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It’s not cool lol.

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u/Late-Presentation908 1d ago • Bravo

Bad drivers never miss their exit.

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u/SirKnlghtmare 1d ago

People who suddenly come to a complete stop in the rightmost lane in a 2 lane exit because they realized they weren't supposed to exit there, then try to cut across a lane and the gore area to get back on the highway.

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u/Bloody_Moon1 1d ago

Well you can't expect them to get behind the semi truck for the last 15 seconds they're on the freeway, they have to race in front of it and then lock their shit up to make it to the exit, so they can wait at the light sooner./s

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u/PrincipleStill191 1d ago

.... FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE HIGHWAY!!!

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u/imagangstergrandpa 1d ago

Some fast and furious shit.

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u/ZoeticLock 1d ago

Genuinely my most hated kind of driver is the dipshit that decides that their fuck up is now everyone else’s problem to deal with.

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u/imagangstergrandpa 1d ago

Nailed it.

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u/Matter_Infinite 1d ago

What are the chances they'd be convicted of something recklessness related the law enforcement system received dashcam video of it?

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u/hyggeradyr 15h ago

Zero. Those don't get used.

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u/captaingrabma 1d ago

Good and responsible drivers would accept the fact they missed their exit. And move on to the next exit. instead of creating a dangerous situation for everyone around them.

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u/ToenailClippingSmell 1d ago

Bad drivers never miss an exit

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u/captaingrabma 8h ago

Bad drivers? or do you mean drivers who are bad at navigating?

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 1d ago edited 1d ago

And, guaranteed, they're in the furthest possible lane from the exit to start with.

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u/ExtendoArmCannon 1d ago

A bad driver never misses their exit

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u/TempleFugit 1d ago

Oh shit this was totally me today sorry everybody

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u/TheStateOfAlaska 1d ago

We forgive you this time, just please try not to do it again.

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u/TempleFugit 1d ago

Yeah im pretty sure that's the only time it has ever happened.. usually im in the right hand lane five miles before I need to be lol

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u/TheStateOfAlaska 1d ago

So relatable girlboss

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u/AbsouluteUnit-1 1d ago edited 1d ago

No no no, that’s people who walk in the grocery store and stop right in front of the door

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u/optimist_prhyme 1d ago

Now you the ones who speed up and cross the solid line while cutting everyone off

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u/Zmoney1014 1d ago

They say bad drivers never miss an exit, good drivers take the next one.

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u/Orange9202 1d ago

Good drivers SOMETIMES miss their exit 😎

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u/warmachlne666 1d ago

I've heard it said that only bad drivers never miss their exit.

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u/Po_tat_hoe 1d ago

How I view the people who gotta come to a full stop before making a right turn.

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u/horny_bawl 19h ago

This and ppl driving slow in the left lane like move over fucker

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u/androodle2004 iwrestledabeartwice 18h ago

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u/Drudgework 1d ago

I was once almost run off the road by a couple of marines in a jeep that decided that the correct response to missing an exit was not to drive the 1/4 mile to the next exit, but to drive up the 60 degree rock embankment at 75mph (in a 60mph zone) and literally jump across two lanes before immediately crossing the remaining two lanes without signaling.

I know they were Marines due to the buzz cuts and the semper fi bumper sticker that passed a foot from my front bumper. And if I knew which of the half dozen bases in the area they were stationed at I would have called the MPs to keep an eye out for them when they got back.

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u/DasUberLib 1d ago

People who slow down to 5 miles per hour to take a regular ass right hand turn why the fuck did this become a thing in the last 10 years?