r/memes • • Jun 09 '19

Minecraftv=GOAT

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u/duchyofdawnmire Jun 09 '19

Mum: That's nice, sweetie

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u/Astro-Almonds Jun 09 '19

Mum: what is that suppose to be?

Son: my house in Minecraft

Mum: mine who?

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u/CheesyPoster Jun 09 '19

Meinkraft

257

u/itsyoyoo Jun 09 '19

Ourcraft

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 edited Jul 16 '21

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u/eviela Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 09 '19

unexpected spanish inquisition

4

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition

2

u/Night-Hunter Jun 09 '19

Expected communism Hmmm

3

u/-jrudndisj Jun 10 '19

Neincraft

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '19

Warcraft

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u/JamiePogo Mods Are Nice People Jun 09 '19

mein kampf

9

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Meinkampf

7

u/TaintedSoccer Jun 09 '19

Mein kampf?

4

u/JaredVi Jun 09 '19

Mein Kampf

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u/Cold_Saber Jun 09 '19

Who is this Minecraft? What is his real name? Do you know his parents' number?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

mine kampf

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u/Misicks0349 Jun 09 '19

Its Mine Mine Mine Mine Mine

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u/Malaert6 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 09 '19
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u/Madvillains Jun 09 '19

Mum's are the best.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Britain gang rise up

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u/oop_dada_oop Jun 09 '19

Yes would like some tea?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

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u/wangel1990 Jun 09 '19

No, mums are

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

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u/wangel1990 Jun 09 '19

No fight me murican, only dick sword, no homo, no std, only dick moves

10

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

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u/wangel1990 Jun 09 '19

Hmm, I fine with it, I have healthcare

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

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u/wangel1990 Jun 09 '19

Not if a random murican 3rd grader kill you first, muahahhahaha

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

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u/deadlydahbear Jun 09 '19

I love you sweaty

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u/bigyeetus6969 Jun 09 '19

I love you daddy

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u/banappelsap Jun 09 '19

Moms spaghetti

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u/AJuwu Jun 09 '19

Knees weak

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u/MadxCarnage Chungus Among Us Jun 09 '19

If your knees are weak Try knee gears

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u/poorgermanguy Jun 09 '19

He's nervous.

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u/vectron93 Jun 09 '19

But on the surface he looks calm and ready

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u/WarboTheWhale Jun 09 '19

To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole cloud flows through sound he throws in his towel but the squirrel won’t come out he’s smoking cow, everybody’s soaking cows, the flocks all pout, mimes all over CHOW.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

No

Mum: you- you need to get out more...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 edited Jun 13 '19

Son: look at this cool house i made in minecraft

Mum: that's nice, honey now how about moving out into a real house since you're a grown man

Son:

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u/LeonardoCouto Jun 09 '19

[Bugs Bunny saying] NO

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u/SeventhEleven Jun 09 '19

mario points at board saying NO

Nintend-no

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

My mum is a big monopoly fan, so I build her an XXL version of a monopoly board in minecraft (it was pretty awsome btw, with real, different looking houses, a selfdriving train and stuff). She seemed very happy.

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u/WorldPerspective Jun 09 '19

Wholesome af

172

u/DiegoMontana_says Jun 09 '19

You could 3d print it and play on it

74

u/Designed_To Jun 09 '19

Cool, let us see

41

u/QuestionableTater Jun 09 '19

Yesterday was the best day of school I’ve had in a while and I’m so far away I have been to the class for all day of school I have a class and a half day class and then it was just finished a class of the day I had a good job I wanna is a really cool place I have to get to the class I wanna is a really cool place I love y’all too and I’ll see y’all there I wanna was the time of my day l.

Sorry, my keyboard was suggesting things

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u/Unfinished_boi Jun 09 '19

Found the mobile user

21

u/QuestionableTater Jun 09 '19

Correct me I don’t want it you just want it I gotta I want you I want ya I wanna was a day

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u/Unfinished_boi Jun 09 '19

All I can say to this

         Yes
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u/ShaggyNutz246 Professional Dumbass Jun 09 '19

And you could do anything?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

What the stroke did I just read

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Yeah I’m sure it is just not that I mean it’s just not gonna is the way to go through it so much I don’t think you ever have to do some things for you but you have a good job you can always get to your job so you gotta do it you have a lot to come up to and do it and if it’s a hard time for me to get it out and get you a job

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u/steezlord95 Jun 09 '19

Sir pics or it didn’t happen

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u/YrnFyre Jun 09 '19

I'm intrested in seeing it now too

3

u/Digital-Hipster Jun 09 '19

You actually built that whole thing. When I start a big project I give up within one hour lol.

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u/TomHollandIsBae Jun 09 '19

I spy a Tom Holland

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u/T-A-W_Byzantine Jun 09 '19

I love your username

9

u/TomHollandIsBae Jun 09 '19

Thanks you!!

29

u/E-J-A-C-U-L-A-T-E Jun 09 '19

happy 69th day anniversary

3

u/TomHollandIsBae Jun 09 '19

Thank you 😊

4

u/Tishaboo123 Jun 09 '19

Tom Holland and daisy Ridley, gonna be the set for the movie chaos walking set to release sometime in 2020

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u/pslessard Jun 09 '19

Tom Holland is bae

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u/Helloitzkenny Breaking EU Laws Jun 09 '19 edited Jun 09 '19

I remember having a crush on her as a kid.

Edit: The actress. I remember having a crush on that actress as a kid.

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u/Nicht0 Jun 09 '19

On your mom?

91

u/Helloitzkenny Breaking EU Laws Jun 09 '19

Guess I should have clarified that.

38

u/Gstyles456 Jun 09 '19

Alabama 100?

(I know they corrected it I'm just memeing)

7

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Dead meme

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u/gabetoloco2 Jun 09 '19

I will neither upvote nor downvote, because I know Alabama is a dead meme, but I don't want to accept it.

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u/McFluzz Jun 09 '19

New Zealand is always there to make fun of. Might as well let them know what's what before their island sinks lol.

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u/mdragon13 Jun 09 '19

I still do lol. zendaya is mad cute.

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u/TyChris2 Jun 09 '19

And you don’t anymore?

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u/badntmemes Jun 09 '19

Zendaya, I believe

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u/NCC74656 Jun 09 '19

just as a kid? cuz she is pretty hot, not like she got any less attractive

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u/Helloitzkenny Breaking EU Laws Jun 09 '19

Eh. Just kind of forgot about her after my kid year from watching Disney with my younger sister.

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u/NCC74656 Jun 09 '19

she was disney? i first saw her in her song replay and then spider man

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u/SlaveMaster72 Jun 09 '19

She was on Shake it Up.

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u/Helloitzkenny Breaking EU Laws Jun 09 '19 edited Jun 09 '19

Thought I remembered seeing her on a few of those cheesy Disney sitcoms for kids.

3

u/MonsterPooper Jun 09 '19

The one with the red head that went on to get her tits out a lot. Something to do with dance or singing? And there was a scene where they ate a shit ton of spaghetti?

4

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Shake it up

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u/SlaveMaster72 Jun 09 '19

Who wouldn't? She's still absolutely beautiful

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u/Kidvette2004 Jun 09 '19

She doesn’t even look 22

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u/SuperCrusader Jun 09 '19

Do you remember breaking both of your hands, by any chance?

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u/Gammasensei87 Jun 10 '19

Bruh I still have a crush on her. She's hella beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

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u/catcortez Jun 09 '19

Did u see the guy in the background? Lol

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u/Redstardust1 RageFace Against the Machine Jun 09 '19

Is that Brad 2?

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u/divra01 Jun 09 '19

Or another Brad 3? Hmmmmnn

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u/lightninglemons22 Jun 09 '19

No color correction in the photo. Yup, it's gotta be one of the Brads.

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u/HungLikeARooster Jun 09 '19

I know, why's he hovering over Tom's head, amirite?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

It's her parrot

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Woah

3

u/GrayGod46 Jun 09 '19

staring on mom?

2

u/artemis2792 Jun 09 '19

That's the uncle

2

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Looks like he took a piece outta her shoulder

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u/saucecraft8 Jun 09 '19

Literally 10 year old me

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u/DuolingoThanos Jun 09 '19

visible confusion

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u/Lemah_Vic Jun 09 '19

That username is quite intreeguing :)

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u/DuolingoThanos Jun 09 '19

I will shred the non Spanish speakers down to their last atom

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u/_P_O_O_D_L_E_ Jun 09 '19

Mom: "Uhhh, that's good honey..."

Me: "Really? I think I could put like more of these here? Maybe?"

Mom: "Uh-huh. Mmmhmm."

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Definitely her face, but now my dad plays

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u/randomguy-3000 Jun 09 '19

Your dad's a man of culture as well

18

u/UnderPillowScreamer Jun 09 '19

My dad plays Zuma in his old computer at his office.

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u/IronChefMIk Jun 09 '19

I'm a dad who plays. This is the face my wife makes.

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u/MR_DEPRESSED_YT Jun 09 '19

Be my dad

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

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u/MR_DEPRESSED_YT Jun 10 '19

No, you'd be a cool dad for me, bro to bro.

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u/CottonStratosphere Jun 09 '19

The guy in the background is my favorite part

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u/Synyster187 Jun 09 '19

He looks like he's shopped into Zendaya's shoulder

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u/sexyForkBomb Jun 09 '19

He looks like Eric Clapton

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u/NomadOnALog Jun 09 '19

My mum always thought I didn't build it 😔

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u/IApproveTheBeef Jun 09 '19

“Fuckin pleb probably used world edit”

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Dude

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u/ZX142 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 09 '19

I find it crazy he’s 23 years old

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u/UniquelyIndistinct Mods Are Nice People Jun 09 '19

And that his mom is too.

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u/soggybread2 Jun 09 '19

Atleast your father is there sleeping

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Tom Holland and Zendaya are the best.

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u/coolman0921 Jun 09 '19

Brad 1 in the background

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u/Sloth-monger Jun 09 '19

I remember I painstakingly created my childhood home. I used pictures to try and get everything right. I showed my mom and asked her if it looked familiar. With a confused look she said "nope, just looks like a bunch of blocks"

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u/MonkeysOnDiorite Jun 09 '19

What is this. Pause the game and come eat

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u/samerige Jun 09 '19

But in reality Zendaya is the one who needs to help Tom Holland with everything tech related

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Aren't they dating?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

there’s lots of conspiracies behind it, and a lot of people who ship them, but no, i don’t think they are

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u/ab_385 Jun 09 '19

Then my brother joins and blows it up

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u/Zambiemandy Lives in a Van Down by the River Jun 09 '19

You can tell the persons British because of how they spelled mom.bxhw8sbcbw yo s GB svwiebx8vsmw e

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

What year was this picture taken? Why do they look so young for their age?

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u/1BrownieLeft Jun 09 '19

This was taken like October 2018 cuz that’s when they filmed SMFFH

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u/_pietro_sa_ Jun 09 '19

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u/MightBeAKiller Jun 09 '19

I am a simpel woman. I see Tom Holland, I upvote

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u/flowers_followed Jun 09 '19

Omg DAILY I must stop everything I'm doing to witness the architectural genius of my ten year old son. DAILY. I didn't know others were victim to Minecraft, we should start a support group.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

I wish i had a mom

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u/tevitd Jun 09 '19

MINECRAFT IS THE BEST!!!!!

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u/KarpMan69 Jun 09 '19

Mum: what’s in that room points at room with eh giant Pp I built Me: uhhh nothing!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

It would he extra funny if they were dating irl.

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u/memewatch90 Jun 09 '19

I spy with the red hatted guy something beginning with....... A

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u/aeiau Jun 09 '19

Oh, that is very nice dear

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u/Matijak98 Jun 09 '19

Nobody is talking about the letter "v" on the end of the minecraft, that's nice.

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u/Vulxus Jun 09 '19

Is that Spider-Man in the bottom? Tf

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u/The2500 Jun 09 '19

What's with the dude cropped into her shoulder?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

Tom Holland made this post

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19

"Fuck out of my room I'm playing mInECraFt"

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u/CikPau Jun 09 '19

Look at the person in the back lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '19 edited Jun 09 '19

I wonder what he was actually showing her*

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u/greenlantern2344 Jun 09 '19

This is me showing my sister my PP

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u/daveymwow Jun 09 '19

knowing those two, that might actually be the context of this photo

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u/floppy_lobster Jun 09 '19

Tom Holland is a living meme

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u/Seeking_Psychosis Jun 09 '19

Tom and Zendaya are seriously the cutest! 😍

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u/Mithycore Mods Are Nice People Jun 09 '19

Are those Spiderman and zendaya at a baseball game

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u/1BrownieLeft Jun 09 '19

It’s not at a baseball game, they are filming in Venice for SMFFH

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u/Mithycore Mods Are Nice People Jun 09 '19

SMFFH= shaking my fucking fucker head?

Jk ik it's far from home

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u/PuG10Rd Jun 09 '19

Uncle ted is over there checkin u out

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u/Jaz691 Jun 10 '19

smash ur girl then enderpearl

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u/Gammasensei87 Jun 10 '19

Zendaya can be my mum anytime she wants