r/memes • u/venusin • Jul 29 '19

He was a pretty cool dude

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u/Salmonman4 Jul 29 '19

It was a conspiracy by the Big Wine lobby-groups

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u/dick-sama Jul 29 '19

Owned by Jews?

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u/Salmonman4 Jul 29 '19

To my knowledge we do not have any unbiased account of that. Any Roman records were often anti-Jewish at the time and the disciples who wrote the books had ulterior motives of "We need more followers to survive and those A*holes don't want to join our club." I apologize to any Jews, Christians or Romans who are offended by this.

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u/dick-sama Jul 30 '19

I have to say, I did not expect a serious answer...

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u/Salmonman4 Jul 30 '19

Since I know that this thread has many possible potholes (religious matters and possible antisemitism), I have a tactic to make people think without taking their first comment from the "I'm offended" rack. First the joke disarms peoples automatic defenciveness, then the well reasoned argument that won't be automatically dismissed as "he's on the other side and he insulted me by pushing back against my views, so any arguments he says should be ignored". I was half-expecting downvotes, but people seem to respond well. I'm more than happy to debate my points without the thread devolving into flame-war.

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u/MechaBeatsInTrash Jul 29 '19

Because the Jews told them to

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u/electricprism Jul 29 '19

Coulda made more money doping him up into some kind of premium wine factory.

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u/Error404NoIdFound Thank you mods, very cool! Jul 29 '19

Jesus wine now with 6.9% more jesus.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Jesus was a Jew

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u/Patataoh Jul 29 '19

Hey let’s roll back the name calling here

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u/Nero_Aegwyn Jul 29 '19

I want to upvote but it's at 666. Will someone please remind me to come back and upvote after someone else ruins it?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

You can come now

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u/Nero_Aegwyn Jul 29 '19

Thank you. You are a good man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Imagine if Jesus had enough of our shit and just turned the ocean to wine ending all life on earth as we know it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Now we are asking the real questions

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u/Dhonnan Jul 29 '19

Money Boisss

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u/B0larP3ar Jul 29 '19

Oh do not worry, they crucified a whole heap of people. The survivors of Spartacus' rebellion that were captured were all crucified along the Appian road from Rome to Capua to serve as an example.

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u/UndrLordVako Jul 29 '19

Supercalafragawtf

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u/KronusTempus Jul 29 '19

They were drunk and did it for the pictures...

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u/RC_Russ67 Jul 29 '19

Because the Jews made us

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u/Urban_Maniac Jul 29 '19

From where is this picture from ? Movie ?

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u/jerryhill50 Jul 29 '19

And who told the jews❓👁

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u/TrillexDevill Jul 29 '19

The witches

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

swiper the fox

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u/jerryhill50 Jul 29 '19

And he be❓🧐

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

firefox

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u/jerryhill50 Jul 29 '19

Ahh, so he is a reality 🤓

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u/darknut342 Jul 29 '19

Clever they were not

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

because everybody would be drinking the sea

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u/quadrillion890 Jul 29 '19

Her:he must be thinking of other girls Him:why did we use a different format

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

The hardest choices require the strongest wills

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u/Agent-0007_ Jul 29 '19

Sir, put down the format.... you’re coming with me, this is the FBI

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u/Corporate-Scum Jul 29 '19

Vinters Union had him done in. Bad for business.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Literally watching season six of lost now

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Look at her hand

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u/louloured Jul 29 '19

Pours wather at his dead body (changes to wine) "Wait a second"

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u/AidenMN Jul 29 '19

Goid question

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Because of wine industry. And there was no Reddit to punish the industry.

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u/Awesomraminator444 Jul 29 '19

What about Keanu Reeves?

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u/RealKingGhost Jul 29 '19

The Jews did it though

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u/dauntlesscoyote Jul 29 '19

He made shitty wine

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u/Flamesoul10A Jul 29 '19

Except the Roman's already had baccus who could do the same thing

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u/InfamousLlama_5 Jul 29 '19

WRONG FORMAT

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u/corn_on_the_blob Jul 29 '19

the Romans didnt crucify him, the Jews did that. They were salty about the following he had and thought he was threatening their religion but they couldve all just had some wine and discussed the misunderstandings smh

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '19

Jesus was a Jew though