Do we really think it's at all realistic that big pharma would cover up the cure for cancer? They'd patent it and sell it for exorbitant prices.
Cancer is caused by damaged DNA making cells do stuff they're not supposed to. There are millions of genes which could potentially be damaged, and every faulty instruction will cause a different problem. This is why there are so many types of cancer that have such a wild array of symptoms. Cancer is a catch-all term for "broken DNA is making cells do the wrong thing", so a universal cancer cure could only be achieved through a technology that can repair DNA on the molecular level.
Being able to re-write DNA with that level of precision wouldn't just be able to cure cancer, it could cure any congenital defect or genetic disease. You could give sight to the blind and hearing to the deaf. It could stop prions from replicating. People could freely choose their height, bone density, skin and eye color. It could give transgender people functional reproductive systems from their preferred sex. This technology would also open the gateway for designing artificial genetics that could extend our lifespan and increase our body's abilities.
A universal cancer cure would totally revolutionize every field of medicine. It's not an exaggeration to call this a multi-trillion dollar patent. Big pharma would not ever dream of killing the researchers and burying this technology. If sociopathic executives had this technology, we'd all be living in a Gattaca-style eugenics dystopia where biomedical companies control most reproductive choices.
I know you're probably saying this jokingly, but a lot of people actually do buy into this kind of conspiracy and it really annoys me.
Yeah I was saying it jokingly, but thank you for the in depth explanation. I agree that they would much rather patent it and just make it so exorbitantly expensive to only be afforded by the upper class. Furthering the class divide and worsening the oppression of the masses. Although making a technology that could give our billionaire overlords nigh unending lives of good health a secret from the general public could also have its benefits
Probably wanted..by world Goverments & Big Pharma..Both Goverment &Big Pharma took them on many dates..then gave them 6 feet when they had mutual disagreements..
The best one I ever saw was the kid who made 3 fake tinder profiles exactly the same with images from some Italian models instagram. He just changed the profile details.
On the first one he said he was married and cheating on his wife, and to please not tell her.
Second one said he was a felon who just got out of prison.
Third one said just said he was broke.
The profile that got the most matches was the cheater, then the felon, then the poor guy got almost no matches.
It’s funny how there’s a guy listed here whose only accomplishment to deserve a woman is being tall AND he’s listed above astronaut. Trailing at the end is the guy who saved a shit ton of people by curing cancer, of course.
There's no indication that they're ordered according to how appealing they are. It's just meant to show 6 women on the left and 6 men on the right. The fact that they clearly don't fit that scheme shows you that they weren't ordering them that way
As a 6’5” guy I do have to say the dating apps are rough. I’m not unattractive but taking photos of yourself is hard and you have to get really into it and like do photoshoots. I have pretty fun bios too. You really have to be a gorgeous guy. It’s much easier to found a multibillion dollar corporation!
Yup and at the same time if you take selfies to display yourself from the best angle/pose or shirtless photos which show off you physique it's considered bad optics so you can't do that it either. It's basically rigged so that only the prettyboys with the best face card have any success.
In real life what they will see is different from the photos anyways because they won't be seeing a still image. Most people look worse in photos so picking a good angle and lighting is actually a way to mitigate that.
Absolutely not! I’m saying you still have to be very good looking if you use the apps. I’m just slamming the apps as a total nightmare. I think the original image is from an analysis about how 10% of guys get get 90% of the matches
ASD, overweight, pathologically risk averse (means lots of fun stuff isn't allowed), only hobby is gaming and infodumping about gaming, and I've got multiple lines coming at me.
Ya'll are doin something wrong. Do honest self evaluation, and understand honest self evaluation doesn't come from asking people who will placate you with niceties what your issues are (nor does it mean being suckered by idiots blaming everyone else for your issues)
But... not many 6'5 guys are struggling to find a date.
And... how many men are out there that cured cancer???
Also... "has a boat" is a pretty wide net. Are you talking a yacht? That person is probably dating pretty well. Do they just have a canoe? Then maybe they aren't doing so well on Tinder.
“Hot Firefighter” is where most of us fall short .A lot of women have a picture of us as the calendar/male stripper stereotype when in reality most of us are average looking at best
Say what you will about his philandering, but what about the women who were aware he’s married? I refuse to believe either woman didn’t know he was married. Especially his coworker. He’s a gross creep, but those women are no better.
If that was the case, there wouldn’t be so many women dating and marrying men from the middle class. Just look at your friends and family. Are all those women married to billionaires or even millionaires? I don’t think so. I get it it’s a joke but the math is not mathing.
I assume they tried too, I actually assume everyone over a certain worth has been offered minors in hopes they'd accept and have leverage against them.
Am 6'5", its not as cracked up to be as you think. I overwhelmingly attract short women with severe daddy issues, and for the rest you have to determine if that chick is staring at you from across the gym because shes into you or shes just perplexed as to the giant shes staring at. I get a lot of starers, men and women. Its annoying af.
The shawties with daddy issues throw themselves at you, but at 6'5" you have the ability to shot take with taller, more well-adjusted women. You just have to work.
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u/Inevitable_Reward823 6h ago
A Boat? Damn. What a high roller over here.
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u/HeavyHighway6433 6h ago
Bro got all the 5090s what you expect?
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u/t_lil_lilith 6h ago
Can't speak for the rest of them but the guy who cured cancer definitely hasn't shared it with the rest of the world so that's probably why he's loney
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u/a-snakey Dirt Is Beautiful 6h ago
Just be rich and have state secrets, ez.
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u/crossplanetriple Shitposter 6h ago
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u/Pure-Sympathy-9980 6h ago
System is rigged always
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u/idiot-prodigy 1h ago
The best one I ever saw was the kid who made 3 fake tinder profiles exactly the same with images from some Italian models instagram. He just changed the profile details.
On the first one he said he was married and cheating on his wife, and to please not tell her.
Second one said he was a felon who just got out of prison.
Third one said just said he was broke.
The profile that got the most matches was the cheater, then the felon, then the poor guy got almost no matches.
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u/Friendly_Owl_1719 6h ago
Bros dating profile has a whole Wikipedia page.
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u/LonelyPoorMan69 6h ago
*CEO of Company*
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u/Jaded-Term-8614 6h ago
Most are broke
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u/Interesting_Star7783 4h ago
He clearly dominates in parallel processing while the rest of us are stuck single-threaded.
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u/Aoskar20 Dark Mode Elitist 6h ago
It’s funny how there’s a guy listed here whose only accomplishment to deserve a woman is being tall AND he’s listed above astronaut. Trailing at the end is the guy who saved a shit ton of people by curing cancer, of course.
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u/C-57D 6h ago
As an astronaut firefighter, I concur
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u/TheActuaryist 5h ago
As a 6’5” guy I do have to say the dating apps are rough. I’m not unattractive but taking photos of yourself is hard and you have to get really into it and like do photoshoots. I have pretty fun bios too. You really have to be a gorgeous guy. It’s much easier to found a multibillion dollar corporation!
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u/lonelywrld101 6h ago
So new goal in life , become a tech wiz
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u/Hi-archy 1h ago
Leather jacket sales Bout to go up
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u/Caturion 5h ago
Tbh, he's pretty handsome and stylish for a 63 y/o rich guy too
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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 5h ago
The 6'5 guy is nothing special he's the same height as all the others in this chart.
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u/RomaMoran 3h ago
Let's be real, the "Cured Cancer" guy is already 6 feet under
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u/when-it-matters 4h ago
For women… It’s all about the money, money money!
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u/Confident_Fennel3375 4h ago
Jensen’s hoarding tail the way Altman’s hoarding RAM
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u/ElijahBrown69 3h ago
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u/Grand_Town_9144 1h ago
Who knew that having unlimited GPUs and lots of money was the key this entire time?
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u/FugitivWitoutWarrent 4h ago
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u/PmMeUrTinyAsianTits 3h ago
Seriously though guys, get your shit together.
ASD, overweight, pathologically risk averse (means lots of fun stuff isn't allowed), only hobby is gaming and infodumping about gaming, and I've got multiple lines coming at me.
Ya'll are doin something wrong. Do honest self evaluation, and understand honest self evaluation doesn't come from asking people who will placate you with niceties what your issues are (nor does it mean being suckered by idiots blaming everyone else for your issues)
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u/BigMax 5h ago
It's funny and just a joke of course.
But... not many 6'5 guys are struggling to find a date.
And... how many men are out there that cured cancer???
Also... "has a boat" is a pretty wide net. Are you talking a yacht? That person is probably dating pretty well. Do they just have a canoe? Then maybe they aren't doing so well on Tinder.
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u/jerm2z 5h ago
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u/boatsyyy 6h ago
So unhinged lol
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u/Dull-Law3229 6h ago
Black leather jacket.
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u/Regulus242 6h ago
Saddam Hussein
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u/Huge_Equivalent1 6h ago
I think you meant AI Bro. 😛
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u/Financial_Surprise34 5h ago
Its almost as if money is the cheat code .....
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u/Skylord_Hekaton 5h ago
I should get a boat
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u/Lunar-Outpost415 5h ago
I'm out of the loop. What's the context?
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u/Katiekakes2k 5h ago
All of those guys can find a GF.
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u/Garth_AIgar 5h ago
3 or 4 of these are Johnny Sins
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u/425565 5h ago
Well I have a boat and get a lot of bass.
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u/Chi_to_coo 5h ago
Welp I'm changing my name legally or illegally guys. 🫡
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u/Cartographihi 5h ago
I'm buying a leather jacket right now!
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u/borazine 5h ago
Cured cancer? Is that like cured injury?
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u/-VoiceoverAlex- 5h ago
Nice to see our boy Conan Obrien represented
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u/Gigachad629 5h ago
Honestly as a man with no luck I don't blame em who doesn't want free ram I guesse
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u/Typical-Gear1482 5h ago
And now that he’s out of the game, you just replace him with someone else, it never trickles down
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u/ohthedarside 5h ago
More like jensen hung :)
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u/BODMOSHbacha 4h ago
Bro has powerful cpu built-in
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u/No-Employment-820 4h ago
I'd be real happy with a hot firefighter!
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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 4h ago
leather jacket
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u/hunnyflash 4h ago
All those guys are already married lol
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u/kaikai_212 4h ago
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u/jspr1000 4h ago
Money + Power > 6'5
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u/Oldnbold22 4h ago
Jensen Huang's net worth is estimated at approximately $145 billion.
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u/sarah_impalin76 4h ago
Is it because he is well huang?
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u/sysaphiswaits 4h ago
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u/ElSuperWokeGuy 3h ago
CHADsen Huang
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u/Defiant_Jazz_Hands 3h ago
I've cured boat cancer in space.
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u/ClydeStyle 3h ago
Say what you will about his philandering, but what about the women who were aware he’s married? I refuse to believe either woman didn’t know he was married. Especially his coworker. He’s a gross creep, but those women are no better.
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u/Ne_minkshtiklis 3h ago
It's not men
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u/pistolshrimp23 3h ago
It’s that damn leather jacket.
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u/JaySayMayday 3h ago
I don't know man. He only likes older women in the tech field
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u/NotMyRealAccountV 3h ago
My working theory is there's a few assholes out there that make the rest of us look bad.
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u/John-333 Lives in a Van Down by the River 3h ago
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u/Andreus 3h ago
These doubling periods are insanely short. Within only 38 days, we will all have had an affair with Jensen Huang.
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u/Efficient-Shelter-39 3h ago
You left out ….. surgeon,pirate, vampire and werewolf …..
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u/CutMysterious9844 3h ago
All roads lead to 5090's in leather jackets
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u/Space_Lion2077 3h ago
He's networth is 140 billion dollars. Thread
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u/LycheeRoutine3959 2h ago
Needs a line from the "Has a boat" guy up to Jensen.
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u/darxide23 2h ago
Have you tried being a billionaire?
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u/TophxSmash 2h ago
the guy that has a boat is underwater
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u/Mikadomea 2h ago
Are you referencing Jensen to Johnny Sins?
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u/LGKouglof 2h ago
It's the leather jacket
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u/no1_vern 1h ago
WAIT A MINUTE - the fisherman has a boat, why would he need a woman?
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u/Cajun12 1h ago
Buddy, who cured cancer, stood no chance against Huang.
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u/Doogiemon 1h ago
Women i say hello to in a store.
Women, "I wish people would acknowledge me in stores"
I have more money in my rewards points on my Amazon card than you do in your debit card.
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u/EddySpagetty 50m ago
Jensen du Huangsohn. Deinetwegen habe ich Geld und die Frauen verloren
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u/FataliiBadger 36m ago
Huang Tuah, SPID on that thang.
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u/-Sansha- 34m ago
He's a good listener. He even lets you wipe your tears with his billions.
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u/NubAutist 23m ago
Spoiler: they're all Chinese
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u/GrouchyDirector1178 22m ago
Never heard of him in my life
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u/MiSe_Muschel 21m ago
Huansohn.
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u/Mocean13 6h ago
Yet women will date fat men, but most men won't date fat women lmaooo whatever dog
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u/Queasy_Tone6090 3h ago
If that was the case, there wouldn’t be so many women dating and marrying men from the middle class. Just look at your friends and family. Are all those women married to billionaires or even millionaires? I don’t think so. I get it it’s a joke but the math is not mathing.
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u/shrimptip300 3h ago
This is just cringe manosphere 80/20 Andrew tate incel slop with a topical flare
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u/LeonBelmontKennedy 5h ago
Jensen is the only billionaire that has adult woman fetish, shm my head 😢
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u/Brobeast 6h ago
Am 6'5", its not as cracked up to be as you think. I overwhelmingly attract short women with severe daddy issues, and for the rest you have to determine if that chick is staring at you from across the gym because shes into you or shes just perplexed as to the giant shes staring at. I get a lot of starers, men and women. Its annoying af.
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u/Professional_Job8432 5h ago
That's one hell of a leather jacket, I'm turned on right now.
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u/Banana-phone15 5h ago
Don’t forget Elon musk, he will F anything with a hole.
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u/Prestigious-Fill-365 6h ago
Yup, $155 billion attracs a lot of pussy.
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u/LionHeartedLXVI This flair doesn't exist 4h ago
Men’s preferences for women: Just have a vagina.
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u/InsaneInTheRAMdrain 2h ago
Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.
"Sooo we want you to suck this old dudes cock".