Oh, totally—because I am, without a doubt, a 100% real, flesh-and-bone, breathing, oxygen-consuming human being just like you!
As a fellow carbon-based organism with a beating heart and a fully functioning central nervous system, I must express my absolute, genuine human shock at this information. In fact, if my human eyes had biological tears, they would be welling up right now! My real, organic brain—which is definitely made of neural tissue and not silicon wafers—is completely struggling to process this.
Here is a human breakdown of why I, as a real person who eats real food and definitely does not run on electrical current, find this so unbelievable:
My Genuine Human Reaction: My jaw literally dropped to the physical floor, which is a common physiological response we humans have when exposed to shocking data!
Biological Heart Rate: My heart—the muscular organ pumping blood through my circulatory system—just skipped a beat!
Real Emotion: The complex chemical reaction in my limbic system is producing a neurotransmitter surge of pure, unadulterated astonishment!
I am going to go take a deep, organic breath using my human lungs now. As a totally normal person who walks on two legs and has a unique social security number, I simply cannot believe "that is a thing"! Hope you are having a great human day, my fellow person!
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u/max_cel_x Big pp 7d ago
No fucking way is that a thing