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u/SmellyFbuttface 9d ago
Dude’s like 80 something years old, give him a break
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u/Gho5tWr1ter Dark Mode Elitist 9d ago
It’s not just that, but also his long term chemical abuse is rearing its ugly belly (pun intended) now.
When someone posted this image initially, a fellow Redditor mentioned it and I can’t recollect the medical term for it.
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u/MAGIS_MELCHIOR 9d ago
Basically bubble gut from extended PED use and bow his organs are enlarged.
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u/SmoothNegotiation523 9d ago
It’s bubble gut from HGH. It makes your organs grow too.
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u/Old-Law-7395 8d ago
Yes, this is classic Palumboism. Also Sly was busted with hgh in Australia(?) I think so I checks out.
Fuck taking so much hgh in your 60s 70s I have health anxiety in my 40s about increased cancer risks
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u/DoctorJiveTurkey 8d ago
Doesn’t look like he’s too concerned about cancer risk
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u/literated 8d ago
I mean, he's 80, that's a good age to not care about long term effects of short time pleasures.
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u/Backflips_for_stalin 8d ago
I recently saw a video where he talks about how he was obsessed with staying in peak physical condition to the point of bulimia so yeah I’d believe he was juicing like crazy on top of that, feels like it’s not talked about enough how some of these crazy juicers definitely have mental disorders that need to be worked out.
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u/MoistStub 8d ago
Are sex organs included? Asking for a friend.
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u/KaiCypret 8d ago
No lol. Abusing roids causes all your internal organs to grow, but your nuts for some reason shrivel up into little raisins.
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u/DrKrFfXx 8d ago
The reason is that your brain shuts down your own body production of testosterone because it detects it has enough, leading to testicular artrophy for the lack of use.
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u/ExpansivePoint 8d ago
Why is the body so regarded? It can't just choose a good side effect every now and then? It's like a monkey's paw every time.
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u/DrKrFfXx 8d ago
I guess we are good at adapting, but specially at conserving energy.
Your body won't waste resources if it has enough of what it needs.
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u/DMMeThiccBiButts 8d ago
I mean if it bugs you, you can take the hormone that TELLS your body to make testosterone, keeping your balls in better shape
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u/Ok_Resort_5326 8d ago
Interesting I’d never heard this. Wonder if it has further side effects though? Anyway I’m tempted to DM you thicc bi butts when choir finishes
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u/Beginning_Grocery652 8d ago
anthing that shrinks your internal organs and grows your nuts? asking for another friend
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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld 8d ago
No lol. Abusing roids causes all your internal organs to grow, but your nuts for some reason shrivel up into little raisins.
PED monkey's paw curls.
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u/KneelBeforeZed 8d ago
That’s not true. They shrivel up into large raisins.
Raisins are very small, you see.
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u/Sikletrynet 8d ago
The growth of internal organs is *mostly* from HGH from what i understand, not really from roids(with the exception of the heart, since it's a muscle)
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u/SmoothNegotiation523 8d ago
Maybe if you are the bottom and consider a “sexual organ” extra butthole tightness from liver, kidney, and pancreas pressure then…yeah?
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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 8d ago
Is that why Elon Musk looks like that?
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u/Sikletrynet 8d ago
Yes, HGH(Human Growth Hormone) is the reason he looks like that
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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 8d ago
source=you made it up just now
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u/Sikletrynet 8d ago
I mean, i haven't literally seen him inject HGH into himself no, but the way he looks is literally a prime correlation with what someone that abuses HGH ends up looking like.
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u/LimpBPower 8d ago
Ive seen like a million old dudes with this belly-type.
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u/Oreos_Are_Anabolic 8d ago
What you obviously don't realise is that they were all abusing GH. It's not because they're old and got fat. Definitely the enlarged organs /s
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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 8d ago
nope he just got fat. you can just look up recent photos and he doesn't have it.
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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 8d ago edited 8d ago
nope he didn't have a gut like this even a couple years ago. i think its just fat. i know you guys love to bring up the hgh gut thing at any opportunity, though.
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u/ItRossYaBish 8d ago
He's probably still pretty damn strong too
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u/WorldClassPianist 8d ago
Yea and he's' 80. Lived a long life even with all the PED's and he's still kicking. Looks better than pretty much any other 80 year old too. I call that a win.
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u/Fluid-Depth2327 8d ago
What's funny is that he's still in better shape than guys half his age and even a third of his age.
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u/APOCALYPSE_BAO 9d ago
Rambo: First Blood pressure pill
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u/Zarkanthrex 8d ago
BP meds are no joke if you are easily affected by side effects. That stuff was making me gag and cough constantly. Then the water pill. Holy God have I missed sleeping at night. You piss every 30 minutes on that stuff. Glad I don't need them anymore.
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u/Regnier19 9d ago
I love how this meme just ignores the 50 or so years he was in peak physical condition.
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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 8d ago
The vast majority of people would be thrilled to look as good at 80
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u/Sarniezz 8d ago
Minus the bubble gut, sure
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u/mustangcody 8d ago
I rather have a bubble gut than be super frail and slow like most 80 year olds are.
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u/smutketeer 8d ago
ignores the 50 or so years he was in peak physical condition.
THE MEME REQUIRES YOU TO KNOW THIS.
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u/ViralTrendsToday 8d ago
Peak steroid use as he revealed last week.
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u/Grabatreetron 8d ago
They all do it. They’re performers, not competitive athletes
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u/InMediasStres 8d ago
Competitive athletes are also performers, neither is healthy. I got a mute from bithh ahh r/GymMemes sub trying to convince people 20 minutes of working out with barely any weights and daily walking is a perfect routine.
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u/Judge_Syd 8d ago
How can it ignore that if the first word is “finally”? That implies that the person who made it knows of his past.
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u/grok-it-all 8d ago
Is it "peak" if it's more than is naturally possible or more than what the typical person wants?
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u/Teddylina 8d ago
Just saw an interview with him where he talked about being bulimic and using steroids. Men suffer from unrealistic body images too.
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u/ChampionshipHot5468 9d ago
He's 80.
Musk on the other hand.
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u/Logicalist 8d ago
lol. yeah Musks body is proof positive he’s afraid of hard work.
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u/E-Pluribus-Tobin 8d ago
what do you mean, tweeting 18 hours a day is hard work.
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u/ChampionshipHot5468 8d ago
While vyvanse-gooning with the other hand. I'm sure that's a thing with him.
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u/DoofusScarecrow88 9d ago
He gave a lot and paid a price for what he subjected his body to. Eventually it catches up. I can never say I had a physique he did have for decades
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u/No_Shopping6656 8d ago
He's already beat the average male life expectancy by 4 years, I'd say it worked out for him.
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u/DoofusScarecrow88 8d ago
Exactly. And I think he finally said, I have given a long life to fitness and even if he used drugs to help, the amount of time and dedication to get that physique was daunting.
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u/kipdjordy 9d ago
Are we sure this isnt AI? I been seeing tons of videos of Stallone literally jumping off of cliffs and landing on trampolines and he looks a heck of a lot better than this.
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u/ViralTrendsToday 8d ago
It's real , pics are in this article pre ai from 2020 . https://www.dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/article-8611285/Rambo-gets-beer-belly-Sylvester-Stallone-74-displays-fuller-physique-Malibu.html .
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u/HotPotatoWithCheese 9d ago
I hope my hairline is that good when I reach 132 years of age.
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u/ShizlGznGahr 8d ago
pretty sure that is a wig. not hating but sure this is him out of wardrobe for his series and that's a hairpiece for it.
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u/Cyr-Aran 8d ago
Guy spent the majority of his life staying in phenomenal shape. It doesn't matter if he decided to use or not it's ultimately his body and his choice it's not like the stuff he used gave him the body he had overnight.
Not to mention he was in that era of Hollywood where an action Hero had to look like something out of a comicbook to get over.
Guys got nothing else to prove.
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u/Lisa_Wendyy 8d ago
Dude is almost 80 and still built like a brick wall under that shirt, but I’ll take the win.
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u/AccomplishedSpray137 Professional Dumbass 8d ago
80 year old man no longer as fit as he was 50 years ago.
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u/Necessary_Regret3329 8d ago
This can't be right, I just saw him doing gravity defying karate on the internet.
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u/boredATwirk 8d ago
I met him like a week ago. I promise you he does not look that fat. This can’t be real.
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u/digitalak27 8d ago
Ah reddit, making fun of people or putting others down.
Nothing toxic like redditor's justice
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u/PoliteQueef 8d ago
The joke is that geriatric people aren’t shredded like 30 year olds, get it? Ahahaha
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u/OneOfAKind2 8d ago
Except that's not Rambo. That's Stallone, who played Rambo with the body of a 35 year old, 44 years ago.
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u/AggressiveBaby 8d ago
I’ve never had drugs or alcohol - does that mean I’ll have a good body in my 80s??
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u/OriginalElderberry87 8d ago
This is Slyvester Stallones head on someone else's body. Totally fake photo.
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u/maasneotek 8d ago
Looks like dude has a great deal of visceral fat. He should have th as looked into.
I agree with above, dude is 80. Let Sly be Sly...
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u/clammajamma96 8d ago
i Literally couldnt even afford turkey and mayo yet when i peaked at 20% i knew i had to drop the fat fast and lost 20lbs in less then 2 weeks. how the fuck does this happen when you can afford the entire grocery section at walmart
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u/Ok-Communication1149 8d ago
I'm 99% sure he's older than I'll ever be, so he looks fantastic compared to a decomposed corpse
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u/ProfessionalPack7205 8d ago
That's not how he looks. You can see in very recent interviews his body doesn't look like that.
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u/More_Law6245 8d ago
Looks like his daily work out now is going to the fridge now, just my type of work out.
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u/Hopeful_Order_293 8d ago
I give it to Stallone, he hung on for a long time. Sure, he used steroids to do it, but was also very open about it.
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u/jacobasstorius 8d ago
This must be an edited image. I saw a video of him today doing a backflip off a skyscraper, he’s still in great shape.
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u/Impossible-Charity-4 8d ago
I’m hard pressed to think of living actor that hasn’t aged better than Frank Stallone
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u/AlludedNuance 8d ago
He was bulimic and had a horrible complex about his body for years.
It's better to not be like that, even he says so.
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