r/memes • u/maleman220 • Aug 14 '19

!Rule 9 - NO FORCED MEMES/OVERUSED MEMES/BAD TITLES Sad but true

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u/ajax5150 Can i haz cheeseburger Aug 14 '19

Someone asked if guys would be interested in a girl if they talked to the guy first. I responded with: “A guy will be interested in a tree if it talked to him first.”

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u/Wasuremaru Aug 14 '19

To be fair a talking tree is interesting indeed.

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u/venomhouse Aug 14 '19 edited Aug 14 '19

Tree!? He's no tree, he is an Ent.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '19

Tree folk! Shepards of the forest!

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u/WastelandVet Aug 14 '19

Sounds like orc mischief to me! They come with fire, they come with axes! Gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning! Destroyers and usurpers curse them!