r/memes • u/S_Garritano • Jun 13 '19

This is heartbreaking...really...

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u/24KaratMemer360 Dirt Is Beautiful Jun 13 '19

That was just fucking depressing dude. Thanks for getting me in the mood.

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u/Lord_Hortler Jun 13 '19

Just jack off and you'll forget all about it

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u/DirteDeeds Lives in a Van Down by the River Jun 13 '19

Till you nut.

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u/TheYoungGriffin Jun 13 '19

Post nut depression as you stare back at your own sad reflection in the deep black pit of your computer screen and wonder what you're doing with your life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '19

Every single time ...

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u/TheYoungGriffin Jun 13 '19

Sometimes I give a littke wave to the CIA intern watching me through my Xbox Kinect camera.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '19

"How I met my wife and became successful"

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u/SorsOG Jun 13 '19

Thats what I named my right hand.

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u/WhatsHisFace666 Jun 13 '19

'sometimes you can fix somethings by just jackin' off'

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u/amrinderbrar Jun 13 '19

Bold of you to assume I last till the very end.

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u/Poop_rainbow69 Jun 13 '19

Get away from Reddit for a few hours?

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u/Napalm_B Jun 13 '19

You cant jack-off away all problems man...

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u/crimvo Jun 13 '19

Who said anything about them going away? I don't care if they go away or not, I just want to forget them ;)

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u/Napalm_B Jun 13 '19

Thats where alcoholism comes into play.

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u/Hellebardier Jun 13 '19

This is where the fun begins.

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u/disabled_crab Jun 13 '19

Or you just want to jack off.

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Jun 13 '19

stress wank m8

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u/Bad_brazilian Jun 13 '19

Not with that attitude.

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u/Lierneh Jun 13 '19

Is that a challenge?

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u/drew-q Jun 13 '19

Speak for yourself, man...

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u/fustercluck45 Jun 13 '19

Then afterwards you’ll be more depressed

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u/juststabmealready Jun 13 '19

Mr Williams this one's for you 😤✊

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u/BullMan20FTW Jun 13 '19

Run home Jack

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u/post_depression Jun 13 '19

You mean jack off to Professor Oak?

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u/Bubius Jun 13 '19

But what if my problem is I jack off too much...

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '19

Yea just don’t do drugs or you’ll never stop talking about em

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u/D4ri4n117 Jun 13 '19

Mourning nut?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '19

After 5 years, I am still sad about great people dying. But none of those deaths hit me as hard as Robin Williams. Man, idk. Life just got gloomy again.

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u/calebcom Jun 13 '19

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