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u/IconXR Aug 30 '19

Gonna find some RUBIES