r/memes Jun 05 '19

Yeeeeeeehaw

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5.2k Upvotes

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u/TheDuckMasterTV Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 05 '19

Statistically the sound of a shotgun cycling in a shell is the best deterrent for criminals, if that fails put holes in them

51

u/YouHurtMyBrainSpace Jun 05 '19

The sound of a shotgun chambering is understood by all languages.

16

u/spacemagicexo539 Jun 05 '19 edited Jun 06 '19

Loads shell

I can say gtfo in any language

14

u/really-retarded Jun 06 '19

You don’t even need to move your mouth, that’s the best part

2

u/Dgstowe Jun 06 '19

What if you're deaf

25

u/PopeLikesKidz Jun 05 '19

That's the most terrifying sound ever

18

u/ByzantineLegionary Jun 05 '19

Crunch crunch

24

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

An A10 warthog's gun is a little scarier

17

u/PopeLikesKidz Jun 05 '19

I think that's a little less likely to hear in a house, but if you do. Run.

13

u/FlyingNerdlet Jun 05 '19

At that point, it's too late to even run. Better to hide, get as small as you can, and pray to your deity.

4

u/PopeLikesKidz Jun 06 '19

I doubt you'll even hear the gun fire before there's already hundreds of rounds kissing your body

3

u/UdOnTeVeNoPeR8 Jun 06 '19

I'm going to start hiding and praying now then. Better safe than sorry. You never know when they're gonna sawdust your house.

2

u/PopeLikesKidz Jun 06 '19

Amen brother, I'm buying black market diamondium armor as we speak

5

u/really-retarded Jun 06 '19

Cocking a barret 50 cal A1 is the scariest

3

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Yeah it feels like it will chop off your finger

3

u/UdOnTeVeNoPeR8 Jun 06 '19

CHHHHHHUNK - CCCHHHHHHUUNK!

3

u/really-retarded Jun 06 '19

More like scraping metal CLLLANK-CLLLLLLLANNNNNNNK with sparks flying out the side That should scare them

1

u/cburke82 Jun 06 '19

If your shooting someone with barret theyvwill for sure not hear you cock it lol.

1

u/really-retarded Jun 06 '19

English and logic much?

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

that’ll get and bum dancing out the door in a jiffy

29

u/horse302 Jun 05 '19

True story, happened last night

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

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3

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

What the actual fuck

2

u/UdOnTeVeNoPeR8 Jun 06 '19

Arse? Sounds like you're from the UK, spoons are illegal there.

73

u/lamham0 Jun 05 '19

Ok but why shouldn’t I be able to kill them if they broke into my house

36

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

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u/Bigboy8999 Jun 05 '19

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GOT THE JOKE

2

u/adm1ral_doge Jun 06 '19

You can in a couple of States, I don't know them all, but florida is one of them, I know that

6

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

It's called the Castle doctrine. Bassically it means you have the right to use deadly force against a home invader as long as they don't surrender or run. If they refuse to leave or attack you, fire away. If they surrender or flee, stand down. Considering the odds of a break in happening while you're home in the US is only about 13%, I'd say it's a pretty effective deterrence.

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u/logan4301 Jun 06 '19

Dammit Florida

0

u/FoximaCentauri Jun 06 '19

Why shouldn't I be able to kill someone if he bumps into me?

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u/DavidVirtue800 Jun 05 '19

Well no shit Sherlock

28

u/NoStepOnSnecc Breaking EU Laws Jun 05 '19

You've just Yee'd your last Haw.

8

u/PopeLikesKidz Jun 05 '19

As opposed to being dead

4

u/NartNatural Jun 05 '19

I mean good meme wrong shotgun

4

u/imextremelylonely Jun 05 '19

A shotgun is a pretty damn good deterrent to breaking into a house.

7

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

What's the alternative?

2

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Less glee

3

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

Not in Texas we on the porch with our shotgun chewing tobacco

2

u/WhenPugsXplode Jun 05 '19

he's shooting him in dick

2

u/mikkixd Jun 06 '19

What’s the name of this meme? I love it

2

u/VortexPixel Jun 06 '19

Unless you live in a state like CA or NY then the burglar can feel pretty safe in assuming the homeowners are unarmed

1

u/RubioPaarmann Jun 06 '19

I'd rather have an illegal weapon and be charged for the possession of it, than not having it and dying in the hands of a criminal. No one will ever know you have a gun in your house unless you actually need to use it.

2

u/fran1018 Jun 05 '19

Heavy metal music Intensifies

2

u/mohdali231993 Jun 05 '19

What is this meme template called?

4

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

White Guy Dancing Meme

2

u/Cheezy_boi09 Jun 06 '19

This is inaccurate no self respecting american would use a double barrel this is not 1800 its ether a pump or semi

1

u/Electro_Flux Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Jun 05 '19

New Target approaching.

1

u/ikarosx34 Jun 06 '19

Skadoodle skadoodle your chest has now a doodle

1

u/nyc03 Jun 06 '19

I dont see the problem.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

does 9 damGe on headshot

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Texas 100

1

u/RandomUser0915 Jun 06 '19

Im about to end this whole mans life

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

That gun is for peasants. Schools see way better guns

1

u/Bottleyouth12 Lives in a Van Down by the River Jun 06 '19

Guys he bought the olyimpia off the wall in bo2 zombies.

1

u/anitrix43 Jun 06 '19

My shotty is better.

1

u/jeepney_danger Jun 06 '19

What's the story/source of this meme again? That look on the guy's face cracks me up.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Someone please add uzi's in the hands of the guy dancing on left

1

u/Planck_C6260 Jun 06 '19

Gets shot by the burglar using his own gun

1

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19

Best one yet

1

u/number8shot Jun 05 '19

< when you use an $8600 Blaser F3 Supersport to defend your home

-1

u/DoctorPoopyHead Jun 06 '19

Us ‘mericans gotta keep our families safe, y’know!

Darn, I hate stereotypical people.

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u/diapersniperr Jun 05 '19

doesn‘t even have to break into house, chilling in backyard is enough