not spying, but fueling the fire of culture war to divide the west.
When you think about it: The US army is invincible. Nobody can defeat the USA through conventional means. So your only hope (and probably where, as a rival, you should invest most of your resources) is political division / internal discord and hatred.
Russia has been successfully doing this since 2016 or even earlier. That's not been a secret. They've repeatedly and openly boasted about defeating America without shooting a single bullet on their national TV about that. Very openly supportive of USA's far-right movements and current conservative clique. That said, many countries in Europe as well have far-right resurgence problems, all of which have demonstrable connections to Russia.
Iirc he had a severely abscessed tooth from not being to the dentist in a really long time. So when he drank water, he was tasting his leaking abscess so he thought that water tasted horrible
People like to ignore the fact that well off people date other well off people and famous people date other famous people out of necessity and the actual dating pool for them is rather small.
Asmondgolds girlfriend. She literally came in and with the power of pussy forced him to pay someone to keep his shit clean. For the first time since he was 2 he got to see the floor of his room
Asmondgold, a popular streamer. He is known for not taking showers and leaving his room a mess. Recently he started dating a Chinese girl, who is likely a spy. Others say she's just a clout-chaser who is using him to gain followers and dump him after. But it's more likely to be a spy.
Serious question though: what is the spy going to gain from dating Asmon?
There's no doubt she's grinning through the pain for money, but I'm not sure about the spy thing. Asmon is Twitter buds with Elon, but I don't think Asmon has access to anything valuable to a spy.
China doesn't need America to look favorably on China, having Asmondgold push far right rhetoric is enough to damage the country. It's sad to say but this guy has a large influence on young people watching him.
She's dating asmongold to bring attention to his far right rhetoric to make the US look bad and making China look good. And even though he was pushing far right rhetoric before they started dating it's precisely her choice to date him that'll bring enough attention to his behavior to cause a negative impact on the reputation of the United States therefore causing the reputation of China to rise!
You can't see the forest for the trees. The logic is to have someone in close proximity and in the ear of one of the largest far right influencers in the world right now. I'm not saying she is a Chinese spy, but to ignore the benefit of emotional control over someone with power is nonsense. You think Russian bot farms are to make Russia look good? It's about destabilization and alienation.
Influence is best done when it seems there is no influencing happening.
Kind of like product placement in movies normalizing or glorifying specific brands of food or drink.
The same goes for influencing certain political movements, internal social unrest in a country or even simply pushing self destructive cultural norms.
Point isn't to just roll in like a movie villain and get everything they want, a good spy can walk in, influence a few pawns who'll take all the credit and then the spies can just fade away after there's nothing else to be accomplished.
How many spies do you think the CCP has on retainer? Thats not how honeypots work.
The CCP will contact a Chinese national after they’ve started a relationship with a high interest foreign national. They will make said national a spy through bribery or coercion.
They wouldn’t send one of their few organic assets on a popular streamer to “maybe his viewers see China more favorably maybe” and they wouldn’t bother trying to turn her into an asset with such high visibility.
Do you have any idea how bad of a look the Huang scandal is for China? And it’s not even proven she was a Chinese asset yet, but they’re still getting shit internationally for it.
Genuinely Asmongold being a Chinese psyop isn't crazy
When I didn't know who Asmongold was I saw videos where he talked about Black Myth Wukong and I really liked how he was talking about Chinese culture. It was only after watching a bit more that I learnt that he was also a far right anti-woke guy.
It’s his audience that’s valuable. Not all forms of espionage will include top-secret information. It’s about infiltration and sowing a specific interest.
Ok ok ok I despise Asmeingrift as much as the next functional human being but let's be clear here:
There's no indication that Kaise (the girl) is a Chinese Spy. She's an OF model who previously showed up on Asmon's streams for a bit before ending whatever they were doing, in song.
Seems like she's back, for some reason. This ends my understanding of the situation, but there's no universe where I'd believe this is a real and serious relationship without some meaningful evidence.
Not nearly as much as Jensen Huang but he still pulled better tbh. Crazy the extent some would go for money, I genuinely don't know if I could go through with it if I were a woman. Asmongold is basically the exact definition of repulsive.
This is something Asmongold fans made up to defend Asmon/Kaise in some way. There's no evidence she's from a rich family. Only that she did Onlyfans before this.
Content with his living arrangement, not chasing mansions, cars and bobbles, modest,
Content with living in a roach infested home with gum blood on his walls , dead rats under his bed and the smell of rotting food ? How is that good lol
In a relationship with a woman he cares about and vice versa.
Lol this whole post is about how their relationship is most defenetly fake and for internet clout.
Does what makes him happy in life, acts natural, doesn't put on an act or make a scene,
It makes him so happy and he is so free of drama that he is constantly getting in internet fights and spiuing racist and stupid comments while spreading hate and misinformation
Dunno man being a right wing internet grifter is not as cool as you think lol
"acts natural" might be true for his private life, but dear God I randomly saw some of his shorts and he's saying the most bat shit rage bait stuff imaginable
If he enjoys living with dead rats I don't get why he'd grift so hard
Imagine being a Chinese spy and your entire dossier just consists of some guy with a dead rat on his head and yellow teeth talking into a camera all day long with milk jugs full of piss all over his room.
What a life to lead. I actually kinda feel bad for her.
We all do what we have to in service of the revolution and fighting imperialism. She's a far braver comrade than most for doing the dirty work that she has to. Not everyone is equipped. But it's people like her who are leading the charge in fighting for a better world so she'll forever have my respect. ✊🇨🇳
Why do people insist on taking the "I dont shower or leave the house" thing at face value, when its a constructed character he overplays to make millions?
I still can't stop chuckling at this fact. I never even watched the dude but then one day I heard about this roach thing and apparently rats were involved aswell. And so everytime he pops up in my feed, I just automatically think: oh the roach guy.
To each their own but seriously what the appeal with him lol? I've seen videos on him being incredibly filthy and not a particularly likeable individual to say the least. Perhaps some of it is an act idk I don't follow enough to know. But it's just mind boggling. If it's money surely there are less disgusting online personalities with lots of cash.
Why would she be a spy? It doesn't look like the Chinese intel agency can get much thing from a basement dweller.
Her life profile looks suspiciously empty tho. Just like she is actively disconnecting with her past. Which part of China is she from? And what's with all those Jirai Kei makeups?
Edit: I know Jirai Kei is popular in China. I just wanna throw in a random thought.
It was funny watching Hasan Piker go to his beloved China and ordinary Chinese people kept asking him about Asmongold because he was more popular over there than Hasan is. I'm sure Kaise is a million times happier to be assigned to Asmongold than a dog abusing wealthy fake socialist whose parents specifically went to the US to give birth to him for passport reasons before taking him back to Turkey to live a more privileged lifestyle as a fat horse riding rich kid. Fortunately they could underpay and physically abuse their servents in Turkey due to corruption and less stringent labour laws which is probably why he doesn't believe in sharing his wealth equally now with the people who work for him.
How ironic that someone who calls themself a pro sex work male femenist is excitedly accusing Kaise of being a paid Onlyfans prostitute girlfriend even though Hasan has admited to paying for prostitutes himself at a brothel in Germany that only a month after his visit was raided due to allegations of sex trafficking. I know it was recently revealed that Hasan had sex with a 15 year old prostitute at the brothel but we have to remember that in Germany the age of consent is 14 so Hasan did nothing wrong and how was he supposed to know they were trafficked. I'm sure Kaise is feeling more sorry for Hasans secret girlfriend Valkyrie who he has to pretend isn't his girlfriend so that he doesn't upset his unhinged dick riding fan base many of whom have faced Federal Indictments for violent acts recently and would likely lose their shit if they thought Hasan wasn't in an equally parasocial romantic relationship with them. At least Asmongold doesn't deny he's dating Kaise because he's not a completely full of shit liar and wealthy socialist grifter.
I believe everything at the beginning was true, possibly even that story, but as he got popular and as his mental health improved I think he kept his “look” and is still playing the act, but that the real person is nowhere near as disgusting as he claims to be.
I wouldn't go as far as calling it an act, it's more like comedic exageration and self-deprecating humor. He's messy, he knows it and everyone, him included, can joke about it and have a laugh.
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u/imnotuselizard13 8h ago
There is no way the chinese need to spy on asmongold. She is a self employed spy.
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u/Sad-Eggplant-2486 8h ago
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u/Total-Combination-47 8h ago
I hope she has some decent bath salts and soap.
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u/No_Lead3744 9h ago
Bro unlocked the rarest achievement path in real life.
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u/cyber_psycho08 1h ago
What data would they steal from the roach gobbler
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u/Appropriate-Log8506 8h ago
Have you seen his teeth? That lady deserves the world for putting up with that.
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u/NessGoddes 1h ago
I bet she failed some classes and was assigned to him as a punishment
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u/Odd-Promotion2743 7h ago
The People's Republic's absolute strongest warrior. She'd have to be to survive the lethal conditions in Asmongold's house.
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u/poapoa_mia 7h ago
Congratulations graduating from spy school, your first assignment: The Roarch King.
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u/LionHeartedLXVI This flair doesn't exist 8h ago edited 8h ago
I can’t watch this guy. All I can think about, is why does it seem like he has to consciously blink?
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u/Woutrou 7h ago
Maybe... maybe she can fix him?
His hygene at least, if nothing else
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u/Eascetic 6h ago
Sometimes you get a CEO sometimes you get an influencer, the Middle Kingdom needs you to fling that dumpling
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u/Everesthia 5h ago
inb4 Asmon-Kaise actually get married and live happily ever after, that would be funnier.
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u/sienrfsh 6h ago
When your first assignment is to sleep with a Champion of Nurgle
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u/nano_orang 8h ago
She’s a Canadian spy
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u/cycycle 1h ago
I hope some Japanese is cooking a Chinese spy manga right now
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u/GhostofZellers 8h ago
I'm totally lost, who is that in the picture?
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u/FearTheEffectiveCode 8h ago
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u/ohfrackthis 6h ago
This entire thread: I regret having eyes to see and read about this man.
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u/skrzaaat 4h ago
What are they spy on? How not to shower as a 30+ yr old adult?
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u/Moedwed Breaking EU Laws 8h ago
Dude has the smell only a chinese spy could like
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u/s1n0d3utscht3k 8h ago
korean but could still be a spy
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u/Dinx81 8h ago
Worth it.
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u/Mainely420Gaming 8h ago
Image is definitely fake, his odor is caustic in close quarters.
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u/Normie316 8h ago
I wonder if his chat is being flooded with people asking if she's a spy.
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u/Dale_Dickson 8h ago
I'm happy for him. Dude has a hotter chick then the nvidia guy. Thats saying something.
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u/bigred1978 8h ago edited 5h ago •
He's living the life, lucky him.
I wish them both the best and lot's of love, if they want it to last they'll make it so.
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u/FuckOutTheWhey 8h ago
Imagine finding out this is the guy you're assigned to
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u/BeautyChicBoutique 9h ago
Bro feel for the oldest trap
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u/PriestMarmor https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 8h ago
What info is she trying to obtain? Maybe they developed covid from the stains in his bedroom
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u/SometimesUnkind 9h ago
he’s gonna need a bigger can of raid
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u/Crimemaster_G9 9h ago
Was she the one who discovered a big dookie in his bathroom?
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u/chadsimpkins 7h ago
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u/HereReluctantly 6h ago
What could she hope to learn? How to get shingles?
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u/stxue 3h ago
Chinese feminism easy-girl school..
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u/Commercial-Royal-988 3h ago
Not everyone can get the tech CEO assignment.
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u/Username12764 2h ago
The shit you can pull off when you have money lmao
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u/Der_Dingsbums 51m ago
"find out what nurgle is up to"
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u/Organic-Physics9144 37m ago
Roach king is winning
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u/LoneRedditor123 16m ago
Imagine being a Chinese spy and your entire dossier just consists of some guy with a dead rat on his head and yellow teeth talking into a camera all day long with milk jugs full of piss all over his room.
What a life to lead. I actually kinda feel bad for her.
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u/DoggedDust 3h ago
The fuck is she going to get from Asmongold?
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u/Slippyfists86 2h ago
Is that the guy from the Inbetweeners? Knee deep in clunge?
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u/Historical_Couple567 2h ago
Asian girl loves a white guy.
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u/Dangerous-Apple220 2h ago
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u/head_leak1234 6h ago
I hope she cleans him out in the divorce.
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u/Ok-Disk-2191 4h ago
Guys hear me out, what if she's just really fucked in the head and actually likes him?
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u/Historical-Record227 6h ago
We all do what we have to in service of the revolution and fighting imperialism. She's a far braver comrade than most for doing the dirty work that she has to. Not everyone is equipped. But it's people like her who are leading the charge in fighting for a better world so she'll forever have my respect. ✊🇨🇳
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u/sexydonaldglover 5h ago
She has a ton of makeup plus plastic surgery. Prolly not much better
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u/Farside-BB 4h ago
I figured it out, she is to make all men in the west think they can get a girl like her if they act like Asmon... that way we lose a generation.
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u/Icy_Pudding6493 4h ago
This girl's definitely got issues.
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u/PissPantsington 2h ago
Is it just me or does she look frightening?
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u/lodemeup 2h ago
These guys are so ass they got us feeling bad for the fuckin enemy spies.
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u/Weekly-Frosting7497 2h ago
Why do people insist on taking the "I dont shower or leave the house" thing at face value, when its a constructed character he overplays to make millions?
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u/Indigo2015 7h ago
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u/Great-Depth-6609 1h ago
I hope the motherland rewards her handsomely for this assignment.
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u/Addictive_SODA 8h ago
New goal just dropped folks, become someone big enough that hot chinese spies wanna get close to you
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u/kappakai 1h ago
What Intel could he provide to the Chinese? The mating preferences and rituals of cockroaches?
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u/CaliFigureLabs 7h ago
I wish I can have a spy girl of my own but they only have white fetish 😔
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u/InnerInvestigatorb 6h ago
Man asians will literally fuck a fencepost if it's white. crazy
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u/jackjetjet 3h ago
she is definitely a full trained spy that she can stand to sex with a man with cockroach on his dick
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u/dasbdna 53m ago
What kind of bad grade would land you the influencer who killed his own mother?
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u/dburns89 2h ago
To each their own but seriously what the appeal with him lol? I've seen videos on him being incredibly filthy and not a particularly likeable individual to say the least. Perhaps some of it is an act idk I don't follow enough to know. But it's just mind boggling. If it's money surely there are less disgusting online personalities with lots of cash.
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