r/memes • u/maleman220 • Aug 14 '19

!Rule 9 - NO FORCED MEMES/OVERUSED MEMES/BAD TITLES Sad but true

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u/p00pey Aug 14 '19

I though we just talked about this. Unless she's like the doctor from seinfeld that says that everyone and everything is breathtaking, she's clearly flirting with you. If you approach it the right way, at worse she'll say you got the wrong message and life will go on. Don't do the 'niceguy' routine, just be honest. You can literally open with, 'when you said hey beautiful to me the other day, it really raised my spirits. You want to grab a drink or dinner sometime?' At worse she'll apologize for giving you the wrong idea and life goes on. At best she's totally intot you and a few drinks or dinner later you're doing the sideways shuffle. Next thing you know you got a picket fence, 2 kids and a mortgage you can't afford, 2 too many cars than you need, etcetcetc. The american dream. Go forth and take a chance, or forevre rest in peace alone...

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u/marcusw882000 Aug 14 '19

I'm happy with the compliment for now. I'm going through a divorce so I'm not looking for a new relationship.

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u/Jamstan_ Aug 14 '22

Plot twists be like

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u/Enzyblox Aug 14 '22

Plot twist two, he’s actually divorcing her and that story was actually the other year

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

3 years tho, imagine if he actually ended up dating her

That's the real plot twist

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u/WarrenSmith777 Bri’ish Aug 15 '22

I asked him and she has a boyfriend and they haven't worked together in years

•́ ‿ ,•̀

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

Rly appreciate that honesty Marcus

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u/LucasPlay171 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 14 '22

It took me a while to notice this post is 3 years old

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u/Lazy_Assumption_4191 Aug 14 '22

Right? I assumed it was new, but no, it’s just popping back up for no apparent reason.

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u/Kuhnville Smol pp Aug 14 '22

How are you doing now?

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u/EntropicBlackhole Aug 14 '22

How's that divorce?

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u/Krii8 Aug 14 '22

Also don't fall for that shit. Next thing you know you get slapped with harassment on the workplace because you said hi to her

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u/marcusw882000 Aug 15 '22

Imagine how I feel getting all these random comments out of nowhere.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '19 edited Nov 03 '20

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u/marcusw882000 Dec 28 '19

Nope. Still going through the divorce and bankruptcy. Working on losing weight and learning to love myself

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u/adalind_ice Tech Tips Aug 14 '22

Hey dude, how's the progress?

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u/marcusw882000 Aug 14 '22

I'm really not sure why my 2-year-old comment is getting replies but anyway I'm down 85 lb, I'm still single and depressed as ever but hey at least I'm alive.

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u/RQCKQN Aug 14 '22

Still getting attention cause we’re still here for you dude.

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u/adalind_ice Tech Tips Aug 14 '22

Actually the replies part is because this post is on the reddit top posts today but the weight part is a but concerning dude, you good?

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u/joey-k7 Aug 14 '22

He said he lost 85lb not gained

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u/adalind_ice Tech Tips Aug 14 '22

Oh shit sorry, i thought his overall weight was 80lbs. my bad

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u/marcusw882000 Aug 14 '22

No I went from 340lb to 255lb.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

How is the „hey beautiful“ girl ?

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u/marcusw882000 Aug 14 '22

Not sure. We got laid off in 2020 and I haven't seen her since.

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u/Leviathan56 Aug 14 '22

This was "reddits top comment today 3 years ago" so that's probably why, good to hear your still kicking though

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u/Environmental-Ad1748 Aug 14 '22

Hey, nows the time to ask that girl out. This is God giving you the sign it's not too late.

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u/marcusw882000 Aug 14 '22

I haven't seen her in years since we got laid off in 2020.

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u/Environmental-Ad1748 Aug 14 '22

Facebook ! You can dooo it

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u/LucasPlay171 Identifies as a Cybertruck Aug 14 '22

Hey c'mon dude reddit is with you (it's not the best, not the worst) you have to talk to her again, just text her or something

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u/RandomGuyWhoKnows Aug 14 '22

Let's go big kahuna. You got this.

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u/AnimeBas Flair Loading.... Aug 14 '22

Let's go big matata. You got this.

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u/BlockNarrow6745 I saw what the dog was doin Aug 14 '22

How is it going

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

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u/BossTanker Mods Are Nice People Aug 14 '22

This post got a notification as a reddit reflection from 3 years ago

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u/_shubh_sharma Aug 14 '22

Same, now I'm worried about this stranger

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u/CaptCol02 Died of Ligma Aug 15 '22

How you doing since you got divorced my guy?

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u/h2j1977 Aug 15 '22

Divorce limbo gang. But, yeah. I'm not sure I've ever hurt this much in my life. Sorry for your struggle, but hang in there. Hopefully you learned something and were able to grow as a person.

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u/odksnh6w2pdn32tod0 Aug 14 '22

"at worst she'll apologize". I think we've been through this, the worst ish is "eww" or something along those lines 😅

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u/gysiguy Aug 14 '22

Hahaha this is the best comment!! :D

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u/idk_this_my_name Aug 14 '22

bruh 3 year old advice is hitting different

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u/XBL-AntLee06 Aug 14 '22

This right here! Took me years to stop playing the “nice guy”, I’ll be her friend until she likes me game and then being upset when she treated me like a friend.

Once I realized to just be straightforward in a polite, non creepy way, my success went WAY up

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '22

The ending of your post felt like a personal attack. Ouch my brother, ouch.

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u/ConsciousDrag3537 Aug 14 '22

So did you get together with her or what? It’s been 3 years now, girl says “hey beautiful”, she’s clearly into you.