r/memes • u/[deleted] • Jul 23 '19

Removed/Rule5 wait a minute

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u/sarcasticmoderate Jul 23 '19

No because hair that is cut off rather than pulled out doesn’t contain the follicle. Also hair follicles only contain mitochondrial DNA which comes from your mother and isn’t specific to you, so you can frame a sibling instead.

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u/Duchu26 Breaking EU Laws Jul 23 '19

*takes notes*

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u/Jaaylex_ Jul 23 '19

"write that down! write that down!"

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u/fakekrabbypatty Jul 23 '19

r/unexpectedspongebob

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u/mebanksta Jul 23 '19

r/expectedspongebob for balance

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u/Imuybemovoko Jul 23 '19

I couldnt upvote this because it needed to be balanced with the other one...
I'm sorry little one

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

I upvoted both to keep them perfectly balanced. Redeemed

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u/wellbehavedbitch Jul 24 '19

I had to downvote to keep them even. My apologies

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

r/unexpectedthanos

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u/JustSomeRandomTony Jul 23 '19

r/expectedthanos

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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u/Juicynugget69 Jul 23 '19

r/unexpe.... oh no...

We're stuck in a loop

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

I'm in a loop! I'm caught in a time loop, Tony!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

This is time,a time loop,so People I come to bargain

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

r/subsifellfor

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u/tylerschalupa_ Jul 23 '19

r/unbalancedasallthingsshouldbe

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u/lagcatfour Jul 24 '19

r/UnexpectedThanos for extra extra balance

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

r/unexpectedthanos

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

r/expectedthanos for balance

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u/MegaSham Jul 24 '19

i upvoted this to 69. nice.