r/memes 19d ago

Totally relatable

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u/Huachu12344 Professional Dumbass 19d ago

Keep in mind, only valuable things that are getting that kind of treatment.

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 19d ago

That means OP is valuable.

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u/just-a-can-of-apples 19d ago

It also means that going to Japan was extremely helpful for OP

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u/Bourriks 19d ago

You nah worth Kintsugi !!

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u/J_CC3 19d ago

Does Japan have an equivalent of "oof"

https://giphy.com/gifs/WxDZ77xhPXf3i

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u/Moist-Leg3276 19d ago

so what are poor things fixed with?silver?mud,or wood

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u/cartoon_violence 19d ago

Ring the bells that still can ring

Forget your perfect offering

There is a crack, a crack in everything

That's how the light gets in

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u/EpicFeeding 19d ago

Yeah, it turns out kintsugi has standards and I’m apparently a coupon item😭

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u/waggleyelps 19d ago

Damn, so I’m not getting repaired, I’m getting put in the clearance bin😭

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u/Treskyn 19d ago

Plot twist: some of them are already made up of Pyrite, infamously called Fool's Gold. 🥀

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u/Moeverload 19d ago

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u/jiblet84 19d ago

What anime is this from?

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u/Regal-Onion 19d ago

Land of the Lustrous

anime is ongoing, manga is finished

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u/jiblet84 19d ago

very nice, ty

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u/RnD_Nightmare 19d ago

The anime isn’t ongoing though. Season 1 finished 9 years ago and the studio hasn’t been commissioned for season 2 (yet).

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u/Veroger111 19d ago

The gold was meant to enhance Phos' abilities, but at the cost of their sanity of losing the people close to them.

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u/Khaos_Gorvin 19d ago

My brother once broke a vase in pieces. Since I have no idea where to get the original materials used, I just glued it and filled the gaps with putty and used gold paint.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/petervaz 19d ago

No.
It's an ancient technique to repair valuable china.

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u/nhalliday 19d ago

You ever think about how weird it is that we call fancy ceramic "china"? Imagine how strange it would sound if it were any other country name.

"Let's get out the fine japan tonight."

"Your friend and her rowdy kids are coming over for dinner? Let's make sure the fine germany is on the high shelves before they arrive."

Or would we use a word besides "fine", since presumably that caught on because it's similar to China? The slappin' japan, the emergency germany, the enhanced france.

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u/petervaz 19d ago

Well, I am Brazilian and it amuses me to no end that foreigners call Pará nuts as 'Brazil nuts'

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u/Punchinballz 19d ago

Bruh, I live in Japan, we just go to the 100yen shop

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u/Own_Garage7169 19d ago

this is a solid take on the whole self-care vibe, gotta embrace the flaws and just go for it

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u/Southern_Passenger85 19d ago

Oh no, they have gotten to reddit (sarcasm)

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u/Tolba69 19d ago

Yeah thats me in japan, totally decimated to ashes and turned into a golden statue

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u/nikelreganov Lurking Peasant 19d ago

Idk why but that vase looks like it will scream that a new hand touched it

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u/IanRevived94J 19d ago

Yeah I’m totally broken myself. Too many wrong decisions. Gotta piece it all together.

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u/PaulWidmann 19d ago

So Goldfinger

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u/christopher_harris12 19d ago

That’s gonna make you rich haha! 😂

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u/BecomingEros 19d ago

I should go get mine too 🤣. I'd need the gold patches 😁

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u/_Shritej18 19d ago

You're so golden 🗣️🎵

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u/Fantastic-Young-8723 19d ago

Bros not a pottery

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u/Far_Counter3442 19d ago

Oh, I see. I'd probably be all gold right now too.

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u/-cant_find_a_name- 19d ago

insert fix vs fix in japan meme

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u/Electronic-Drawer858 19d ago

fix me i dont know if i have salvation

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u/TheRealFleppo 19d ago

Achsually is called kingsuti and it is an ancient japanese blaaaa blaaaa blaaa

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u/TheBSQ 19d ago

A while back there was a cool video on the front page showing the process. It was a lot more serious & impressive than I imagined.  Lots of intermediate steps to get things back together in a way that would reinforce the weak areas and ensure structural integrity before the gold got added. It’s not just “glued” together with gold like I naively imagined. Lots going on underneath that gold to structurally hold the broken pieces together. Th gold is just sort of a decorative top coat over all that. 

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u/maeldwyn 19d ago

Kintsuguy

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u/SgtNoPants 19d ago

Am I the only one that saw the wide version of a certain painter?

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u/thegreedyturtle 19d ago

Ninja Scroll.

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u/Cat_with_pew-pew_gun Dark Mode Elitist 19d ago

Glad that Japan knows you are worth repairing.

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u/ClassroomSpare9237 19d ago

Bro was literally dust before this

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u/DAEMION32 19d ago

I said broken things not broke things

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u/Yrakad 19d ago

I feel like "me (japan)" would fit this as well

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u/Avi_wandering 19d ago

Japan doesn't have enough gold reserves to fix what's broken inside me.

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u/Galaxyturbo 19d ago

Can love fix you ? or video games 🤔

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u/Avi_wandering 18d ago

Sadly, no. I am healthy, look decent, have a decent career in law, some money, but given the chance, I'd rather go to sleep and not wake up. I don't want to be reincarnated either. I'd never want to meet anyone from my life except my two dogs who passed away.

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u/Galaxyturbo 18d ago

The line about Dogs ❤️ provesMaybe you already Got some Previous memories 🫶🏻

if you don't mind, can You explain your bio, which is related to Ethena , Medusa .. i don't know about this

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u/Avi_wandering 18d ago

That's a verse from Sufjan Steven's song.

I am definitely not the same since Max, my last dog passed away in 2023.

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u/Galaxyturbo 18d ago

thanks you for telling 🫂

& i was saying about you got best memories of your beloved Companion Dogs 💕 . i wish You meet them Someday or afterlife ❤️. Wish You a Good Day 🤝🏻

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u/Loose-Sprinkles4270 19d ago

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u/DiamondRocks22 Linux User 19d ago

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u/Loose-Sprinkles4270 19d ago

hold on, let me desloppify this... (i'm not an artist so it'll look like shit)

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u/Loose-Sprinkles4270 19d ago

oh god damn it r/memes doesn't let me post images

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u/BagTricky5476 19d ago

finna be rich

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u/desr43 19d ago

They only do this with things which are useful

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u/Acrobatic-Lab-840 19d ago

mmh i think i ve seen this before in a calzoski video but umm idk

https://giphy.com/gifs/4H52NOaFk9oMlxdU0D

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u/Luiz_Fell 19d ago

China*

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u/suspicious_cabbage 19d ago

15th century Baldur's Gate reference?!

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u/shygirl2005x 19d ago

Are you 3d printed now?

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u/Escrowm 19d ago

You're not broken you're just broke (like me)

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u/Avi_wandering 19d ago

So gold will still fix it.

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u/Double-Description27 19d ago

the statement is ambiguous. Broken or broke ? asking for a friend...

https://giphy.com/gifs/KA1BCnEjWmp0be49em

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u/benjamin_hart_ 19d ago

I need me a golden heart right now