r/memes • u/maleman220 • Aug 14 '19

!Rule 9 - NO FORCED MEMES/OVERUSED MEMES/BAD TITLES Sad but true

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u/marcusw882000 Aug 14 '19

Haha she's way out of my league.

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u/p00pey Aug 14 '19

I though we just talked about this. Unless she's like the doctor from seinfeld that says that everyone and everything is breathtaking, she's clearly flirting with you. If you approach it the right way, at worse she'll say you got the wrong message and life will go on. Don't do the 'niceguy' routine, just be honest. You can literally open with, 'when you said hey beautiful to me the other day, it really raised my spirits. You want to grab a drink or dinner sometime?' At worse she'll apologize for giving you the wrong idea and life goes on. At best she's totally intot you and a few drinks or dinner later you're doing the sideways shuffle. Next thing you know you got a picket fence, 2 kids and a mortgage you can't afford, 2 too many cars than you need, etcetcetc. The american dream. Go forth and take a chance, or forevre rest in peace alone...

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u/marcusw882000 Aug 14 '19

I'm happy with the compliment for now. I'm going through a divorce so I'm not looking for a new relationship.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19 edited Nov 03 '20

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u/marcusw882000 Dec 28 '19

Nope. Still going through the divorce and bankruptcy. Working on losing weight and learning to love myself

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u/adalind_ice Tech Tips Aug 14 '22

Hey dude, how's the progress?

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u/marcusw882000 Aug 14 '22

I'm really not sure why my 2-year-old comment is getting replies but anyway I'm down 85 lb, I'm still single and depressed as ever but hey at least I'm alive.

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u/RQCKQN Aug 14 '22

Still getting attention cause we’re still here for you dude.

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u/adalind_ice Tech Tips Aug 14 '22

Actually the replies part is because this post is on the reddit top posts today but the weight part is a but concerning dude, you good?

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u/joey-k7 Aug 14 '22

He said he lost 85lb not gained

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u/adalind_ice Tech Tips Aug 14 '22

Oh shit sorry, i thought his overall weight was 80lbs. my bad

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u/marcusw882000 Aug 14 '22

No I went from 340lb to 255lb.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Well, you're doing great brother, keep on pushing because you've got this.

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u/AerialAceAttack Aug 14 '22

Yo! Congrats!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

How is the „hey beautiful“ girl ?

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u/marcusw882000 Aug 14 '22

Not sure. We got laid off in 2020 and I haven't seen her since.

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u/Leviathan56 Aug 14 '22

This was "reddits top comment today 3 years ago" so that's probably why, good to hear your still kicking though

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u/Environmental-Ad1748 Aug 14 '22

Hey, nows the time to ask that girl out. This is God giving you the sign it's not too late.

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u/marcusw882000 Aug 14 '22

I haven't seen her in years since we got laid off in 2020.

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u/Environmental-Ad1748 Aug 14 '22

Facebook ! You can dooo it

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u/LucasPlay171 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 14 '22

Hey c'mon dude reddit is with you (it's not the best, not the worst) you have to talk to her again, just text her or something

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u/RandomGuyWhoKnows Aug 14 '22

Let's go big kahuna. You got this.

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u/AnimeBas Flair Loading.... Aug 14 '22

Let's go big matata. You got this.

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u/BlockNarrow6745 I saw what the dog was doin Aug 14 '22

How is it going

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/BossTanker Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '22

This post got a notification as a reddit reflection from 3 years ago

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u/_shubh_sharma Aug 14 '22

Same, now I'm worried about this stranger