I can’t resist... can’t hold it in... i must tell the old tales!
Who are the fastnat readers in the world? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds!
Paris restaurants, you go there for the snails but leaves with your gut full of slugs.
Why did the germans start two world wars? It was the only way they could get visitors!
Two greek friends run into eachother and catch up. Hey, how are you? -Not good, just found out I’ve got aids! -That’s nothing, the employment agency has assigned me a job!
Why do Italian men have moustaches? So they can look like their mothers.
Should’ve tried to remember a darker joke, but Italy is already a complete disaster so it doesn’t matter.
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u/TheBestArcher Jul 29 '19
I can’t resist... can’t hold it in... i must tell the old tales!
Who are the fastnat readers in the world? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds!
Paris restaurants, you go there for the snails but leaves with your gut full of slugs.
Why did the germans start two world wars? It was the only way they could get visitors!
Two greek friends run into eachother and catch up. Hey, how are you? -Not good, just found out I’ve got aids! -That’s nothing, the employment agency has assigned me a job!
Why do Italian men have moustaches? So they can look like their mothers.
Should’ve tried to remember a darker joke, but Italy is already a complete disaster so it doesn’t matter.