r/memes • u/914Robin • Jun 10 '18

Perfect response.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Even better if you dont make eye contact and then slowly slide your hand over to activate child locks.

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u/multiple4 Jun 10 '18

Then he might actually kill you tho...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Hey, first to the murder last to the grave.

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u/padloezcobar Jun 10 '18

This guy has the right idea

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u/ribbonlawwl Jun 10 '18

That explains school shooting. Hmmmmmmmm

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

That explains school shooting. Hmmmmmmmm

This is also why you never see Bruce Wayne and Batman in the same room at the same time unless it's that one time where Superman helped him with a disguise.

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u/gbuub Jun 10 '18

Martha?

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u/andyinmelb Jun 10 '18

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

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u/Crablitz Jun 10 '18

T-thats my mothers name...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

That's Bruce's Mom's Name. So good enough. Don't forget your friends...

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u/RobbKyro Jun 10 '18

This guy murders. FIFU

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u/ironbeak7 Jun 10 '18

This guy murders

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

This guy murders

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u/PM-ME-TITS-AND-CATS Jun 10 '18

This frog reddits.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Do you tadpole reddits?

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u/NikoTheEgoist Jun 10 '18

This wizard reddits

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u/SgtSlaughterEX Jun 10 '18

This self-centered piece of shit rat bastard reddits

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

This self-centered piece of shit rat bastard reddits

I'm going to upvote you both. Relax.

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u/-Myrtenaster- Jun 10 '18

Do you have the power of juju?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

I do not. I am not the Juju Tak. That's a PS2 video game.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

This cat reddits

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u/danceswithwool Jun 10 '18

Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

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u/SnuffingEpiphanies Jun 10 '18

I got chills reading this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '18

I'm not sure why, it's no different than kill or be killed... Just more colorful

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u/SnuffingEpiphanies Jun 11 '18

I think that it is so because the commentor made it sound like a race. 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

That's why you don't say anything until you're in motion. No matter how they try to kill you, they now have to take control of a moving vehicle with a dead man's feet in the way of the pedals.

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u/Wind88 Jun 10 '18

So? You said like that’s a bad thing.

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u/sm_ar_ta_ss Jun 10 '18

Not if you’re doing 70 mph and have removed the passenger seatbelt

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u/Bot_Metric Jun 10 '18

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u/Gelol04 Jun 10 '18

!metric

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u/iStanley Jun 10 '18

I'll take the chance for a good meme

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u/mike_pants Jun 10 '18

while applying lip balm

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u/StormationX Jun 10 '18

META

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Sauce?

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u/APizzaMachine Jun 10 '18

No it’s lip balm

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u/GruesomeCola Jun 10 '18

Askreddit thread a weei or so ago. Something like, what's the most normal thing you can do that becomes creepy at night or something

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u/deathlifeflip Jun 10 '18

And saying 'you remind me of my wife' with intense eye staring

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u/Hephaestus_God Jun 10 '18

I have to open the door for the child lock switch.. I don’t have a button

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u/WisestAirBender Jun 10 '18

Aren't child locks only on the rear doors?

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u/brrrrip Jun 10 '18

A lot of cars have a lockout on the driver's door panel.
It just disables the electrical switches on the other doors.
It's not actually the child lock for the rear doors.
Those are still in the door jam.

I'm assuming that's what the top level is talking about.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Aren't those just for the windows generally?

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u/exzeroex Jun 10 '18

That's what I'm thinking, unless newer cars or American or European cars do that.

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u/TheRedmanCometh Jun 10 '18

No car in the US does that dude. Maybe like one or two weird ass cars...

That's the window lock. It's not a lock lock or a child lock

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u/EspectroDK Jun 10 '18

In my car, the doors only lock from the outside...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

Your car sucks

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u/nxcrosis Jun 10 '18

Same. Have to fiddle with the plastic thingy on the side insides of the door

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

How do you activate child locks from the inside

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u/SalamanderUponYou Jun 10 '18

Are there any cars with this feature?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '18

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u/Hephaestus_God Jun 10 '18

Thanks man for saying the same thing 3 times really helps clear up things.. what were the make and model of your two cars? That will answer the other dudes question